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@myrtlecrown.bsky.social
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Meg 33♒️, they/them simply no longer trying to avoid Apollo's dodgeball very normal about vampires, and strange women in various bodies of water weilding swords. 💀I Pray the Tomb is Shut Forever💀

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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"dracula is actually about repression" "dracula is actually about bloodsucking landlords" "dracula is actually about assault" "dracula is actually about xenophobia" "dracula is actually about bram stoker being closeted" dracula is about all of those things welcome to the gothic genre
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
walking into work with hot roots to establish dominance
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my knitting needle set has arrived, ohhh I can hardly wait to cast on
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want a timcampy tattoo
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I didn't take pictures but I took a ceramics class today and it was very fun, will report back in a few weeks once my pieces are fired/glazed
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
if you work in any type of customer service I think you should be able to yell at a customer at least once in a while
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
the full moon coming out while evanescence is performing, this is everything
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
2nd job has been the piss me off factory lately
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
WHAT DAY IS IT
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
and what if the gift horse has no mouth but still it must scream?
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Today's Oomancy Report: slightly broken yolk but still yammy. A win is a fucking win
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
queer community is so fucking beautiful
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
horse girl stolen valor
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
She investigate on my para til I normal
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
having a cursed travel day
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking the dark angel who haunts my dreams
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Wicander Halovar coded, I fear
"Scepters for Benevolent Leaders" instructions to make scepters from various materials
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daily alucard ⚰️ @alucarddaily.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Happy Winter Solstice 🖤 Brighter days are always just ahead
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
c0nquerer's hockey
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
oomancy but it's whether or not I can make my eggs perfectly jammy
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
whisperpher
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
MCR concert with the boyz
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
sipping an old fashioned, thinking about trevorcard, this is what vacation is all about
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AJ @amadeoboros.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
"Shut up." "Make me." #castlevania #trevorcard
Alucard holding Trevor Belmont firmly by the face, squeezing his cheeks. They stare at each other before kissing.
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
seeing the first reactions to frankenstein 2025 like
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I have so so so many things I need to be doing but I'm fixated on finding a hashimada fanfiction I read almost a decade ago. I fear it has been deleted, I wish I would've downloaded a copy when it was still up.
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I fear my Naruto phase has reawakened, I apologize for the person I may become
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Miles, knitting screaming agony werewolf @queermedieval.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
medieval pride parade!
a medieval style digital drawing showing a group of people surrounded by an ornate gold border. On the left, there is a brown woman with long, curly brown hair, smiling and looking to her left with her hands thrown up. She’s wearing a purple dress with gold trim, a trans flag cloak, and a flower crown in the lesbian flag colors. She’s holding hands with a Black woman to her right, who has short, curly black hair with a flower in the lesbian flag colors tucked into it. She’s wearing an orange bliaut with purple lining and gold trim over a pink underdress. In the center, there is a tan man with long, wavy grey hair and a beard, holding up a large progress pride flag on a gold flagpole. He has a chain of gold with rainbow leaves in his hair, and he’s wearing a long teal tunic with purple and blue sleeves and a rainbow inset at the chest. Next to him is a brown nonbinary person with medium brown curly hair, smiling with one hand on their hip. They’re wearing a chaperon in the nonbinary flag colors over a purple belted tunic, grey hose, and brown boots. To their left, a woman is throwing up a peace sign, wearing a bi flag cloak and a pale green dress with a leafy belt. Her hair is braided and has flowers in the bi flag colors tucked into it. There’s a white dog on the grass in front of the people, wearing a rainbow jester collar, and there’s a pigeon flying above everyone with a trans flag ribbon in its beak. There’s a rainbow in the background. The border is filled with scrollwork and flowers in the colors of various pride flags, as well as two smiling rainbow dragons with trans pride wings facing each other at the bottom, and a smiling frog to either side.
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
might as well post this now
alucard from castlevania: nocturne in front of the bisexual flag with the text "get behind me bisexuals" in gothic font on top of some flames
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
just remembered we're getting the first frankenstein trailer in a couple days
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Few things renew my lust for life like booking a tattoo appointment
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
let's hear it for god's most hated bisexual
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/08/2024
the four little words every woman wants to hear 📽️
film title card reading

CHRISTOPHER LEE
PETER CUSHING
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I would use a time machine to read minotaur erotica to Homer
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Goblin🌱Sprout @g0blinsprout.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
⭑♪⊹ ࣪ ˖"𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞? 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐨𝐟 ✨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲✨"˖ ݁♬⋆.˚ •[#fanart #artshare #wwe #wrestling #cmpunk]
A full body drawing of the wrestler CM Punk in hot pink ring gear, hands on his hips and glowering up from under his brow. Behind him is a hot pink background with his name messily written behind him
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
the bridge troll she told you not to worry about
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Las 🐺🪽 @featherfangart.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
| No Love Is Wasted | ⚔️💮 #originalart
a digital illustration of two gauntlets/hands, a dark one with golden details and white/lighter one, both inspired by renaissance 15th/16th century armor. their fingers are slightly reaching out for each other. both hands are wrapped in a red ribbon that says 'No Love, however brief, is wasted.' In between there are white periwinkles as a symbol for fond memories
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lil guy @00paranoid.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
She con on my clave till I’m busting white smoke
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
she con on my clave til I habemus papem
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
"pillow pet but kind of fucked up"
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
mechless gundam
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I need to cosplay Lady Oscar again
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vampire gf @myrtlecrown.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Rose of Versailles remake was so bad I had to put on the 1982 live action as a palette cleanser
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
nobody talk to me i'm shifting into rose of versailles mode
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オヒヤ @ohiya-ft1.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
オスカル様のお誕生日🎂🌹(過去絵)
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC
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ash @ukrainekraine.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
"power scaling is fujoing out for straight guys"
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Berlitz II. @vonmandelbrot.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?
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