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Reposted by My name is JEF🟡🟢My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 14/10/2026In (at most) 60 years time, there will be heavy nostalgia for the “stock photos” and “Corporate Memphis” that dominated pre-2022 (aka pre-slop). Hometown Buffet’s will swap their Rockwells with watermarked-stock-photos of BBQs. Others will have menus that look like a white-color employee handbook. 021 2
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 14/10/2026In (at most) 60 years time, there will be heavy nostalgia for the “stock photos” and “Corporate Memphis” that dominated pre-2022 (aka pre-slop). Hometown Buffet’s will swap their Rockwells with watermarked-stock-photos of BBQs. Others will have menus that look like a white-color employee handbook. 021 2
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comCute Dog Says Thank YouALT: Cute Dog Says Thank You 010 1
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 27/09/2026Should note that Power Pete (aka Mighty Max?) is a hella banger. Absolute shame that it’s been lost to time. 100 1
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 27/09/2026In no particular order: #My9Games #MyNineGames 120 2
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 25/09/2026Watched “Heart of the Beast” on the final day of my extended holiday, and now my day is ruined. He is a good boy. 010 1
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 21/09/2026Oh, I guess now‘s my annual reminiscent of that time in uni when I was at an bro’s house and he wanted to play NS but it was dead, so he proceeded to blow into the USBC port like it was an N64 cartridge and curse when it wouldn’t power on. 031 3
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 15/09/2026DAZN finna gaslight me into thinking I’m multi boxing. I’m not. smh 021 2
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Reposted by My name is JEF🟡🟢The J-Talk Podcast @jtalkpod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026NEW PODCAST: First for J-Talk patrons (free feed at 6.30pm), Kashiwa correspondent @shaysol.bsky.social guests after Reysol's comeback win at Kyoto, then the rest of J1 Matchday 7. - Kashima in crisis after Kobe defeat? - Ayukawa whacks Cerezo - FCT win Big Pod derby www.patreon.com/jtalkpod/pos...patreon.comEpisode 637 - J1 Matchday 7 | The J-Talk PodcastEpisode 637 - J1 Matchday 7 by The J-Talk Podcast on Patreon. Join The J-Talk Podcast's community for exclusive content and updates. 011 1
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comThanos: Perfectly Balanced As All Things Should BeALT: Thanos: Perfectly Balanced As All Things Should Be 030 3
Reposted by My name is JEF🟡🟢Byzantine @greenbyzantine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Well, that was a sicko game. No one wins, we all lose, as God intended 1-1 031 3
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 12/09/2026GeoFooty · September 12th 801 / 1,000 🟡🟢🟡🟡🟡 www.geofooty.appgeofooty.appGeoFooty — Daily soccer geography game5 questions a day. 60–90 seconds. Tap where it happened on the pitch. 021 2
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 12/09/2026Whenever I post on Reddit I’m reminded why I don’t post on Reddit. 000 0
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 11/09/2026GeoFooty · September 11th 620 / 1,000 🟢🟡🔴🟡🔴 www.geofooty.appgeofooty.appGeoFooty — Daily soccer geography game5 questions a day. 60–90 seconds. Tap where it happened on the pitch. 010 1
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 09/09/2026It’s already so bad. My spouse and I like to play the game Core Keeper, and whenever we want to look up something the top results are always vibecoded slop that just plagiarize the game/wiki. I use the “Stop Slop” feature on @kagi.com liberally, and my record for detection is pretty good. 130 3
Reposted by My name is JEF🟡🟢The J-Talk Podcast @jtalkpod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This week's episode is available now via Podbean, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts: @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me on Chiba's first win, then @frontalerabbit.bsky.social on Kawasaki's eventful Kokuritsu win over Shimizu. Plus, the rest of a busy week. jtalkpod.podbean.com/e/episode-63...jtalkpod.podbean.comEpisode 636 - J1 Matchdays 5 & 6 | The J-Talk PodcastAfter beginning this episode with a roundup of last Wednesday's J1 Matchday 5, including Mito's stunning Ibaraki derby win over Kashima (to 10:20), Jonny and Ben were joined by Chiba correspondent All... 034 4
Reposted by My name is JEF🟡🟢The J-Talk Podcast @jtalkpod.bsky.social · 08/09/2026NEW PODCAST: First for J-Talk patrons (free feed at 7pm), after a review of last midweek, @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me guests to chat about Chiba breaking their J1 duck, then @frontalerabbit.bsky.social pops on to run the rule over Kawasaki's eventful win over Shimizu. www.patreon.com/jtalkpod/pos...patreon.comEpisode 636 - J1 Matchdays 5 & 6 | The J-Talk PodcastEpisode 636 - J1 Matchdays 5 & 6 by The J-Talk Podcast on Patreon. Join The J-Talk Podcast's community for exclusive content and updates. 054 5
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 07/09/2026I will never be tired of all this winning. 060 6
Reposted by My name is JEF🟡🟢ドメサカブログ @domesoccer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026ブログ更新:【J1第6節 千葉×G大阪】開幕5連敗の千葉が6試合目で待望のJ1初勝利!矢村20秒弾&津久井追加点でG大阪を下す blog.domesoccer.jp【J1第6節 千葉×G大阪】開幕5連敗の千葉が6試合目で待望のJ1初勝利!矢村20秒弾&津久井追加点でG大阪を下す - ドメサカブログ2026/27シーズン J1第6節 ジェフユナイテッド千葉 VS ガンバ大阪 千葉 2-0 G大阪 フクダ電 001 1
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 04/09/2026We’ve regressed back to the era of “minutes-based” cellphone plans. 020 2
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 31/08/2026static.klipy.comBrooklyn Nine Nine: Oh, Samesies!ALT: Brooklyn Nine Nine: Oh, Samesies! 010 1
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 31/08/2026This is not a statement on JEF’s lack of performance so far this season. 020 2
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 31/08/2026be careful, it’s a doggy-doggy world out there 🐶 020 2
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 30/08/2026I went to check and it says that the “Standard“ plan has “over 20 games”, which I would need to sub to. I looked in my account and it says my current plan is the “standard” plan. So I’d need to add the “standard” plan to my “standard“ plan? 🤨 100 1
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 28/08/2026ビールをよく飲ん僕が 君が開発ゲームが面白そうです。 遊びたがです。 I’ve darken AI beer. So I don’t know if that makes sense, but I like the styles of your games. これは称賛です〜ゲームでよく遊びます〜 110 1
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 28/08/2026Went to a beer garden that had some AI art. Got a pilz. Tasted like some AI-ass pilz. What i deserv. 020 2
Reposted by My name is JEF🟡🟢🟡Did JEF Win?🟢 @didjefwin.urbanlife.me · 20/08/2026 🟡 2026-08-15 🟢 Did JEF Win??? JEF United Chiba 0 : 4 Machida Zelvia They...lost www.urbanlife.me/didjefwin/2026/8/15 #JEFUnited #JLeague youtube.comDog sadness #dog #radiohead #motivationMFroyal : YouTube 021 2
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 20/08/2026I'm feeling hurt... I got my 26/27 #JEFUnited away kit yesterday and am wearing it today. As of yet, no one was commented on it or how COOL I look...like why bother? :( 040 4
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My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 10/08/2026007 First Light really be tricking me into do doing basic ALGEBRA???? 000 0
Reposted by My name is JEF🟡🟢🟡Did JEF Win?🟢 @didjefwin.urbanlife.me · 08/08/2026 🟡 2026-08-08 🟢 Did JEF Win??? Sanfrecce Hiroshima 3 : 0 JEF United Chiba They...lost www.urbanlife.me/didjefwin/2026/8/8 #JEFUnited #JLeague youtube.comDog sadness #dog #radiohead #motivationMFroyal : YouTube 001 1
Reposted by My name is JEF🟡🟢The Sweeper Podcast @sweeperpod.bsky.social · 07/08/2026🇯🇵 For the first time since its launch in 1993, Japan’s J-League is now running on a summer to spring format. The first-ever game under the new format produced drama in spades: Kashima Antlers scored in the 99th and 102nd minutes to turn a defeat into victory! 1132 13
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 07/08/2026The 26/27 #JLeague season starts today! Get your preds in before kickoff tonight! 000 0
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Reposted by My name is JEF🟡🟢J-Talk: Extra Time @jtalket.bsky.social · 04/08/2026NEW POD RELEASE (GENERAL) The big JTET Season Preview episode for J3 is now available on the free @jtalkpod.bsky.social PodBean feed! In this 35-minute pod, Jon quizzes James on the state of the 3rd tier as the new season approaches at a rapid pace. jtalkpod.podbean.com/e/jtet-short...jtalkpod.podbean.comJTET: Short Corner - J3 Season Preview for 26/27 | The J-Talk PodcastWith the J.League's first-ever August-May season about to kick off, the JTET team are on hand with some trusty preview content to help you with your preparations. In this 35-minute episode, Jon and Ja... 054 5
Reposted by My name is JEF🟡🟢The J-Talk Podcast @jtalkpod.bsky.social · 04/08/2026NEW PODCAST: First for J-Talk patrons (free feed at 6pm), we kick off our final batch of top flight previews with Fukuoka correspondent @avispadaniel.bsky.social before we run the rule over Nagasaki, Kobe, Cerezo, Gamba & Kyoto, and then preview every Matchday 1 game. www.patreon.com/jtalkpod/pos...patreon.comEpisode 631 - J1 Previews Part 3 | The J-Talk PodcastEpisode 631 - J1 Previews Part 3 by The J-Talk Podcast on Patreon. Join The J-Talk Podcast's community for exclusive content and updates. 043 4
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My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 02/08/2026Brave man! Need two hands to wield a nan! 🖐️ 🤚 110 1
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 02/08/2026Yeah, thats a common problem at Fukudadenshi. Funny because the curry shop is quite popular, but their curry-rice always sells out before their nan set; I imagine it’s because you need to hands to handle a nan 110 1
My name is JEF🟡🟢 @mynameisjef.urbanlife.me · 01/08/2026Despite it being a friendly on a brutally hot midsummer night the match turned into a heated scrap. I can see the building block of what #JEFUnited is trying to do but we’re still unable to create chances and score goals. Oh and I did survive the 応援団 it only took me three bottles of スポーツドリンク 030 3