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Bronwyn

@mythalive.bsky.social
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Autistic special education teacher. Reader, traveler, gamer. Amateur photographer and comedian.

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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 10h
The Surprising Reason You're About To Click Here!
A shared Facebook post. The new text is a list of fake clickbait titles. The old text is a list of lists, from 2016.

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Updating for the current year:
Why I Hate Clickbait (link to full story in comments)
You'll Never Guess How I Reacted To This Clickbait
Unbelievable Problems With Writing Today (click to read more)
Why Can't People Focus? Like and subscribe for part two of this startling new discovery!

(old text)
Tempted to start a series of articles. They would be titled something like this:

10 reasons why I dislike lists.
14 things I think of when someone posts a list.
7 problems with current writing techniques.
9 signs our ability for extended focus has failed.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would like to claim a very normal and healthy relationship with the world around me, but I also just spent five minutes apologizing to a pair of old well-loved shoes for momentarily thinking that I hated them when they felt uncomfortable.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When the therapist convinces you to face your problems head-on.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've reached a very early beginner level and might benefit if I went again, but I'm annoyed at them insisting someone with nearly debilitating social anxiety and zero experience write a set and perform on the spot without help. So, should try? Yeah. More likely to turn it into material? Also yes.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two days in a row my house has been under 80F (my summer AC setting) when I got home. Only took until October. Minor miracle? Surely someone should be sainted for this.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally October, the month when we celebrate darkness, death, and my own personal entropy (in other words, my birthday).
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Word game, anyone? playoutlier.com/c/hekmx3
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myth challenged you
myth wants you to beat their OUTLIER score on Day 133. Play the daily rare-word puzzle and climb the worldwide leaderboard.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone's just emailed me about a meeting and every single sentence ends in an exclamation. Fair play, find your excitement where you can get it; the only thing I can muster excitement for right now is silence and a tub of ice cream.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does the Department of Snake(s) provide one to be the honorary snake of the Union address?
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where I go in my mind during my planning period.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Woke up this morning to find fire ants in my living room; finally got home tonight, went out to find the mound, and discovered a tree trying to grow under my house. We may have left the jungle behind as a species but either it wants me back or I've entered Jumanji.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Event invitations should be a lot more specific. Sure, you've said cocktail attire, but I still don't know whether I should show up in jeans, velvet, or dressed like a martini. (Think I did OK in the end, but it definitely isn't the style anyone else chose. Own drum etc I guess 😂).
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Had a very stressful day at work. Went for a run after. It worked. How dare something that requires multiple clothing changes, a shower, and being seen in public actually be better for my mental health than hiding under a pile of blankets with 25 brownies and Netflix? Highly unfair.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They say dream big, but I think in this instance I might keep my feet solidly on the ground.
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TxDOT: Air taxis begin taking flight in Texas this fall
Air taxi, anyone? The Texas Department of Transportation said it would launch the first phase of the new pilot program this fall.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've been carrying a bottle of water around for five hours now and don't feel hydrated. I don't understand why. The bottle is still sealed, but surely that's not relevant?
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At the store despite sensory overwhelm and exhaustion so my students can have a cooking lesson; meanwhile my brain is yelling that I'm worthless and unwanted. That's what anxiety and depression are sometimes. Not seeing your own worth when it's clear to others. If you have a chance to be kind, do.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This picture is amazing. Also I hate it.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The sun is shining brightly while the fattest raindrops I've ever seen hit the windows, and the usual afternoon traffic was almost nonexistent. If I accidentally fell into a portal to a parallel universe while at work, someone please give me a sign.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Permit me a serious moment. Not trusting yourself with your life is one of the scariest things possible (followed closely by public speaking and someone texting 'we need to talk') (I experienced it, I'm allowed to joke). I don't expect a ton of donations, but do keep this in your thoughts. (1/3)
afspwalks.donordrive.com
Please support the Austin Walk this fall to help #stopsuicide
Please support the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention to help save lives and bring hope to those affected by suicide. Donate or register to walk!
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
2026: There is one website, linking to tons of copies of itself, each filled with ads but no content.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Using the day off to plan more days off. Is that like using a wish to ask for more wishes?
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For when drinking a latte isn't enough? You need the hit of spices faster than regular digestion allows?
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Vet tech just apologized for the time it was taking to "scroll through" a stack of papers. Does that mean that if I'm reading multiple pages of a book to escape real life, I'm doomscrolling? Or does it only work if I keep switching books?
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Next time I need to make up my own fantasy names or creatures, could probably just go with the typos I make trying to write on my phone. I'm *that* kind of old and annoyed at technology; I need the sensory aspect of the keys to keep me on track.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Excellent life advice (plus some fun and nonsense) from Wile E. Coyote.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Y'all have fun with whatever today's debate is; I'm taking the day off, I'll be over here raging against 20-minute-long YouTube ads.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Student: "You have something in your hair." Me: *pats head all over, expecting an uncapped gluestick or a bug* S: *points* "There. It's white." M: "That's because I have..." *mentally reconsiders saying 'glitter' "..grey hair." S: "I can help you." No, child. Unless you mean making more of it.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Since added: Adelitas Way - Invincible My Chemical Romance - Famous Last Words Sia - Unstoppable Reba McEntire - I'm A Survivor Playlist on repeat. Ask me how easy it is to feel you're not enough, teaching kids with extra needs without enough resources. Or, really, don't. Just expand the playlist.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is it a cookie, a brownie, or a health food? We may never know. But if it is what it claims, its existence is surely a sign of doom for the human race.
An ad showing a picture of brownies. The recipe description reads, "A dream come true for indecisive cookie lovers everywhere, this dessert is great to take just about anywhere.". The beginning of the recipe link says "Sheet-Pan Baked Feta With Broccoli...", a statement that ideally describes neither cookies mor brownies.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I know it's the popular thing to do now (and I love the ones I've been listening to), but does the Teacher Retirement System really need a podcast?
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I brought work home with me to be ready for the second week of school, and I have at least three outside projects on the go, as well as a couple books I'm in the middle of reading. Naturally, I've spent the afternoon clearing out emails from 2009.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dove candy wrapper: Overthinking is prohibited for the next few moments. Me: Okay, but how many is a few? Exactly how long is a moment? If I ask one question, is it overthinking? What about two or three? Maybe it depends on the question. If it's serious enough, is it just 'thinking'?
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Of course, if I'm going to brag, I should also be honest about the fact that yes I got on stage but I then left as soon as I had to pee because I was too socially anxious to ask the location of the bathroom. I am a unique and complicated individual 😂
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I did another comedy. Gods this is so cool. Been a rough week and getting on stage for some laughs feels SO good.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There is a town called Chunky and also a Chunky River in the USA. Do with this knowledge what you will.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Students are back tomorrow, and working with other adults to get ready was not supposed to be the hard part. Depression, anxiety, and rejection sensitivity are a real pain - 0/10, don't visit. Anyway I'd love to refocus by celebrating with YOU, if anyone has something nice going on to share!
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ahem: Some ~personal news~ I am excited to announce that my second book, "Manly While Stimming: Autism and the Myth of the Masculine Ideal," is available for pre-order via Little Brown. Pre-order below. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/eric-...
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Manly While Stimming
Unmasking Autism meets Notes on Being a Man in this one-of-a-kind reimagining of contemporary masculinity in the autism community.Society’s definition of m...
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Some of the most ridiculous things that have 100% changed the trajectory of my life: -buying a science fiction book based off an intriguing title and cover art -submitting a joke essay with my study abroad application (it worked!) -deciding to try a random foreign comedy show a friend posted about
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have surprisingly enjoyed this, so let's keep it going. Like this post and I will say something about you without specifying who I am talking about. (It only works if I get multiple likes, but, cross that bridge etc).
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm trying to get used to the sound of my own voice and limit the internal editor. This has resulted in a lot of car ride voice memos that start "well, back to work.." and abruptly end with "no, that's shit." Unhelpful if accurate commentary on multiple aspects of the situation.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don't yet have five minutes I'm fully happy with but I *have* come up with a name for an eventual full length show, so... progress?
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Alternately, the imposter syndrome gets so bad that you end up believing you're actually faking your own existence. Not in a 'I'm faking doing life right' way. In a 'I'm faking being alive, there actually is no me' way.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
On the one hand, horrible imposter syndrome. On the other hand, AMAZING at faking things. Arguably a more useful life skill. As long as it's not my doctor or pilot utilizing it.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Permit me a serious moment. Not trusting yourself with your life is one of the scariest things possible (followed closely by public speaking and someone texting 'we need to talk') (I experienced it, I'm allowed to joke). I don't expect a ton of donations, but do keep this in your thoughts. (1/3)
afspwalks.donordrive.com
Please support the Austin Walk this fall to help #stopsuicide
Please support the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention to help save lives and bring hope to those affected by suicide. Donate or register to walk!
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's all about location. The people in the hospital likely have a healthy sense of their own mortality. Better to hit the coffee shops and stadiums where people are enjoying themselves and not appropriately considering the inevitability of their future demise.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
In reference to nothing in particular, and definitely not It's A Superpower??, here's a picture from the top front of the bus in Leeds, taken back in June.
A road, with buildings and pedestrians to either side.  The picture is taken from higher off the road than you normally get, and, importantly, there's a handle bar and the windshield of a bus visible in the foreground.  No cute caps are visible.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Basically summarizing my relationship with reading.
Three black and white stickers. One says "A book a day keeps reality away".  The second is a circle; in the center is a book surrounded by stars, and text around the outside says "BOOKS ARE MAGICAL".  The third shows two skeleton hands forming a heart, with the words "You had me at Trigger Warnings".
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Unconvered two stories I wrote for school aged 11-12. One is a retelling of Cinderella but the stepsisters get the happy ending. The other is basically Hardy Boys fanfic. I had a great teacher, but I think the 'you should get this published' note on the mystery was extremely generous.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Got a fortune that said, "Your friendships will strengthen in November." So y'all are on notice; I'll expect signs of someone doing something about that. Of course, it didn't specify *which* November.
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Bronwyn @mythalive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Return to work tomorrow. Risking my coworkers asking me to do comedy at them if I tell about my summer, so I've prepared more "small" talk. What's the ideal number of grains of salt per french fry? Which insect would you prefer as a pet? What was most fun about the day you took the fewest steps?
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