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CuttleCool

@mwcuttlephs.bsky.social
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A low-level dread for McDonald's Wifi who thinks she's funny we're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

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Spooky Radha @ismiseradha.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
guy in the census who blames comp inaccessibility on the gays (this is a real person)
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Chara @prochara.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social This is the 52 gal, its used WAY too much its too strong! Its bad for the citizens of New York city, I need you to talk to Nintendo and get this fixed ASAP. Thank you.
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Minedea101 @minedea101.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They slander my man's name and give him screen now when I walk by lemuria hub I see him begging for money in the street he didnt deserve that shit man
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bucket deco in X as well but idc dread should be up there cause i say so. yes this weapon is easy no idgaf
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
liter is like. the one thing holding bow back imho, and as kyo said, they're developing ways to counter it and bringing it further forward meta-wise
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that said, you could realistically do this on any mode, and that isn't exclusive to tc. area denial is a strength of bow on any mode, but paint and uptime are obviously particularly important for zones.
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bow's main strengths lie in its paint and uptime, meaning it can constantly pressure a zone from far away. painting a tower doesn't really do much, and while its aoe is nice, it isn't blaster
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that's my director right there
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thanks @minedea101.bsky.social and @madeforthestarz.bsky.social for encouraging me to post this
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you think there are comp splat players who started using password 5555 for other stuff
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
seeing this while my legs hurt cause i worked out 🕳️
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you would say that. woke nonsense. dread should be up there
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Spooky Radha @ismiseradha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you right mb
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Spooky Radha @ismiseradha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BEWARE THE ONE WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dude Discovers Flight (2026)
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🜏 Elex 🜏 🔜 MFF @elex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ur so cool for choosing moon
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
see i like dread but i suck balls at using slider so i just stick to slosher. why is this special so goddamn weird
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
turns out i have a medical condition
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
can i have some
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
company time... like @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social...
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you were right this was a big announcement I'm sorry for calling it vaguefisking
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
vaguefisking
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i love this post because it's good advice and the replies are good advice 10/10 would read again
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
im a minor so obviously im not the one who's gonna pick you (dw i saw the mdni thing and didn't look through any of your profile) but im just gonna lyk that from this conversation it definitely looks like you have a good chance
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hey im one of the coaches who picks people chances are you'll get picked imo
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you bastard
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i don't remember doing this im sorry
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sept
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just you
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Hax @megahaxorusfan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
SIX
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
literally what i went through... you go up against these meta weapons and they all counter you and they all shred shield and you feel like there is LITERALLY nothing you can do!!! and then in the matches where you aren't on tent you remember what it's like to have agency and rrrrrrfggghghhh
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
jesus christ the replies
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i think this is the most kills I've seen. if anyone has gotten higher than 44 please show me because that'd be fucking phenomenal
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the fit is kinda goals tbh
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if anyone asks, i didn't tell you, but if you ask marigold, you can get half xp tickets for this exact scenario. if anyone asks it wasn't me who told you
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if coleslaw had a main it would be blob and i will stand on that for the rest of my life
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
that's my goat!! (somehow)
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
that's my goat right there
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Evanstar @evanstar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
how i feel playing raiders after fighting 52 blaster heavy in soloq for the past like year
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
WHOAH it's winry
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
TOYOBEN KNOWS BALL
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
thank you lantern my goat i mean fox
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i hate these guys they don't pay me
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
im very okay at graphic design any appreciation is appreciated
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McDonald's WiFi 🍟 @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s this? McDonald’s WiFi is looking for more members? Now’s a great opportunity to sell your sou- I mean.. get employed today! (Reposts appreciated!!!)
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Spooky Radha @ismiseradha.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If you can't handle me at my meow~ you don't deserve me at my mrrrp :3
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
yeah that looks about right
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
splat charger meta because it can fit in so many aggressive and passive comps that it's just that flexible stamper takes skill to use, and has interesting counterplay, so I'd like it to be meta tenta brella because i like it. it would be so unhealthy for the meta but i like it
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CuttleCool @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
dapples, if you know how to improve, make you better. if you aren't aware of the theory behind how you ACTUALLY get kills with the weapon, they make you worse because to most soloq players it is counterintuitive :3
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