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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 28/09/2026

Texas peeps You may have recently registered and think it’s a done deal. Read the below. Urgently double check that you’re actually registered to vote. 👉🏾 Iwillvote.com

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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🚨A technical error at the Texas Department of Public Safety has created a major backlog of voter registration applications, with some incomplete records dating back to 2025. If you recently registered to vote in Texas, now is a good time to double-check that your information is actually on file.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I can wash down a protein donut with salad soda, but no cyber legs? Bullshit. This is the bullshittiest cyberpunk ever.

Legendary Protein Donuts, Chocolate Dipped Flavor

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There was a book entitled 'King, Warrior, Magician, Lover' that came out in 1990 that was supposed to reveal the four masculine archetypes. But 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' came out in 1984 and Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo pretty much covered all the bases.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Found in a discard pile from a library... Boy howdy did this age poorly in so many ways.

Picture of "Come On People" by Bill Cosby

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Writing maintenance and troubleshooting in Bartertown: "Sorry, Skullbasher, but we have to rule the deathbuggy "not mission capable" if the roll cage isn't welded by AWS-certified welder"

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

A fursona is the personality adopted by a sapient human as they wear the guise of a dumb beast. If God is to Human as Human is to Beast, then Joshua the Nazarene is the fursona of God.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Future generations will look on our jokes calling him "Circus Peanut" or "Rotten Tangerine" or "Sweet Potato Hitler" and write them off as political hyperbole and I want to scream at them from the grave: "NO I SWEAR TO YOU THE MAN LOOKS LIKE HE SPRAY PAINTED HIMSELF WITH POPSICLE ORANGE KRYLON!"

Can of Krylon spray paint, Gloss Popsicle Orange, that looks exactly the same color as the bronzer Donald Trump paints on himself every morning.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Clancy Brown, Keith David, and Ron Pearlman should do a movie like a modern day My Dinner with Andre where they go to Cheesecake Factory and try to figure out what to order

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Intelligence is knowing 'orchid' means 'testicle' Wisdom is knowing to keep that fact to yourself when you meet someone named Orchid.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Happy Pride to all! May your Spectre Rays of Diversity vanquish the Roach Kaiju of Intolerance!

Promo poster from the 70s Japanese TV series Spectreman, featuring the hero blasting rainbow Spectre Rays from his head at an evil giant roach.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

There are no copyrights on stolen words

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Middle school history lesson: "Most southerners didn't own slaves, but they went to war to protect slavery because they needed someone to always be beneath them." Me: "That's horrible!" Too many of the kids around me, apparently: "Always having somebody to abuse? I wish I could do that!"

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Motion to replace "Didn't have that on my bingo card" with "Didn't have that in my polymarket portfolio"

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

What if you pronounce "Where's your wombat" like you're trying to diagnose uterine prolapse? Or you're a "conservative" getting all up in women's business.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

What if as society collapses and more and more stores turn into Spirit Halloweens, that leaves the largest supply of clothing to loot when all the normal clothes become damaged beyond mending... Sexy Halloween costumes?

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

If I understand correctly, Kangaroo is Yucatan in Nahuatl.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

"We don't have money for 'X' but plenty for 'Y' is what's wrong with America" How you set X and Y says a lot.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Used to write maintenance and troubleshooting for Army stuff. One of the things I noticed was how many miles of wires went in so easy making the thing. But replacing 'em? PITA. *I* never had to do it, but I had to watch the Army mechanics sent over for verifications.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Maybe mis-remembering, but in Star Trek don't all the crew members have knickknacks just lying around on desks and stuff in their rooms? So what happens when the threat of the week starts knocking the ship around and panels are exploding everywhere?

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

A Koan makes no logical sense and is supposed to short-circuit your brain and provoke enlightenment. For a moment, your whole being isn't and it's like your head exploded.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Thermidor is the French Republican calendar's made up name for August. Means burning month. Lobster Thermidor is named for that month because an important French Revolutionary battle. I've heard lobsters weren't fancy back then, so is it like naming a food "Flaming Hot Gettysburger"?

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Kristen Radtke @kristenradtke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

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I grew up with Alex Pretti

The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.

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Uzza @uzzamodea.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Heads Up Minneapolis! MAGA propagandists Cam Higby, Kevin Posobiec & Hailey West have been spotted undercover otg & filming people today. They mean to twist your anger & sorrow into demonization. Avoid or nonviolently, but firmly, demand they leave. The less content you give them, the better.

Cam Higby on the left. Kevin Posobiec on the right.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Watching the good people of Minnesota, I was reminded of this lesson from Surviving the World. survivingtheworld.net/Lesson3066.h...

Venn Diagram showing the overlap of 'Beautiful', 'Delicate, Individually', and 'Will Bury You In An Avalanche' is 'Snowflakes'

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

"Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong." -Dr. Thomas Fuller

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

OR scrubs are green because it's supposed to be easier on the eyes after looking at red blood. Can you imagine a doctor at a scifi space station standing in front of a rainbow collection of scrubs going, "Dammit, I'm blanking. What color is Vorgovian blood again?"

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I'm displacing my dismay at current events onto Lush for placing the Lord of Misrule, a Christmas tradition, into their Halloween collection.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

A woman in the bark park last night, looking at my old, graying weiner dogs: "Your dogs' faces make me sad because my dog's face will look like that someday." The gummy was kicking in because all I could say was "Yeah," with the same lilt as an 80s sitcom teaching a lesson.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

At the end of Star Wars, the Millennium Falcon shows up and saves the day. We, the audience, don't get to know that until the last second to ramp up the tension. But the rest of the characters in the movie had to have been able to see it incoming.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

So if the idea of the "multiverse" holds true, then there is another universe out there where at the moment I had an angry thought about someone, they had a stroke and died. I mean, we're all walking around with a non-zero chance of dying on the spot, right?

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

There's a story about my grandmother when she was building warplanes back during WWII when she was the only worker in the whole dormitory who didn't get food poisoning. The nurse was flabbergasted that this woman was walking around when everyone else was puking their guts out.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Rick Deckard, Han Solo, and Indiana Jones walk into a bar. Who shoots first?

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I don't like that civilization let's people you don't know set the social status of people you don't know.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I know how to simulate how it feels to have psychic powers: Make all special and hidden characters visible in Word and open a doc from a Boomer. Dammit, just use a page break, you don't have to hit the return key until the words go to the next page.

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Dark Sky Country @mydeadhorsenow.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Judith killing Holofernes while he’s asleep, then sneaking off with the head. That’s more ninja than ninja.

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