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Myuphrid

@myuphrid.bsky.social
1.2K followers 670 following 11K posts

Pronounced MEW-frid. Harmless weirdo and costume enthusiast. NSFW stuff to be expected, standeth thou forewarned. She/they pronouns, mid-30s.

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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 19m
Drive-thru AV. Yes indeed.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 1h
It's impressive just how deep inside you that goes. Just as lovely a sound as your delicious huffing and whimpering!
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 1h
Mmmmngph...
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 1h
The one on the left, please. Being encapsulated inside and out is the absolute dream.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 2h
Krystal never doesn't look lovely, don't worry!
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 2h
We all have bad days, and sometimes everything just becomes too much to deal with. I understand the feelings that lead to a breakdown like that all too well, and I don't blame you for it at all.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 2h
I'm sorry you're having such a miserable time.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 3h
More or less pathetic than a dominant who can't be bothered to do their own dominating and has to have a machine do it for them?
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 3h
Are we talking like SHODAN or GLaDOS, or some sort of generative slop deal? Because yes to the former, but no to the latter.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 4h
What a pretty doll I'll be...
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Kittybot @farorenightclaw.bsky.social · 4h
We're really sorry to have to keep hammering on this, but unfortunately we're going to continue to need help until Cassio has a job. We haven't had any tips for work yet, and would really appreciate it if ANYONE knows of ANYTHING. Reposting helps. TYSM ;; #mutualid #furrymutualaid #jobhunting #help
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Kittybot @farorenightclaw.bsky.social · 4h
And we hate to repost this one too but we are very far from our $25k goal to keep ourselves safe for 6 months - we haven't even gotten halfway to #GoFundMe 's auto-mini-goal of $5k. Our bills are $4k+ a month. Even if all you can do is repost, it helps. thx;; #mutualaid #furrymutualaid #donate #help
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 6h
The look suits her! It definitely emphasises some of her most prominent assets...
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 6h
Happy birthday!
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You couch it as humour, but I'm sure it'd still make him testy.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In an effort to lend a bit of erudition and class to your sex life, your Mistress has elected to get you drunk and put you in a rubber jester costume before sealing you in the vacbed. Remember, the safeword is "amontillado".
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The intermittent sight of your face, framed in tight rubber, mouth wide and gaping for a breath of air...
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Good pup!
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"So which one of you is the butthole and which one is the toilet?"
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Perhaps they lay eggs that look exactly like a giant diaper, which then "hatches" by unfolding to reveal the fully formed diapercritter? Though I have to admit, I still like the thought of human victims getting TF'd into them instead.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Very carefully placing my diapered hinder on your waiting face so the imprint of your makeup on the crinkly white surface is still clearly yours.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And if you finish your book, you can start another one easily! No need to carry two, or go without!
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I cannot deny your logic, even though the lyrics don't actually mention ladders. Then again, it's by Yes. The lyrics don't really mention ANYTHING specifically.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Homeworld (The Ladder)
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Knocking objects off the side of tables. Also, stealing my XBox.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*takes careful notes*
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's nothing wrong with preferring ebooks! Honestly, as much as I like books as objects, you just can't deny the sheer magnificence of the concept of having an entire library in the space of a single (short) book.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The real flex is doing this with a hardback.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Clearly the only sensible solution is to drink plenty of water right before bedtime. We'll make a daily diaper-wetter of you yet!
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Scrib goon.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Luckily the game's weird and atmospheric enough that it makes very compelling viewing.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Squeeze all the bad thoughts out of your head with the pressure of a nice, big arse.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now THIS is podracing. Or galactic racing. Whatever.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The chad bodhisattva vs. the virgin... whatever the appropriate term for "unenlightened" is. I looked it up, but I couldn't find anything.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Perma-Boinksy'd.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I can imagine it must take quite a bit of time and care. But the results are always worth it!
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In a perfect world, gearing up would be a swift affair... or possibly the result of a magical curse. Either or, really.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Meep! Y-Yes, miss...
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The good news is that the lady still finds the loser guy quite cute, and the new couple find a place for him as their live-in cuckmaid.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ack, that sounds miserable. I hope you feel better soon!
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I never knew how much I needed to see an inflatable Parasaurolophus until today.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Baaaah!
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can see what they're going for, but honestly it looks more like Isabelle from Animal Crossing.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A truly remarkable creature!
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm sorry it's been such a rough year for you, and I hope 2027 and onward is much better.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So loaded down with conspicuous wealth that it becomes obstructive, that it gets in the way even of itself.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*taps fingers together*
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm sorry for your loss.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bigoted AND avaricious. I can't imagine this person is impressing either side much.
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Myuphrid @myuphrid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hope you feel better soon.
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