Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 8hstatic.klipy.comAbraham Lincoln AnimatronicALT: Abraham Lincoln Animatronic 010
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 10hCan you name the 6 players that played 2B for the Brewers? What about the 10 that played LF? The 8 DH's? 120
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 22hEach round of the playoffs should come with roster expansion. Wildcard Round - 20 guys. Figure it out. Division series - 22. Championship Series - 24. World Series, fine, 26. Earn it. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 23hThe White Sox have to be pretty heavily favored in this trash heap, right? 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 23hAt least there's a dog show on TV at the bowling alley. Have to push through these sportsless nights somehow. 100
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 29/09/2026Oh no the playoffs are forcing me to watch TV in an election year.static.klipy.comMan Jumps Out Office Window During MeetingALT: Man Jumps Out Office Window During Meeting 020
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 29/09/2026Why hasn't baseball started.static.klipy.comPeter Griffin: But I Want It Now!ALT: Peter Griffin: But I Want It Now! 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 29/09/2026Let's go.... Yankees... Phillies... White Sox.. Annnnd... Pass? 210
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 29/09/2026Tried using 17 dimensional geometry in a conversation with my bosses boss this morning. I assume it went great. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 29/09/2026Wonder how far into this weird playoff draft EW will mention the best team in baseball. 120
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 28/09/2026"infamously poor though they are"?static.klipy.comRobot DiesALT: Robot Dies 010
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 28/09/2026You don't need 5 people to call a baseball game. Especially if most of them are former players contributing nothing but noise. 100
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 28/09/2026Hopefully they let someone actually on the left run this time. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026That's not how PECOTA works.static.klipy.comHiguruma Hiromi HigarumaALT: Higuruma Hiromi Higaruma 120
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026I do think winning 103 games without having a win streak longer than 5 games is good. Please verify. 040
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026I wanna watch the scrimmage with the AAA guys. Much more than the NLDS. 010
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026Hooray, on to the coin flip games that people care about way more than the regular season because Americans have the attention span of coked up gnats. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026Rode up north with my parents, and I'm pleased to report they have maintained their truce of "we hate each other's music so we'll always drive in silence" for well over 30 years now. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026The only penalties in the NFL should be offsides, delay of game, and too many people on the field. And let's cut that play clock in half at least. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026Couldn't they choose to not participate in that particular extra curricular event? 😏 100
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026If MLB were the NBA and let in 2/3rds of the teams. Aside: 2/3rds of the teams is psychotic. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026Here's the ideal playoff field, accepting that we can't go down to four teams. This is it. 000
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026Every day we don't nuke Iran's major cities is the world's smallest victory. 010
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026You can't put Willy Nelson on a black background as the lead article on CNN and not expect me to assume he died, right? 010
Michael Henk @mykenk.us · 27/09/2026Harrisonstatic.klipy.comOwen Wilson in Wedding Crashers: Son Of A BitchALT: Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers: Son Of A Bitch 010
