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Suzanne Craig-Whytock. Humour blogger, author, publisher. She/her.

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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s not nearly as advanced as they want you to think….
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Such a pleasure to interview you!
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Michael Fontana @michaelfontana.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have a new story online! #booksky #5AMWritersClub
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Feather-brained adventures on mydangblog! educationalmentorship.com/2026/07/26/b...
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Birds Of A Feather
So about a month ago, I looked out the door that leads to our upper balcony and there was a bird sitting on the railing—a kind of bird I’d never seen before. It was very exotic, all white feathers …
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Lawrence Moore @lawrencemoore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Here’s 'Rituals’ from my latest poetry collection This Joyful Interlude, out now ✨ Book links (or pm me for a signed copy) UK amazon.co.uk/dp/1068432330 US amazon.com/dp/1068432330 CA amazon.ca/dp/1068432330 DE amazon.de/dp/1068432330 AU amazon.com.au/dp/1068432330 #poem #poems #poetry #books
Rituals

In the towers we watch for our princes, princesses,
fretting their late arrival,
sniffing the rare autumnal air
for the slenderest signs of hope.

One twitch of a tree, southwest, mid-distance,
unwelcome ascent of sparrow.
Temptation to shrink to the size of a pin,
yet vigilance must resume.

If they find us uninformed,
then we promise to still be ready.

If we witness their advance,
we will at last throw down our locks.
If the moment sends us rain,
we may be saturated together.

If they rouse us from our slumber,
we shall consider this point our birth.

At twilight, we trace coarse fingers down
the limits of our enclosures;
hard-bitten, cold, unflinching stones
dismissive with all denial.

These leftovers from yesterdays,
itineraries tomorrows,
rituals to remind ourselves
of fancies likewise persistent.
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Jane's Studio @janes-studio.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Did you know that if you have #Amazon Prime, you can borrow books from a rotating selection of #Kindle titles at no extra cost? If you're looking for your next read, check out Charybdis by Suzanne Craig-Whytock - a gripping dual timeline mystery that keeps the pages turning!
A promo graphic for Charybdis by Suzanne Craig-Whytock, featuring the book cover and a 5 star review by William Garvey: "Charybdis does a masterful job intertwining mystery with history. Add some murder, incest, drug addiction and, well, poetry, and Charybdis keeps you intrigued from page to page and conflict to conflict. The characters are well developed. The plot is flawless. I highly recommend Charybdis."
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Lawrence Moore @lawrencemoore.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Here’s 'Adieu’ from my new poetry collection This Joyful Interlude, out now ✨ Book links (or pm me for a signed copy) UK amazon.co.uk/dp/1068432330 US amazon.com/dp/1068432330 CA amazon.ca/dp/1068432330 DE amazon.de/dp/1068432330 AU amazon.com.au/dp/1068432330 #poem #poems #poetry #books #adieu
Adieu

Today arrived, a different shade of dirge;
did anybody recognise but she?
I lingered with the morning traffic surge
to gather greater evidence of me,

met only acquiescence from all drones,
grey vehicles uniformly headed out,
scarce passengers ensconced in mobile phones,
their drivers' minds preoccupied, devout.

Just over hill's horizon, silence gave,
precursor for a separate kind of tune.
Her kindred eyes, contemptuously brave,
along the carriageway, streaked into view;
dismissing dull delusions, fixed my way
regrettably fleetly, soon winked adieu.
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Jane's Studio @janes-studio.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Lawrence Moore @lawrencemoore.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here’s 'Hitch-Hiking’ from my new poetry collection This Joyful Interlude, out now ✨ Book links (or pm me for a signed copy) UK amazon.co.uk/dp/1068432330 US amazon.com/dp/1068432330 CA amazon.ca/dp/1068432330 DE amazon.de/dp/1068432330 AU amazon.com.au/dp/1068432330 #poem #poems #poetry #books
Hitch-Hiking

Wandering this highway,
a time concluded,
before forgotten,
certain delusions regroup,
regather within my mind;

condemning psalms as yet unsung
(through language most unmusical),
choose symphonies
from dried and dusty tomes.

Down path unknown
I falter,
lacking all inkling
for where to tread,
loosely on speaking terms
with my fears of standing still,

but if you will,
one day,
find yourself
along this highway,
driving with purpose
towards some destination new,

can I come too?
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Lawrence Moore @lawrencemoore.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I have a new children's poem - All Together, 'Booooooh!' - published today at the brilliant Tickets to Scary-Ness website ❤️ This one's in the new Historical Horrors section. Here's a link to all the new Historical Horrors poems: scaryness.com/historical-h... #poem #poems #poetry #poetrylovers
All Together, ‘Booooooh!’

The witch hunters are coming,
there’s little time to waste.
They’ve hatched a plan to grab mi’ Mam
and burn her at the stake.

They’re awfully excited,
they claim her cooking’s cursed,
they’ll reach our house tomorrow morn;
we’re going to get them first.

Horatio’s a harpy,
Pauline’s a poltergeist,
Ursula’s made a unicorn
who’s bored of playing nice.

Sebastian is a scarecrow,
Hussein’s a headless fool,
Rosemary chose a minotaur,
so I’m a dancing ghoul.
The convoy is approaching,
so proud, without a clue.
We’re bursting, shrieking, from the woods.
All together, ‘Booooooh!’

The witch hunters are leaving
and boy, they’re moving fast,
hysterical and hasty,
with fearful, feeble gasp.

Attach your boots and stirrups,
collect your pots and pans.
On unicorn and minotaur,
we’re riding back to Mam’s.



Many a person has suffered down the years after being suspected of witchcraft, but in thirteenth century France, the inquisitors were very unpopular and often found themselves ambushed before they could deliver any punishment. On this occasion, the ambushers have chosen fancy dress as their weapon of choice.
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AdLibby @adlibby.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Absolutely blown away to win @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social Poetry Contest. My thanks to judge Hollay Ghadery and the Dark Lit team. Congratulations to all the poets who made the long and short list- I’m very much looking forward to reading all the poems #poetry
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Lawrence Moore @lawrencemoore.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Here’s ‘Is It My Place to Interfere?’ from my new collection This Joyful Interlude, out now ✨ Slide by @janes-studio.bsky.social Book links (or pm me for a signed copy) UK amazon.co.uk/dp/1068432330 US amazon.com/dp/1068432330 CA amazon.ca/dp/1068432330 DE amazon.de/dp/1068432330 #poem #poetry
Is It My Place to Interfere?

I've inherited the blink of an eye
I would like to put to use
(assuming of course my knots untie
and their meanings grow less obtuse),

but what should be done with this fleeting space
where flowers bloom and fall
and so often get trampled beneath my feet -
should I choose any course at all?

There's a canticle glinting yearnful hints
that 'I ams' could turn into 'We'res',
but when people seem happy the way things are,
is it my place to interfere?

And what kind of coinage might one bid
in exchange for true reason why;
this suitcase of worries held above
by thin limbs neither young nor spry?
Succumb to misgiving then all is lost
from a blue evanescent eye.
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I highly recommend @janes-studio.bsky.social!
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Thank you to the amazing @shadesofgreen.bsky.social for featuring my work!
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Get your copy of my latest short story collection today!
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Has it really been a year since I started hosting Reader's Delight on @radiowaterloo.ca CKMS 102.7 FM? This month, I have, as usual, three fantastic guests: Ewan Whyte, Crystal Quast, and Shani Mootoo, as well as a new segment: "What's In A Name?" with BlueInk Bookstore Cafe and Hidden Gem Book Co!
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A Thousand Shades of Green @shadesofgreen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
For today's Sunday Poetry Series poem, I am delighted to share, "Your Other Life", by the always Incredible @hiramlarew.bsky.social
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Can't wait for this month's episode of my radio show Reader's Delight, on CKMS 102.7 FM Radio Waterloo @radiowaterloo.ca, featuring Danila Botha Vernon, Jason Allen, and Paul Edward Costa! Tune in on Sunday, March 22nd at 2 pm or stream it live from the CKMS website!
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A Thousand Shades of Green @shadesofgreen.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Submissions for our Sunday Poetry Series close today at 11:59pm, so get your poems in! I can't wait to start reading! You can find our guidelines and submission form on our website athousandshadesofgreen.com/submissions/
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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A Thousand Shades of Green @shadesofgreen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Our very first submission window for our new Sunday Poetry Series is open for just 2 more days, so get your submissions in! You can check out our guidelines and submission form on our website athousandshadesofgreen.com/submissions/
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A Thousand Shades of Green @shadesofgreen.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I am thrilled to see submissions coming in! Thank you to all who submitted on our first ever open submission day! Submissions will be open until midnight on Saturday 7, March, so get your poems in! I can't wait to start reading! athousandshadesofgreen.com/submissions/
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Trent Lewin @trentlewin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Free to read on the New Ohio Review’s website, this story won the fiction contest last year. No magic. No cosmic stuff. Just our world and what we do in it. I’m proud of this one: newohioreview.org/2026/02/21/g...
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Ghee
By Trent Lewin Heated ghee crackles in a pan. Smell of soft fat circulates through the kitchen. Upstairs, Bakshi opens the window and smokes. Across the street, an ice cream van sits in a driveway,…
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A Thousand Shades of Green @shadesofgreen.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I can't deny being Super Excited about today's Sunday Poetry Series poem! It is my honour to share, "Defying Gravity", from @mydangblog.bsky.social forthcoming novel, "Nomads of the Modern Wasteland". Suzanne, you never fail to blow my mind with the range and genius of your writing!
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A Thousand Shades of Green @shadesofgreen.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
We have a handful of Sundays left in our new Sunday Poetry Series, which will see us to the end of the year, so we are going to open a very short submission window next week. If you are interested, find a poem you would love to have shared and keep your eyes on our page for more info.
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Foster Trecost @fostertrecost.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
A few months have passed, but one of my very short fictions was published at Dark Winter Magazine. If you give it a look, thanks.
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Thank you to the amazing @shadesofgreen.bsky.social for featuring my work!
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Lawrence Moore @lawrencemoore.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Here’s ‘Patchwork Coat’ from my new poetry collection ‘This Joyful Interlude’, out now ✨ Book links (or pm me for a signed copy) UK amazon.co.uk/dp/1068432330 US amazon.com/dp/1068432330 CA amazon.ca/dp/1068432330 FR amazon.fr/dp/1068432330 DE amazon.de/dp/1068432330 #poem #poems #poetry #books
Patchwork Coat

Eight-year-old
stands alone in the playground,
waves of self-consciousness
welcomed like long-lost friends.

Twelve-year-old
watches another pass by,
pines to say something;
lacks gumption
for such an intrusion
upon the air.

Middle-aged man gazes back,
watches menagerie of moments
that never happened
dwindle slowly out of memory.

Before dawn,
he must assemble
these separate fragments,
weaving them into a patchwork coat,
so that when temptation next arises,
he will always be
within reach
of absent kin.
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A Thousand Shades of Green @shadesofgreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I will be contacting writers in the coming weeks with invitations to participate in our new poetry series, but today I am going to kick things off with a a poem of my own from @thebrokenspine.co.uk slimline anthology Rites and Trials. My thanks to @alanparrywriter.co.uk for including my work!
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A Thousand Shades of Green @shadesofgreen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A Thousand Shades of Green is thrilled to present our new Sunday Poetry Series. A new poem from a different writer posted every Sunday across various social media platforms. We do plan on reviving the podcast at some point this year, but in the meantime, the sharing of poetry must go on!
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Jane's Studio @janes-studio.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I am excited to share the cover of Samantha Terrell's forthcoming poetry collection, 'For, On Or After.' In this lovely book, Samantha reflects on memory, art and self-awareness. She considers where our stories overlap, exploring inheritance, loss, joy, and everyday moments that quietly shape us.
The cover art and design for 'For, On, Or After,' a poetry collection by Samantha Terrell, featuring my mixed media drawing of a heart, with black text.
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Canine comedy. My latest humour post is a little throwback! educationalmentorship.com/2025/12/21/a...
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A Canine Comedy
Here’s a little throwback to the time I watched the National Dog Show with our last Labrador, Titus. He was an incredible dog and I still miss him, even though Atlas is awesome too. Titus and…
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Jane's Studio @janes-studio.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Very happy to share my cover design for Engineering Geomorphology by Gareth J. Hearn, published by Whittles, an imprint of @portopress.bsky.social An exacting project with only 75 revisions... engineered to be precise, rigorous, and rock-solid.🧐📐Proof that precision applies to book covers too!📏
The front cover of Engineering Geomorphology by Gareth J. Hearn, featuring a photo taken from a moving vehicle of a road going down a steep mountainside. I enjoyed using #Adobe Photoshop to remove trucks and traffic cones, and the motion blur!The full book cover - the back cover features two landscape photos, one showing a bridge over a rocky valley, the other a nice photo of some mountains. The photo of the author, Gareth J.Hearn, adds some nice visual interest with the lively colour contrast of his clothing with the cool coloured background.
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Just monkeying around! Here’s my latest humour post! educationalmentorship.com/2025/12/14/m...
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Monkey Business
I got an early Christmas present this year by way of an acceptance for my novella, Nomads of the Modern Wasteland by Running Wild Press, which was awesome. Almost as awesome as having a monkey butl…
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The prize for most weird Christmas carol definitely goes to this one! Here’s my latest humour post! educationalmentorship.com/2025/12/07/g...
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Good King Wences-What?
It all started earlier in the week when Ken and I were at a local holiday banquet. Ken was tasked with creating a ‘fun’ trivia quiz, and I wasn’t allowed to know anything about it so that I wouldn’…
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Just an old hor—that’s me. Horologist, that is! Here’s my latest humour post! educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/30/h...
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Horing Around
It’s official–I am a hor. And no, that’s not a spelling error, and no, I didn’t hit my 60th birthday and decide to use my feminine wiles on an unsuspecting and soon-to-be ap…
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Jane's Studio @janes-studio.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Catch the #Kindle countdown deal on Charybdis by @mydangblog.bsky.social running from 12/02/25 - don't miss it! www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1MD9ZZ #gothic #horror #mystery
Flier promoting a Kindle deal on Charybdis by Canadian author Suzanne Craig-Whytock, showing the cover of the gothic horror mystery, featuring a spooky old house.
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James M Fisher @miramichijim.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
New from @mydangblog.bsky.social and DarkWinter Literary Magazine. Good reading for a cold & dark late November's eve.
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Latte, love, and loss in this bittersweet story Sister Barista by Chris Cottom now up on DarkWinter Lit! www.darkwinterlit.com/post/sister-...
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Sister Barista by Chris Cottom
The booking is for the honeymoon suite but she arrives alone, signs the register as Annaliese Müller [...]
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Incredible social commentary in this new piece Bunny v. Beethoven by Rick Kast now up on DarkWinter Lit! www.darkwinterlit.com/post/bunny-v...
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Bunny v. Beethoven by Rick Kast
The lights go on and a man in a sky-blue sports jacket and black pants comes out onto the stage holding a microphone. He waits for extensive applause[...]
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
"Black notes on a staff of sky" Two new provocatively evocative poems Crow Song and Derelict and Glad of It by William Doreski now up on DarkWinter Lit! www.darkwinterlit.com/post/crow-so...
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Crow Song; Derelict and Glad of It by William Doreski
Black notes on a staff of sky, crows revive fragments of hymns believers have long forgotten. [...]
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Jane's Studio @janes-studio.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
@mydangblog.bsky.social blurs reality and fantasy as you wander echoing manor houses, deep forests, hidden rooms, antique markets… and maybe even cross paths with Mr. Death himself. ☠️✨ 🌙 Grab your 99¢ copy now and dive into the dark. #HorrorCommunity #DarkFiction #AmReading
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This haunting collection blurs reality and fantasy as you wander echoing manor houses, deep forests, hidden rooms, antique markets… and maybe even cross paths with Mr. Death himself. ☠️✨

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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Turning 60 is fun! Here’s my latest humour post! educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/23/6...
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60 Is the New Something
So, I turned 60 this past week. It was not a particularly momentous day, as the family had thrown me a party on the Saturday before, and it was wonderful. But on my actual birthday, which was Tuesd…
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The nerves of it all! Here’s my latest humour post! educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/16/v...
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Voluntary Anxiety
I don’t know if you, like me, suffer from social anxiety and if yours, like mine, has gotten worse as you’ve gotten older. Things that I used to do without much stress are now sometimes quite daunt…
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Epistemic Literary- Read Issue 8: Righteous Rage now! @epistemiclit.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This one from @zaryfekete.bsky.social in @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social — it hurts, so beware. #EpistemicLitFamily www.darkwinterlit.com/post/half-an...
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Half An Hour by Zary Fekete
The sky was hazy. The sun shown straight down from above, piercing through the upper sky until it fairly burned [...]
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock @mydangblog.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This is a drill! This is only a drill! Here’s my latest humour post! educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/09/m...
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Marathon Woman
A couple of weeks ago, I was at the dentist. I got a clean bill of health, as well as a few good show recommendations from my hygienist, the lovely Harmony (Unknown Number: The High School Catfish …
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Lawrence Moore @lawrencemoore.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Here’s ‘Brave Little Bricks’ from my new poetry collection ‘This Joyful Interlude’, out November 19th First published by Dreich Ebook pre-order available via the links below! (or pm me for a print copy) UK amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FWKQBX77 US amazon.com/dp/B0FWKQBX77 CA amazon.ca/dp/B0FWKQBX77 #poetry
Brave Little Bricks

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Some voices in my head, misspending time,
announce propensities that are not mine.
All sorrows poured may simply trickle through;
why hawk despair when dreaming's what I do?


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For easy prey our enemies mistook
brave little bricks more sturdy than we look.
Through catapults, contentions work their charm;
still yet, the castle lawn enkindles calm.


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I'm tired, but renewed my trouble comes,
arrays of trebuchets replaced with guns.
By every angle tranquil set upon;
from frayed preprogramme, frame continues on.


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'It's ending now' slow clearing clouds confess,
as doubtful as the shapes they coalesce
and strange, upon the verge of problems' cease,
to finally be conquered by release.
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