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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My cat snuggled with my phone when it was playing this book on Audible. So I couldn't take a picture. Which is sad. I should own a camera.

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God @thegodshow.com · 03/10/2026

The reason that all this happened is because too many Americans thinks it’s cool and funny to be ignorant assholes. It’s not funny.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Who put this idea in his head, anyway? The man doesn't read, so somebody had to yell him about this and convince him it was true.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I subbed gym for 2 weeks and you're telling me I could have had them square dancing? Well, crap.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I did not know this! He also did the Wabbit Wampage game, which is friggin hilarious if you can find it.

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Talia ThrASTARD @taliathrace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Al Franken, who likes Kennedy personally and used to eat lunch with him talked about how utterly incapable of recognizing irony Kennedy is. He jokingly asked if anyone can be a doctor in LA, and he angrily responded, "No, Al, you gotta go to medical school!'

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dragged nothing. Kennedy could barely contain his arousal while he tripped over himself trying to get into the shot. I would never let him live this down. If we lived in a better timeline, Al Franken would have learned not to pat wommen on the butt at some point and would have been there

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I would carry a photo of this around and pull it out anytime that Kennedy said anything ever again.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Fleet Captain" is an outdated Navy rank that got replaced by Commodore, which then got changed to a newly added Admiral rank. So, technically not an error. The extended fiction has never been sure about what to refer to him as during this time, which must make it super fun for researching.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Look, I told them not to put that on the sign at the edge of town, but they put it on the sign, so here we are. How do you think Fani and her lover feel? Having to meet all those people?

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Look at Kennedy's smug, defiant mug. He is downright aroused over this thing that he is about to find out isn't a thing.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is how I have felt about the Iowa Caucuses for quite some time.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Engineers who studied engineering and only engineering, insist that engineering is the only way out of the problem that they engineered.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm Roman Catholic. We play All I want for Christsmas is a Wonderful Whammageddon where we include the Mariah Carry and the Wings song. It's not a religion for wimps.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

No, John. If your combo cannot respond to my hypothetical perfect hand in a pretend deck retroactively built in my mind to combat it, what are we even doing here?

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And yet, either strategy works! The only strategy that works better is not being aware of it and not participating. I feel as though this speaks to something else.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Everyone talks about the two Darrens, but nary a peep on the two Gladyses. Which is, of course, Biden's fault.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He was on my fantasy team in '96. A much better year for him, it turned out.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Doo dah doo dah Dallas/Fort Worth sings the blues Oh, door dah day.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This dog isn't a cat at all! Doesn't meow or anything!

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I both get what this is parodying and also have not heard the song that this is all about. I'm not sure what this means, except that I have won.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I get the reference and also have not heard the song! It's like a regenerating cake! In your face, posers!

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You know how during Whammageddon that people manage to go the whole month of December without hearing Last Christmas despite the fact that you heard it, what 348 times? Also, there are people that have no idea what I am talking about! Ironically, it's a better metaphor if you don't!

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You would have been so cool in the 90s.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I see this more with older edition fans, along with the idea that rules need to be overly complicated or the game is no good. I think it's just nerds trying to feel smart.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Poser using a colon in her article like a real music critic and everything. No one remembers the 90s. Tey to tell is that we have to have heard or seen something and we will stop using entire forms of media in order to get you to stop asking.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why do they race? They race for taste.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I made way more as Deep Throat this time, though.

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I Love Animals @animals.pics · 25/09/2026

This wasn’t just the moment a dog found a home. It was the moment he realized someone had finally chosen him. The way he looks up at his new person says more than any caption ever could. 🥺❤️

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Somewhere in your secret heart of hearts you want it to be Bacon.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

But with a pig. Who are from spaaaaaace.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*Looks over at Legends tie-in* You just stay over there with the Coundown to Infinite Crisis, you *mumbles something about pre 9/11 patriotism not being partisan*

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I keep waiting for our rebuilding year to start.

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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This genuinely made me laugh out loud today

HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY

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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

I say again, any "pause/pacing/contemplative silence where AI CEOs think about what they've done and promise to be very good boys from now on" that doesn't result in ACTUAL enforcement mechanisms to hold them Several-Hundred-Billion-Dollars accountable any time their product fucks up is nigh useless

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Chris, they trained a system to hack & got scared when it hacked. This is on human beings not being able to logically think through what they've built & what they then trained & told it to do; they'll never "solve alignment," because they can't get what human values they're trying to "align" "Al" To.

Hold the HUMANS accountable for what their systems do. The humans' companies and individual humans themselves.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Teenage me reviewing the first @themountaingoats.bsky.social LP, 31 years ago. Nottinghamshire mice ate most of the six issues of my fanzine I put out. The Mountain Goats narrowly survived the killer teeth. Tuscadero were less fortunate.

A review of 'Sweden' by The Mountain Goats, by 19-year-old fanzine editor me, likening it to something "recorded in a field in Eastern Europe".

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Grievous was a Vader prototype. He was human once.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I want an NL pennant so bad. We could get swept after that and I wouldn't care.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Some rural Wisconsinites will fly it, though less so than in years past. This passes me off for a plethora of reasons, but I focus my ire on the fact that in the Civil War, the Iron Brigade from WI was badass and basically won Gettysburg for the North. Why stan a bunch of losers?

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"I like Ted Cruz more than anyone else in the Senate. And I hate Ted Cruz.-Al Frankin.

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Mr Hames Explains @mwcjonathan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Which is really gonna sting when we get yeeted from the playoffs in round 1.

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