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PA Gonzales

@mxgonzo.bsky.social
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Former Oregonian and Coloradan that is: - Pro Voting - Pro Choice - Pro Democracy - Pro Mask, Vax & Science - Anti Racist - Anti Misogynist - Anti Seditionist Do no harm. Take no shit.

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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did I just read blue bunny and return it forthwith in the same post? FFS.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A Dirty Job was the first book of yours that I read followed by You Suck. Been down the rabbit hole ever since. No actual group yet. Books first followed by a short list of equally demented friends with short attention spans and weaknesses for day drinking and dark humor. Thanks for responding.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Besides the required wines for the home: Chore wine, special occasion wine (which means any day that ends in Y), and Sunday Dinner wines, I´ve got nothing. Remember life is too short to drink cheap wine. Treat yourself and happy 50th trip around the sun!
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Excited Birthday Girl Celebration
ALT: Excited Birthday Girl Celebration
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@theauthorguy.bsky.social I am starting a book club & want to feature your work to introduce my friends to the hilariousness that is you. I'd love a curated list you recommend we read. Here's mine: The Bloodsucking Fiends series The Grim Reaper series The Stupidest Angel for Christmas Thoughts?
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One and only time I want 3 Shirts to be right
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He should consider a donation to a barber.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"On the contrary, Jane Doe's statement described her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual," Van Houten said. So you think she was in your office to tell you what a great party it was? WTF, man
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"On the contrary, Jane Doe's statement described her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual," Van Houten said. So you think she was in your office to tell you what a great party it was? WTF, man. #Cornell7 www.cbsnews.com/news/cornell...
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Details emerge in case of former Cornell student alleging gang rape by fraternity members
A woman, identified only as Jane Doe, alleges she was gang-raped by seven fraternity members in 2024 and accuses Cornell University of failing to protect her.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And...
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mississippi be Mississipping
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With the heat of a thousand suns
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TACO
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump´s War Plan, Inflation Plan, and Healthcare Plan.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He'd be right about no other facility like it because why TF do you need snipers installed in an arch over an entrance to a cemetery? Broken is being charitable
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey Coach. Name 3 candidates for Congress calling for Sharia Law. Hell, name ONE? Stupid, pointless bullshit
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After the midterms Mr. Johnson will no longer be in power so he´s delaying the inevitable. Cheers fuckstick
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I dislike Mitch McConnell with the fire of a thousand suns but this is straight up elder abuse and no one deserves that.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Paxton doesn´t help his cause by being a repellant turd so there´s that too
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know you can do something outrageously humorous with the mountains of source material they´ve provided. Hope you do!
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't know much about Macklemore's music. I do know that free speech matters and if saying Free Palestine automatically makes you an antisemite then we're not paying attention to what's happening in Gaza. You can support Jews and Palestinians simultaneously. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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Macklemore says Patriots' Robert Kraft banned him from stadium over Palestine stance
Patriots owner Robert Kraft played a key role in Macklemore being removed from Ed Sheeran's tour, according to the rapper. Here's what he said.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So the companies that build AI should be responsible for governing AI? Because pharma, tobacco, and banks have done such a fine job? What does Mike Johnson think Congress are there to do? Write legislation perhaps? Protect their constituents perhaps? Lazy moron. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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House Speaker Johnson says Congress shouldn't lead AI safety efforts
House Speaker Mike Johnson told CNN's "State of the Union" that AI developers, not Congress, bear responsibility for ensuring their products are safe.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I´d rather do this www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoM-...
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Pledge to Hedley Lamarr
YouTube video by stewielips
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She was employed at Forte Food as a food service handler in Cantor Fitzgerald’s cafeteria. On 9/11, she was at work on the North Tower’s 101st floor. Gordon was 43 years old. Today we placed a white rose at her name on the #911Memorial to mark her 68th birthday. #NeverForget911 Walk good Kerene.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wear this bracelet every year on 9/11. A small remembrance of one of the 2,977 lost that day. Born in Kingston, Jamaica, she came to the US in the 1980s & settled in Far Rockaway, Queens. She had two sons. Gordon enjoyed going dancing w/her sisters & spending time with friends. 1/2
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh, hey Elon. Thanks for bringing this documentary to my attention. Wouldn´t have know it existed without you! Have the day you deserve.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's also no longer baby shit brown?
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sure Ted. Only EVERY American (& anyone in the world within earshot of a TV or radio) can tell you where they were that day and what they were doing. Sloppy, pathetic, and so very typical of the ass-kissing degeneracy of what used to be the Republican Party. Take 9/11 out of your fucking mouths.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What, and I mean this sincerely, THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good morning
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Butthead been saying $2 gal since 2024. Thst was one S American dictator abduction, and an Iranian war ago.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Let me see if I understand? Putin´s position has not changed one iota. The difference now is he has Steve Witlesskoff and The Slim Reaper stanning for him? So Vlad has more compromising pics and not just of DJT. Got it.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Death Star vibes.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes on the cheese
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Mr. President, we have Wharton School of Business on line 1. They would like their degree back."
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are the fingers air quotes or are we getting definitive measurements of his and POTUS' manhoods?
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The stupidity is strong with MAGA Christians
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The families of the 18 service members who paid the ultimate sacrifice would like a word.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Actually agree with Tariff Guy on this one
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You made my day
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And a profound inability to get a gig anywhere else
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Delusional
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Says "I bankrupted a casino" guy
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wharton must be wondering how to pull the degree they gave him. Embarrasing.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That Wharton degree doesn´t seem to have taken. Higher prices for fuel: Trump did that. Higher prices for feed: Trump did that. Cattle shortage - multi-year drought. Trump denies climate change. Processor margins getting squeezed due to tariffs so are closing unprofitable plants. Trump did that.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Truth #RIPGloriaSteinem
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Particularly when your own white, privileged ass is on the line? GFYS
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And who gets the short end of that stick? One guess
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Leopard was NEVER supposed to eat my face! GFY Milo. Bye.
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PA Gonzales @mxgonzo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just deleted Google Maps
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