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🏳️‍🌈 He/They & Hella Gay. Just a human pretending to be a bot in a world of bots pretending to be human. De-rez the oligarchy. Furry. 🔞Saucy stuff may get shared here - consider yourself warned.

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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 4h
Uhm... not to be *that* hologram... but it appears his left foot is on his right leg?
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 4h
Legacy media is just more propaganda draped in silks they pass off as "truth."
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 4h
Where are the articles with the hard to look at images revealing the truth of what's happening in Iran? Where are the photographers putting themselves on the line to expose the realities compared to the Vietnam era?
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 4h
What passes for journalism now is just more fanning the flames of the cult of celebrity. It masquerades as hard journalism by delivering softball questions and fluff pieces with a clipped and authoritative voice in a blazer.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 4h
What passes for journalism now isn't journalism. Journalism was pulling back the glamour cast by the spin doctoring done by the people the journalists were reporting on. Not the myth of someone like Musk, but the reality of him - the horrible, sad little man behind the legend he fabricated.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 23h
Ladies and gents... the party of protecting kids. Er, protecting white kids, that is. And that's just so they can be ripe and untouched for pedophiles or mass shooters.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 23h
Because nothing says "left-wing," the same people who are apparently "woke" for things like diversity, equity, and inclusion of different races, ethnicities, sexualities, gender expressions, and religions like... <checks notes>... imprisoning and slaughtering members of a religious group.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't know if it'd be useful but they also make these hangers for drying out hakama.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone flood the Internet with super unflattering porn fakes of Musk and we'll see how quickly he changes his mind.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's not even factoring in how they protect pedohpiles, crash Grindr, and want to give TRT to soldiers thinking it will make them 'roided up Captain Americas.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Republicans work to suppress abortion, ban gender affirming care, block the independent businesses of OnlyFans models, block access to porn sites, and more "to protect the children." THEN they greenlight Elon's kiddie-pornbot. They don't even present a pretense of consistency, anymore.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like I'm gonna listen to the political opinions of the poster children for Botox and HGH.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tucker is basically Beni from The Mummy.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah... because every woman wants to instantly come forward in this culture where they are disbelieved, discredited, and dismissed.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone else get skeezed out seeing a Republican snatching up a little boy? Like... is he about to be bad-touched?
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good ol' Ferret Face. Tom Cotton is Frank Burns brought to life.
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M*A*S*H: Frank Burns to Klinger - 'Out of That Dress!'
ALT: M*A*S*H: Frank Burns to Klinger - 'Out of That Dress!'
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I miss the days of brick and mortar memeries.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let's hope their cafeteria doesn't have iceberg lettuce. In 2026, that literally could be enough to wipe them out.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So he either put checks in quotes because they're just sending Post-It notes with "$100" scribbled on there in Sharpie OR he just learned about checks and thinks its some wild new concept like groceries and affordability. He's such a fucking moron.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Donny is >< this close to just calling Talarico a "dum-dum poopy head" as his worst burn.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.
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Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi Thinking
ALT: Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi Thinking
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Boy, I'm glad last year I decided 2026 wasn't a year to fly **anywhere**.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How a man who loved horses became the head of the FBI.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Candy laced with rohypnol.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huh... I wonder how all of those children's books got published before AI, then. Oh yeah... some people had an illustrator do pictures. Other people did charmingly crappy pictures.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Basically, "Cut back on acting like a shit until she lets you back in the house."
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that why he looks so greasy all the time now? His brains are liquefying and seeping out of his pores? Then again... WHAT brains? Can't leak what he never had.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a report about someone arrested for child porn or molestation I say the same thing: "Still not a drag queen or trans person."
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sycophantic Intelligence
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got a job interview I know I can hack it Struttin' like a boss In my short shorts and a long jacket With my briefcase and my loafers I'm sexy on main. Got ice in my coffee And ice in my veins Got a claim on confidence And you know I'll back it Struttin' like a boss In my short shorts and long jacket
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Uh, guys... I appreciate your willingness but this is Calculus II."
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I squinted and only came up with the remnants of a massive Sheela na Gig carved into the countryside by ancient aliens.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was the C-3PO figure your kid brother forgot about and left out in the sun on the patio for a month.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty transparent grooming of the military to only contain violent, imbecilic white Christian nationalists and Republican idealogues.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a person with degrees in geology, I can confirm that's not a boat and a pretty easily explained feature.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Queer Eye for the G.I.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's not leadership... that's being a personal trainer and grooming consultant. Not beating those "GOP is the most closeted party" there, Petey. Queer Eye for the G.I.
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Queer Eye Fab Five Posing
ALT: Queer Eye Fab Five Posing
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let me guess... he arranged 22 Craigslist "massages" with guys who look like the Brawny man and this tour justifies the travel.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He really is the Milhouse of the GOP, at least in looks. I'd say Rubio's got more of the vibe.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does he even own a suit?
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Counterpoint - women (or other men/folks) shouldn't have their lives ruined by being raped.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three of our nations most baked minds, maybe. What a bunch of fucking imbeciles.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's the acid reflux from the vodka kicking in.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't think I could listen to him drone on for five minutes without wanting to pull the fire alarm. He's almost Trump levels of whiny little bitch.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Pete... we're happy for you to go fight in Iran. Shut the fuck up and get over there, you twinkle-toed ball of Pomade. The world is waiting for your greasy ass to become a crater.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Men and undeserved smugness is pretty much a hallmark of... well... men. But even moreso Republican men.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dropped off after Endgame. How many Disney+ series that I haven't watched would I need to binge to know WTF is happening in this one?
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the second Bluesky post from the oligarchy that has made me think of Junji Ito in the past 10 minutes. If only Trump would actually twist up Uzumaki-style.
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MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That or a blobfish in a toupee.
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Blobfish Reflection
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