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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞)

@myrampantllama.bsky.social
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🔞 NSFW, sometimes nerd stuff. 35 | He/Him | 📏5'7" | 👣6 | 🏳️‍🌈Gay | 👀Single | UK SE Smol long-haired ginger who likes big bellies, big muscles, big heights, big feet, and BIG cuddles. Oh, and vore. Awkward af, DM at your own risk 😘 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸✊🏾 Let everyone live

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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 19h
Prison break! Every time I wear this underwear, my dick always finds its way out no matter what
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yuutaima @yuutaima.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he tried a personal trainer once. he stopped after realizing the feeling of his belly sprawled across the floor was more "invigorating" than actually attempting a pushup ~
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Lomlynx🔞 @lomlynx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Camping with big bear can end up very steamy xP commission for @spreen-gei.bsky.social and @daxd.bsky.social
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A giant approaches you and asks if you want to get high, then grabs you and lifts you up into the clouds high above the city, the view is beautiful and--ope, it's actually weed smoke.
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It works! Just a capacitor swap is all it needeed. I don't really use that TV anyway, but it can still be useful for someone.
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm in need of a biiig pupper to be my guard dog, also for cuddles and affections. Will give many pets and treats, also walkies.
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Been playing Tunic now. It gives me Hyper Light Drifter vibes, I love it! Enjoying how it's obfuscated, but intuitive. You don't know what things are/saying, but you can tell. Fun for those who've played a lot of adventure games like it, and always check every nook and cranny.
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Mastersize22 @mastersize22.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love to tease my 5’11ft tiny slave, see full version exclusively in my OF: onlyfans.com/mastersize22
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WRENCH!💣 @wretchedwrench.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You ever just wanna...
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been tearing up the kitchen floor in the flat and underneath looks like fingerprints from the giant who originally assembled it. Hope they don't mind me renovating... #sizesky #macro #micro
My hand vs a giant's fingerprint that's at least 3 hands wideMy UK size 6 foot vs a giant's fingerprint
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Phe 🖤 @growingphe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hearing furniture groan under me when I'm bulking gives me a real bad case of the hornies 🥺
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Accidentally ate a whole pack of Happy Turn 250% extra powder rice crackers as soon as I was gifted them, just before dinner... I think I'm gonna get fat accidentally when I move out on my own. So long as there's someone much bigger for me to cuddle too, idc...
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Late morning stretchies
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally got that inspiration to start messing with electronics again! Disassembled my old TV to fix it, now just waiting on a replacement capacitor to be delivered and it should be good!
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North @northbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning, big guy. www.patreon.com/ThisNorth Telegram: t.me/NorthBearsbigartchannel
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Could there be something like the video game crash of the 80s today where we reach a tipping point of oversaturation of slop, where everything looks the same after being trained over and over on itself, and everyone realises just how boring, souless, and meaningless it has become?
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Carried 10 kitchen units and an oven up a flight of stairs (with some help) while also having a jab in my shoulder earlier in the day (it hurt trying to flex that arm). Please clap for my tiny mooscles and give me your sexy buff powers? Also let's hang out and compare to make your muscles look huge.
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh yeah, the Zelda concert tickets for London, Edinburgh, and Glasgow instantly sold out so... Depressed. If you happened to get tickets, perhaps I might go on a date with you to the concert maybe probably? 🥺
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tomorrow I'm just gonna have to buy two tickets to the Zelda concert in London next year in the hopes I'll have someone to bring with me by then
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did the 9 Games thing! It was really tough, but I think these were the most influential to me, more so some of the sequels. Many many hours spent on the PC and Nintendos
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let me perch on you like this?
Baby meerkat perches on the back of another from the side, at the local zoo
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Nexus🏳️‍🌈 💜🤍🩶🖤 @twinfurr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just had a wet dream about a giant super chub guy and feet, was INTENSE. Not had a dream like that for a while... I'm gonna need to reenact that with someone NOW
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you could upload your mind to an "ARK", a simulated reality to continue living indefinitely, what would you do with the you that you left behind? ... But more importantly, would you want the ability to modify your appearance? And why would it be to have a huge cock? 😜 (Or other changes...)
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just finished playing SOMA. I remember watching a streamer play it years ago, I forget who... But finally got round to actually playing it myself. Very cool, and existential...
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yuutaima @yuutaima.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pancakes' bf learning how to share a bed with a super chub x3
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TOFU 🔞 @tofudragoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🩵
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of my favourite tropes? Literal giant nerds. The nerd/geek in a group of friends almost always seems to be depicted either as the largest and tallest member. Like, please come take up my entire couch so I can sit on your lap and listen to you passionately yap about Star Trek and teach me MtG.
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Socks time
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WonderPuff (3/3) @wonderpuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
helping @cobywb.bsky.social decompress
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Chaztheredpanda @chaztheredpanda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spending the night with Basil means my last moments awake are always filled with the feeling of him tongue-fucking my throat while he pins me with his pecs so I don't squirm... too much. w/ @brawnybound.bsky.social #furryart #musclefur
Chaz getting tongue fucked by Basil while being pinned under his pecs.
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got a week off work now, first time in the 3 years working there where it's actually holiday time and not hospital related. What to do...
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am seeking very large boyfriend that runs warm all the time so I can save on heating this winter.
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yuutaima @yuutaima.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oop, more ooey gooey feelings ~
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Red Goon @theredgoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Steamy times with Tug~ Commission for Maxwell_The_Raccoon #furryart #commission
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TONY🐊 @xeoniios.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
here we see Ted n' Toby in their natural habitat... for @pafbar.bsky.social
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Feeling a craving for gigantic round bellys and butts to cuddle with right now...
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'sup?
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good morning. Have a little sole.
UK6/US7 size foot. Needs some big feet to compare and have fun with
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Orc Monk-Val'uk @chasekit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cw: Cumflation Guts flooded, feeling like Zip's used condom
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Tolok @tolok.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Octavio & Roy! #nsfw
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I got chatting with my eventual neighbours about how they decorated their place, then they were talking about beds and how their daughter had to get a stronger bed because she has a "bigger" boyfriend with a history breaking beds and I'm just trying to stay calm and not to imagine it.
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I finished it! I'm very sorry to say, this is the first Prime I've ever played... And the only other Metroid I've played in full is Dread.
Metroid Prime 4 Beyond mission complete at over 90%
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🔥Chon🦇 COMMS CLOSED - SLOTS AVAIL. 0 of 5 @chopangigante.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@kout.bsky.social made me gain a little bit of fat by eating ALL kinds of food. I guess he's trying to use my folds as a shelter.
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bench press boyfriend (he benches me (in bed (I'm so light to him that stability isn't a problem)))
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I got new underwear and for some reason it's really easy for my dick to work its way out the front flap thing. I'm just sitting here fidgeting and bouncing my legs as per usual, and it's just comes out. Pics later perhaps...
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First contribution to #fcf
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TOFU 🔞 @tofudragoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Quantum Entangled Hair (🔞) @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I caught a mosquito and it was the first time I got one that had recently fed, so there was a surprising red splat. Very reminiscent of macrophile scenarios... Now I gotta find where it bit me before it starts itching
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TOFU 🔞 @tofudragoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ganondorf x Link
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