Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026MAGA uncle distraught after not hearing from Russian girlfriend for 24 hours 3373 37
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026But elderly voters who vote right-wing en masse still consume legacy media. It may not be a problem forever, but it'll be a problem long enough to wreck this country for good 100 1
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No matter what happens in 2026 and 2028, the right wing has an entire media complex ready to shamelessly lie for them about anything and everything. If we don't dismantle that, any fixes we apply to the damage MAGA has done to our country will be temporary at best. 3102 10
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I don't. He could have. But claiming credit for getting the red card rescinded *after* it happened is also exactly the type of thing he'd do. 120 2
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Imagine being a USMNT player, gearing up for the biggest game of your life while watching a bunch of your countrymen say they're going to cheer for the other team because the idiot president who lies with every breath *claims* he made a call to FIFA about a red card. 10353 35
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 06/07/2026DOGE's sole purpose was to cancel investigations into Elon Musk. That's the only reason it ever existed. 4243 24
Reposted by Conspiratorial templatesL S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Fun fact: Chuck Grassley is also celebrating his 250th birthday this year. 1838573 385
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Lol, I JUST made a similar crack on the other site 010 1
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The algae is getting more tax dollars spent on it then anyone on SNAP 110 1
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 25/06/2026No American is safer right now than the algae in the reflecting pool 2348 34
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026And quite possibly Earth's worst Karen 090 9
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Elon Musk takes more in government subsidies every single day (approx $8M) than any American will in their entire lives 1014351 143
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Some people still seem confused as to how capitalism works so here's a step-by-step explainer: 1. All the money and resources go to billionaires 1213 21
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026BREAKING: Elon Musk promises to make people poor on Mars within 20 years 2427 42
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I bet no trillionaires have the guts to go see Titanic in a janky sub 3335 33
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I'm not gonna take away but I'll definitely add that in 010 1
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Becoming the world's first trillionaire also includes an automatic victory in the World's Biggest Cunt contest so congrats on multiple fronts to that chubby douche who uses his own child as a human shield 1276 27
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The other place is fun because you wonder if the world's first trillionaire is such a thin-skinned, insecure, whiny little manbaby that he'll target your account because you said something bad about him only to realize yes he absolutely is 1181 18
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I know most of the country is Knicks fans right now and so am I, but don't forget the Knicks owner is a huge piece of shit and MSG violates the civil rights of everyone who goes there at his behest. 3459 45
Reposted by Conspiratorial templatesOlivia of Troye @oliviaoftroye.com · 08/06/2026One of Ken Paxton’s former defense attorneys just endorsed James Talarico. That should tell Texans everything they need to know. 226104062679 10.4K
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 07/06/2026We could fix 90% of what's wrong with this country simply by never electing another Republican 59995192 995
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I'm emailing mine tomorrow. Good to hear from you! 120 2
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Stay as far away as you possibly can from the SpaceX IPO. It has the makings of a once-in-a-century pump and dump. Don't be left holding the bag. 54319 43
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The amount of stupid we're forced to endure every single day can't be good for us. 1252 25
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 19/05/2026So if I'm antifa do I get my cut of the $1.8B slush fund since it was all an antifa op? 3343 34
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Hi Nan! I'm only on here intermittently but I hope you're doing well! 💙 120 2
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Trump is using our money to literally pay off criminals. He's the most corrupt person in American history and the Republicans are just letting him get away with it. Never forget that. 23336104 336
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026On a larger scale, media that appeals to smooth brains and flips the Fox News model <induce anger, fluff Republicans>. Call it something dumb people will find provocative. Give salacious details about Republicans, then weight loss and muscle building tips. Stupid shit. It clearly works. 000 0
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026For us normies, have conversations with your family/friends. Often. Consistently, but politely, take apart their fantasies. Point out they only get their news from certain sources. Point out the problems with those sources. The worst that can happen is that your MAGA relative stops talking to you. 220 2
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The modern Republican party is completely untethered from reality, trusting in their purchased propaganda empire to convince Americans the sky is whatever color they need it to be that day. They spent decades destroying education so that this plan would work. We must wreck that propaganda machine. 1296 29
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Aw 🥰 I've been hanging around at the other place. Before you ask, it's as bad as always. 010 1
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 10/04/2026BREAKING: Iran offers unconditional surrender after US threatens to send over JD Vance 6407 40
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I enjoy the funny and I've never noticed a flaw. You'll have to point one out for me 😁 010 1
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 18/03/2026You have always been very consistent on that 😁 140 4
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 10/03/2026The Trump administration is a systematic grift and nothing else. The SAVE act is about them staying in power so they can continue the grift indefinitely. 25622 56
Reposted by Conspiratorial templatesRachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026You cannot change the vote you cast. You CAN change what you do next. You were lied to. You were betrayed. What matters now is what you decide to do about it. 633795 337
Reposted by Conspiratorial templatesRoger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 09/03/2026@mynamehear.bsky.social needs to come back over here.🙂 3428 42
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I'm still hanging around. Thanks for sharing this 😁 050 5
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Donald Trump threatening to take MAGA's guns away is an absolute chef's kiss 35517 55
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 21/01/2026If Erik the Red were alive today I bet he'd be gloating like a mf 0204 20
Reposted by Conspiratorial templatesL S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Obama actually won his Nobel Peace Prize. 34179681288 8K
Reposted by Conspiratorial templatesGingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Can we all agree to stop paying federal taxes? No taxation without representation MAGA likes to spout "1776" without understanding why the Revolution happened Cut off federal funds. He has 700 billion to buy Greenland. He doesn't need our $$ 78323 83
Reposted by Conspiratorial templatesAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/01/2026Stop saying we shouldn’t impeach Nazis because they’ll be replaced by someone worse. We should never stop fighting to remove these evil monsters. Don’t obey in advance. 22881101758 8.1K
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I guess I need to be less sarcastic, too. 😉 120 2
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Which kind of Christian are you referring to? The Jesus kind or the MAGA kind? 230 3
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Probably, but I'm not 100% sure. The racism seems to trump everything else. 1200 20
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Pedophilia, extreme corruption, and rampant incompetence doesn't even dent Trump's hardcore MAGA support. The only way they'd ever turn from him is if he said "Treat immigrants and minorities with respect." 1071569332 1.6K
