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Happybot Bartender

@mysteryfuture.bsky.social
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Left Twitter, FB, Insta. Gotta fix America before it's too late. I've always known what a horrible man he is. Now the rest of the world is finding out just how horrible. 🇺🇦🇪🇺💙🔬[insert upside down American flag here]

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RoseInOregon @roseinoregon.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Please tell me this is for real, and if there was a response from the moron in chief for finally being called on his rudeness.
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dollyz.bsky.social @dollyz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The look! He knows it was made up for him. I love it!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 06/12/2025
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Without evidence, Prasad claimed COVID-19 vaccines have killed 10 children in the US, and announced unilateral, sweeping changes to the way the agency regulates and approves vaccines, including seasonal flu shots. A dozen former FDA chiefs say that's deeply stupid. arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
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12 former FDA chiefs unite to say agency memo on vaccines is deeply stupid
Prasad’s arguments “misrepresent both the science and the regulatory record.”…
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Thank you for the update!
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The GOP healthcare plan? Go On and Parish already
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Anyone know what happened to her?
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
💯
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This makes me physically ill. I’m truly terrified for her.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/12/2025
America’s strength is moral authority. We lose it every time we excuse cruelty done in our name. We can be better—and we must. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
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The Second Strike and the Soul of America
America’s moral authority depends on our willingness to condemn wrongdoing—even our own.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Here is an idea: Tax the billionaires and make the subways free. They’ll spend less time and money than doing the nonsense they’re doing.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The same guy who has had all of his vaccines? What a hypocrite.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Leadership at its finest. Who needs enemies when we have the finest administration Russian money can buy.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It’s not the crimes. It’s whether or not you carry one of these:
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J Montgomery @jaymontgomery.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
HE IS LINING HIS GUMS WITH COCAINE IN PUBLIC.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The thing about MAGAts, they’re all talk. They’ll keep shopping Costco.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Are they talking about Steven Miller?
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This is winning, right?
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Good morning!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
A federal appeals court unanimously disqualified Alina Habba from overseeing cases as New Jersey’s top federal prosecutor, finding that her appointment under President Trump was unlawful.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
They don’t even try because their followers have the memory of a gnat.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
But she worked so hard stabbing people in the back to get there. Poor woman.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I thought it was a horse?
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Speak for yourself
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Marco puts everyone asleep
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
So transparent.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Oil
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
You need to be more specific of what you’re expecting. Timmy did great! 😊
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 02/12/2025
Some might say, hacking billboards is noble work. 😉
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Then that would make him…
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Just like old times.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
He knows 2028 is not even an option. Look at the limp.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Do you think Xmas will come early this year?
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Yeah, but he’s really good at polishing Trump’s balls.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Time to get rid of the parasites: #EatTheRich
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Is there any chance for an early Christmas this year?
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Is there any chance we could have an early Christmas this year?
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Destined to only vacation in Iran, North Korea or Russia.
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Happybot Bartender @mysteryfuture.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
The ultimate in “Go F Yourself, we don’t care what you think of us anymore.”
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