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Matt hooker

@mwhooker.bsky.social
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Life long SFer, 3 kids, 4 chickens, and a bad ceramics habit. Chat at me

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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fuck ticketmaster
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
10 hours on taxes this year. fml
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
it's that special time of year when my cuticles turn into string cheese
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
youtube shorts stop showing me gun/military content challenge: impossible
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
What the hell did I order last night
Email reading “shipped: stainless steel rope pusher…”
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
What the hell is corn sweet season and should we maybe stop growing so much corn?
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Did they do something to enable spam calls? Getting a few a day all of a sudden
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Is this good?
Odd lots podcast titled, “Emily sundberg on how nobody is coming to save gen Z”
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
DQ glizzy
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Thought BBB stood for our future credit rating
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
We’re so fucked
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I need whatever the opposite of a redbull is that I can drink in the office at 3pm
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Gfy
Texas plates car with a “don’t California my Texas” bumper sticker driving down market st. In San Francisco
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Really want to watch a movie like Dune but that’s actually good
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Learned tonight that a childhood friend works for dr. Bronners
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Extreme wealth seems to be correlated with evil?
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maullarmaullar☄️ @maullarmaullar.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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ProfKFH @profkfh.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Harriet Tubman #quilt by my Mom, Vera P. Hall, who makes quilts celebrating Black people who fought for their own freedom. This seems to be the crowd favorite of the “We Didn’t Wait for Freedom” series. Happy #Juneteenth #quilting
Colorful quilt of a nighttime scene with  Harriet Tubman in an orange jacket and purple dress carrying a rifle. She is leading other figures who walk behind her.
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Guess that’s what $1M in fuel looks like
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
crap! I stayed up too late playing balatro!
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It’s 9v batteries?
Item hidden for privacy from Amazon
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Time to take a big sip of Hell Juice (the timeline) right before going to bed…
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
If Biden weren’t such a coward…
Legal status of the assassination
In June 2020, Iran placed an arrest warrant for U.S. president Donald Trump, with an Iranian prosecutor saying Trump and 35 others "faced murder and terrorism charges" over the killing of Soleimani. [180]
The strike was not approved by the U.S. Congress or consented to by the Iraqi government, leading to controversy regarding the legality of killing an Iranian military leader in Iraqi airspace. (181]
An arrest warrant was issued by an Iraqi court for President Donald Trump in connection with the killing of Soleimani. The arrest warrant was for a charge of premeditated murder, which carries the death penalty on conviction. 182]
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I don’t have access to adderall, so instead I’m getting into microtonal jam bands
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Why would they make a sunscreen flavored la croix?
Can of la croix labeled “sunshine” with yellow flowers
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Add “fiberglass” to the list of things to fuck this weekend. Teetering on the verge of going to the ER, but Allie’s bookbinding tape may save the day
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
How long before trump pardons the assassin
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Do I know anyone with access to an XRF device?
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Oh shit forgot I was seeing Zola Jesus tonight
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Always been a big fan of Alanis and Jagged Little Pill continues to kick ass
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It’s almost like the dems and republicans play for the same team?
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The most demoralizing part is knowing there will never be justice for any of this
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Lmao. I know from first hand experience that Town boys are entitled assholes
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
the photo of everyone taking a photo of the flaming trash can but the doom hud is beneath it so it looks like the trash can is a gun
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Damn, I was getting him confused with Ackman daringfireball.net/linked/2025/...
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Bill Atkinson Dies From Cancer at 74
Link to: https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10238073579963378&id=1378467145&_rdr
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
every day for the last 6 months I've woken with the word "throckmorton" ringing in my head. I have no idea what it means or where it came from, but it sounds portentous and important
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Can you imagine trying to ban leaded fuel in this era? The ancients were advanced beyond our comprehension
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
deeply unserious people
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I continue to be confused by my instagram ads
We have what you need for your AI program
MVE Semen Tanks

<4 white tanks in varying sizes>

MVE sets the standard in the business!
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The Phoenix Project @phoenixprojnow.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Now, the push to shutter schools has returned, threatening to gut public education and accelerate displacement in working-class neighborhoods. Read more on The Phoenix Review: www.phoenixprojectnow.com/phoenix-revi...
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The Plan to Eliminate Public Schools Has Started in San Francisco - The Phoenix Project
The Phoenix Review offers news and commentary on the proposed right-wing takeover of San Francisco. Learn more about the billionaire agenda in short takes from the city’s savviest political observers.
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The hell is trumps THAC0 rule?
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Never have I answered “for here or to go?” correctly
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Oh I thought they meant musk
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Always been a big fan of Alanis and Jagged Little Pill continues to kick ass
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Looking forward to 2028 when dems sweep congress and the presidency and do nothing to undo the damage of the past 4 years, or prevent it from happening again
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
NYTimes recipes are usually pretty good, but tonight I ruined the mushroom stroganoff by seasoning as I went, forgetting the 2 tbsps soy sauce at the end
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
It may be 1:30 but Sinners was worth it
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
First soda fire results and I’m floored
Hundreds of little orange blue and white pots arrayed on a plastic tableAbout a dozen pots arranged on a kitchen counter. Some hand sized, others taller vases
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Thus is what $20 of cherries looks like
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Matt hooker @mwhooker.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Hot to go and Dance of doom are the exact same songs
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