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@bugblobber.bsky.social
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for $200 a day i will shut up ☆ 🛁🫧 clips tag: #bugblob (you can mute it if you don't want to see my clip dumps) i will block a lot until priv accs are implemented. no hard feelings

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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i feel like ihave rabies
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MelK !🥛 @blubrysda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if anyone ever needs a person to make inhumane sounds please hire me
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i get my glucometer soon and im lowk gona be soooooooo annoying with it
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i had a dream they figured out how to hook up the fruit fly's brain to Splatoon and Double Bubble entered a tourney with it and it picked Gold Nautilus #whatdatmean
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one silver lining to my health issue coming to light is i get to give it to my oc
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if i had a dollar for every time i cancelled one of lagoons zipcasters id probably have at least like 26 bucks #bugblob
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i hate being siiiiiick
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i don't play comp pokemon but my opinions be cancelable bcos my favorite Pokemon ever of all time has gone from shit ass to top tier i want that guy to STAY up there !! BUFF HIM!!!!
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is my map #bugblob
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also im sick now too starting today
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
turns out i have a medical condition
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
almost hit 3kp last night lol
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dr today. im nervous
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oven🛸 @ovengoats.world · 25/09/2026
who even cares bro
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
two best frends
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Extra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm boutta be soooooo broke
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh dude i just got the numbers from my blood test no fucking wonder they called me man
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you look at me I'll kill myself
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々« RRRemix 📀 @rrremix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we have not played LUTI in many years
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i had a dream where i had like a giant tamed enderman you could ride like a horse and he was great for picking up friends from weird places cos all you had to do was video call them and have them make eye contact with the enderman and he'd start teleporting towards them naturally
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
game winning quad #bugblob
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my psa to bloblobbers everywhere: STOOOOP RUNNING OBJ SHREDDER ITS SO NOTHING!!! ITS NOTHING!!!!!!!!! u are wasting an entire main gear slot for literally no reason oh my godddd there is not a single interaction where it is worth it DONT YOU DARE BRING UP RAINMAKER EITHER BCOS ITS STILL 4HTD
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
good fucking morning i got at phone call at 230am trying to tell me my glucose levels are low and the call literally bricked my phone temporarily and gave Tori a heart attack. ohhhhh my god. i might kill someone
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hingle dingle gingle a single songle
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if tori picked up liter u could call him Thai Basil #original #myjokea
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
having true backlines on my team is so much fun cos i get to play bloblobber to its peak midline potential #bugblob
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
driving (NOT holding my hand) (hates me??)
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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formerly @cryptidw00rm 🦀🌈🐳🐚 @aquariiy00m.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
💗MEW MEW TASUKETE!!(。ᵕ °ㅁ° ).ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the balance of fighting and sustaining is really fun to get back into. it takes a lot more full game awareness than i think people give it credit for #bugblob
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
been getting better at punishing blasters for whiffing / forcing a whiff by closing the distance. additionally have been making an effort to use sprinklers a lot more again in fights #bugblob
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MINIMAL ISSUE LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
okayyyy hammerhead on our first week back at a team isnt bad at all # awesome job team
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i swear to fucking god if my body gives me any issues during sos im gonna be so pissed
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TORI.WIP @toriwip.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we dunked after this #bugblob
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🫧 POP-LANTIS 🫧 @poplantis.com · 16/09/2026
Riptide goers! Did you swing by the Pop-LANtis booth? Did you have any questions or curiosities you'd like to ask us about? Drop it in the replies and we'll be happy to answer them! 🪸⭐️
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sound cues are really strong, i was impressed with myself after this counterplay i did based off hearing one millisecond of 52 fire lol #bugblob
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uv_bae_COMMS_OPEN 🔞 @uvbae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is high key fucked up. #compsplatoon
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
shoutout to my stamper who zipped immediately after this and cleaned up the mini and stringer. i love playing with a pencil on my team cos it means i get to do this #bugblob
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vasi ! @vuhvasi.tv · 16/09/2026
they’re larping me being unemployed after coming back from an 8 hour shift. thank you @bugslap.com
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i saw ovengoats wihtout her hat or hi-vis vest and straight up almost did not see her i was like what sort of normal creature is this
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pjackk challenge @pjackkchallenge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PARTOKE IN THE PJACKK CHALLENGE AT #RIPTIDE26 THIS WEEKEND--NO MATTER THE COST... AND THANK YOU TO OUR GRACIOUS SPONSORS: #HUNGRYBOX #PROCHARA #KENTUCKYSMASH #OPPGUN #GASSTOVE #DELAYLAMA #COMPSPLATOON
nearly 50 people completing the #pjackk challenge at riptide 2026 on the stairs next to the gorilla statue. the splatoon team rrremix is burning on the left but theyre okay we think
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
personal goal before heart explode fix: 2400 jp xp after explode fix: 2600 jp xp
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oven🛸 @ovengoats.world · 15/09/2026
gotta be when i tried to coordinate the crowd at the pjackk group photo (hbox there and confused) (chara there and confused) and accidentally insinuated that all of RRRemix was burning to a crisp that very moment
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lowk hilarious to see the smash room had a whiteboard LOLLLLL
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sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh my god ok work blender is over i can finally finally actually play splatoon for real. after i go to the doctor and get the heart explode thing figured out
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