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MysteryProf

@mysteryprof91.bsky.social
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40 something, tired of life, left bird app, usually in debt and with poor health XD Fuck AI and tech bros Everything I post here is mostly ranting so I don't need people's help, it's appreciated, but not needed.

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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My son fucking sucks. Fuck.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People don't care about me and that's perfectly understandable, I just hope, once I'm gone, they won't try to say anything about me.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Earlier today, I almost broke down crying because I couldn't keep the stray cat I've been feeding out of the rain, as I am not allowed to bring stray cats in, it just hit me, how much of a waste of oxygen I am and how much better everyone would be if I wasn't here. I really need to disappear.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just want to be gone.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I keep asking myself, should I eat something before I hung myself? I'd rather not die hungry, in case I have to stay a ghost but also I'd rather not make any mess for the people who have to clean after my body .
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not that hole!
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trying to find a place to kill myself isn't as easy as one would think, because it's gotta be away from my home and anime anyone I know, so they don't have to look at the place where I died every day.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
adhd is so stupid what do you mean i have a terabyte of installed video games and also no video games
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've gotten to that point in the poverty game where I have to skip my meds,because I can't afford to buy them unless they're at a discount. And to think that a few years ago I was close to paying off every debt I had, I was traveling abroad and I was having sex kinda regularly.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well, fuck. I found the rope I was planning on using tu hang myself and it can only hold about half of my body weight. I'm gonna have to buy a better rope :/ Goddamn, not even killing yourself is affordable anymore
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Slamjamcakes @slamjamcakes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
😔
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
People should be thankful I can't draw for shit because otherwise, I'd be posting so much stupid horny shit.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I need friends like these
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you can choose what clothes you're gonna die in, do you go for comfortable or fancy? I'd prefer to be a comfy ghost than suffering for eternity because I'm wearing fancy shoes.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm pretty sure this will be my last year, I'm tired, unemployed, broke, sick and have no future, at this point it is better for everyone for me to just die.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I just want this thing to be over
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vallycuts @vallycuts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
in need of donations. any amount helps i also have 5 spaces available for single char chibis colored 10 dlls
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's kind of funny, how I used to have some fancy plans to ending it all, they involved a decent hotel room and helium with an exit bag, but that was back then when I had money, nowadays, I'm just looking for a park that will be dark at night so I can just hang myself, because rope is cheap.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm so tired.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I was still following a good number of art accounts but that is done, I'm never sharing any biometric data with the nazis
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phoenix @phoenix-rights.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Twitter has now started to collect palm scans and face ids as biometric data required to log in to your account “to verify you are human” it claims it’s not storing this data, but do not do this!
Confirm you're a human
This step verifies you're a human and ensures your account remains in good standing.
Your biometric data is never sent to X or stored after verification.
• Confirm with Palm
Confirm with Face ID
or Confirm with Selfie
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Very few people would actually care if I die, and most would get over it in a week or so and it would benefit so many more. My debts would get erased, I'd free the room that I'm using and I'd no longer use any resources and people wouldn't have to worry about me anymore.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If there are such things as souls, I'd sell mine for maybe 20 years of good money and decent health for my family, friends and myself. It's a good deal for any demons out there!
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I miss my gf so much, i used to just want to die because I'm depressed and now, I want to die because I'm away from her.
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Flindasaur @flindasaur.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I thought bluesky was supposed to be the "ethical" alternative to xitter, what happened to that? a single picture of someone's cum-filled pussy or asshole does infinitely less harm than thousands of "neck yourself tr*nny" posts, yet I guess that's where we're headed
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Michael Kamm @michaelkamm.games · 26/05/2026
Last year, miHoYo copied my puzzle game Ouros in Zenless Zone Zero. Because they are a recognized, billion-dollar studio and my game isn't well known, some people are now assuming that their version is the original, and mine is the clone. I hope this video clears that up.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I keep hearing things get better, but based on my experience, things just keep getting worse and I'm tired
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I'm so tired of everything, I really am. I just want to lay down, go to sleep and never having to wake up.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
90% of the time, I wish I didn't exist or that I was dead but I can't say shit because people get worried when you start joking a bit too much about how much you want to die.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
In my younger stupider days, I used to cut myself, now, that I'm a responsible adult, I know it's better to do something that won't leave scars, so I just hit myself with a mallet and since i rarely take off my shirt in public, nobody will ever know.
Bruises on the chest of a guy
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I can't wait to die :D
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Thank you bsky bots, if it wasn't for you liking my posts about killing myself, I'd get no engagement at all.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm really thinking on just ending it once the trip is done.
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
✨generative ai is shit✨ get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art
preview of a sticker of a cat in cyan blue colors with blue flowers. the caption reads "generative ai is shit"
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm sick, tired, broke and unemployed, honestly, I don't even know why I haven't KMS yet.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I used to cut myself and I still have so many scars and I want to hurt myself again but I don't want to deal with the blood or the open wounds, so, I'm now hitting myself in the chest and I'm getting some nice bruises and maybe if I'm lucky, I'll get another heart attack and i can finally die.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Time to rub one out.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sure to some medical issues, I haven't been able to get a proper erection in over 6 years, between this my unemployment and other health issues, I want to kms pretty much every day. Life sucks.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Well, it's done, Twitter account is dead, I'll certainly miss a lot of the people who haven't come here yet.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 29/03/2026
An edited scene from Futurama where upon hearing "Attie can use AI to build custom feeds", Professor Farnsworth correctly responds "Tell Attie to fuck off"
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Negative Inspiration @negativeinspire.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"Empty Nesting" page 7!
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I can't wait to die.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
My partner of nearly 16 years is moving away for work and I can't go with her and I want to die because I won't be able to see her more than maybe once a year. I fucking hate my life and I want to die.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I'm tired and sick and broken and broke and I want to die but I also want my loved ones to be taken care of
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I can't wait to be dead and not exist anymore
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I guess I need to start deleting the porn in my files so once my family has to check my computer they don't find anything
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I honestly just want this life thing to be over. I'm tired, sick and I'm not gonna get any better and things will continue to get worse for me so, why stay? At this point I'm only living to keep other people happy.
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MysteryProf @mysteryprof91.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
5 months unemployed, no opportunities in sight, money is close to running out... I should start getting ready to off myself.
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