Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 06/10/2026Don't worry we're just gonna go fiddle around but we'll be careful and also if we break stuff it's not our fault. 020
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 04/10/2026It is I, dad of the year, at a private swim session for little one covering the first hour of game 2. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 03/10/2026Let's take the time to thank the following for their service and wish them luck in future endeavors: Andrew Vaughn Bryse Wilson Akil Baddoo Grant Anderson Jared Koenig You will be missed. Sign the card in the conference room, cake at 3pm. 110
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026If MLB were the NBA and let in 2/3rds of the teams. Aside: 2/3rds of the teams is psychotic. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026Here's the ideal playoff field, accepting that we can't go down to four teams. This is it. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 22/09/2026For those saying the Brewers don't have anything to play for, remember they do. 020
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 13/09/2026Wait is a double digit win a game in which you score double digits? Are most NBA games "triple digit wins"? 010
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 11/09/2026There haven't been any major terrorist attacks against the US in 25 years now, and that's how you know they got everything they wanted out of 9/11. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 11/09/2026Update. The cat got its paws stuck in a glue trap. It's not necessarily related, just something that happened at the same time. But also. Tools. 020
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 09/09/2026"Remember, we're only in this position because you screwed up." 030
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 09/09/2026Impropriety aside let's keep a little perspective. Someone worth a billion dollars giving away $45k is the same as someone worth a million dollars giving away $45. The focus on the number is entirely unnecessary and panders do the lowest common denominators among us. 001
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 07/09/2026I'm panicking, they're running out of time to catch the Dodgers. 010
