MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026WHY do MAGAts keep handing Junji Ito manga to their plastic surgeons as references? 130
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Goddamn... those are some fierce nips. And he's super caked as well. 110
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Don't know if it'd be useful but they also make these hangers for drying out hakama. 110
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I squinted and only came up with the remnants of a massive Sheela na Gig carved into the countryside by ancient aliens. 050
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is the second Bluesky post from the oligarchy that has made me think of Junji Ito in the past 10 minutes. If only Trump would actually twist up Uzumaki-style. 040
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He looks like a Junji Ito character about 2/3 of the way through a transformation story. We're two pages away from seeing his most horrific form finally revealed. And these are the guys who think their genes are the most deserving to be sown far and wide. 120
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Captured Trump's essence well. Also kinda made him look like the Mayor of Halloween Town. 030
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026While MAGA was twisting their panties about authoritarian communism, they happily voted it into office. 000
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Never saw the guy until now. Apparently he chose to make himself look like an idyllic youth from German propaganda posters? Is "looksmaxxing" just slang for, "Using a ball-peen hammer to achieve a more Aryan look?" 000
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Patel rolls back stance on bestiality. Government wants to roll back protections on wolves. Coincidence? Or has Patel been jerking it to Elden Ring enough to think Yellowstone is the next Epstein Island? 030
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"If we don't win AI." Win AI??? What the fuck? The dumbass probably thinks they were asking about steak sauce. 120
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Dad's got a Robocop thing going on. Mom is giving Mrs. Slocombe vibes. 090
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It's amazing how Tesla had all of these sleek concept car designs from sci-fi movies to draw inspiration from. Yet, when the designers sat down to brainstorm they decided to look to the clunky designs of the cheesy, low-budget, straight-to-video designs. 000
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You know what else would help? Not spending billions on vanity projects that no one but one insufferable orange polyp wants because he's an insecure loser. Also, will someone tell the toddler no toys at the table? 0140
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026GOP: "We stand by our troops. It's easier to pick their pockets that way." 000
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This is the guy who believes in genes. Unfortunately, his genes are acid washed and fraying at the seams. 010
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Still keepin' it real with the Gulf of Mexico, too. Respect. 0122
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026He and Kristi Noem went on a quarry tour. He'll be back on October 31st. 030
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026He's shaped like Danny DeVito's Penguin in "Batman Returns." 0101
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Musk trying to issue in the age of Thundarr the Barbarian. 020
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They're like the little thief dude in Conan the Destroyer who stabs the monster and strikes a pose only AFTER it is clearly dead. 000
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026They believe in a dumbass like Donny portraying a savvy businessman, so they'll buy anything. Also, Depp as Tonto. 120
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026WHY do so many people in this administration look like living Plimptoons or like wax sculptures commissioned by Guillermo del Toro? 110
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026That label also doesn't seem present on the shirt in this photo. 020
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026That's a weird place for a label. Most shirts with something like that I've ever seen have it down at the very end of the tail. 100
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Just found out about the passing of Lindsey Graham. FINALLY... some GOOD news for a change. 000
MX-LUC1F3R @mxluc1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026No beardos, no fatties, must be immaculately groomed and looking sharp. Wow... Pete really is a fop wearing a mask of "traditional masculinity." Maybe he'd be less of a problem if he just accepted himself and came out, already. I'm guessing he has a thing for bears and can't admit it. 000