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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 4h

I am pup late and I'm gonna make that everyone else's problem. Bark! Bark bark! Bark!

Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 12h

I like apples. They are one of my favorite snacks. I always look for new-to-me varietals to try while they are season, which is this time of year. No, I'm not a red panda. 😋

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 12h

Picked up some apples from a local orchard, Suncrisp and Evercrisp. I tried one of the Suncrisp apples and it's quite nice. Taste is very similar to Golden Delicious, but had a much firmer texture and nice crisp similar to the honeycrisp family of apples.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 13h

I see... *headtilts because puppy doesn't understand* I hope you have as dry a weekend as possible! 😋

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 13h

Why? Are they using your PullUps, mister "big" kitscout? 🤔

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 13h

Sweetie, you're thinking of the Vee Eee Tee, that's different. And of course they give you a dog treat every time.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 14h

If I'm elected Puppy President, I'll make it a law that all doctors must give out a lollipop or really good sticker if you're good during your appointment no matter how "big" you are.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 14h

I'm sure you are getting a rainstorm! Or at least your potty chart is...

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 16h

Less a question of if and more a question of where.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 19h

I guess my comment would be, "Well, looks like you're gonna be out of work soon, Boss. I mean, if you're just going to use AI to do everything then why does the company need you? I look forward to my new computerized overlord, they'll likely have better management skills than you."

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 21h

You're a good pup, yes you are!

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 22h

And by hurty, I don't mean the sad kinds, though that isn't great either. I mean the "ouch, my [insert lower extremity part here] hurts." I have a number of medical conditions and prior injuries that are adding further difficulty to my life right now. Especially gout. Ouch.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 22h

I just wanna be a preschool puppy. I can be a good helper! I can still be useful! I just don't want people angry with me when I don't understand them. And I don't wanna have random hurty things all the time. And, and, and... I just wanna sit in sometimes lap and feel safe.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 22h

me, every single day right now. *hugs*

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I mean, they could have gone with a whole shrink ray thing... It's not hard! Do these people even have brains??

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well, I looked and mine thinks I'm an adult... Hah! But at least they know I shop for and collect Bluey merchandise. That's very important.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well, yes, it IS what I want, but I don't feel I'm projecting. I just think you're naturally fussy.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You know, I'm beginning to think you actually like them and want them to give you uppies. 🤔

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Pretty much... But then, the horror genre has pretty much always been like that. It's like the AV equivalent of figuring out where pain and pleasure meet.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Go for it! I think that sounds like a nifty project! Just... um... a very, very, very small slice for me. I fear it might melt my face off.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I feel like you have a pre-existing grievance that seems to be coloring your reactions. Not sure what a "why ef foo kar" is, but it sounds like a bad word...

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I meant in general, not specifically you, Namy... though... I mean... 😏

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Those in the USA, please, please pleeeeassseee make sure that if you vote by mail, you get it in EARLY. Personally, I'll be voting Early and In-Person because I no longer trust my former employer to not fuck things up. Seriously, I saw shit a couple years ago that made me cringe.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's something about those caring eyes... Like they know you need uppies.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I just imagine you getting out of bed and your extra soaked diaper just slides off your hips... Only to reveal another diaper underneath, also soaked.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Your briefs have a hole in them?? Why are you cutting holes in them??????? *headtilts all the way around*

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you do come this way, I'd love to grab lunch with you or something. I'm not much for conventions right now, so I didn't even look to see when the local was until now.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just don't leak on the floor blanket! I like that blanket! :-P

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It would be far less scary if I could curl up in someone's lap and get gentle pets, but alas

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*peaks out from the blanket fort* Is it still scary out? Hello? Anyone??? *hides in the fort with a lantern and plushie 'cause the world is too scary right now*

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Your body shrinks, but your libido goes up. Just a little mousey who is suddenly horny about all the office supplies...

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Or we could just shrink you down to that size...

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm kinda like a vampire at this point. I'll only go where I'm invited.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And this is why I don't do multiplayer games. I tried WoW again, and even managed to fuck up things grouping with random peeps. I'm just not good at most video games. Oh, also, still haven't gotten a specific invitation that someone has following through on. On me, though, I guess.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Are all red pandas this grumpy in the morning?

A grumpy looking red panda plush with a large mug of coffee in front of them. In the background you can see part of our living room including the fire place.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just read something I thought was "Magicorgi" and I'm just picturing a floating corgi wearing a cape, top hat and monocle. I'm gonna ask my mom if I can go as Magicorgi for Halloween! Probably won't let me cause she'd have to carry me so I can "fly". Oh well.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm sure they'll be here soon, little miss tinklebell. You probably do need a change by now.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sure thing, princess potty pants.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Honestly, I was just letting him tease himself. 😋

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I checked the math, it works out. Maybe not in your favor, but still...

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Are you getting paid for this? Wage check.

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Um... Pretty sure none of your friends would give you a hard time either way. I mean, beyond a little teasing, of course. And if anyone DOES give you a hard time, let me know. I'll bark and growl at 'em for you! 🐕

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well, since you do use calories eating it... 😋

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If it makes you feel better, I've been toddling a bit the past couple days due to a gout flare up in my big toe. Fun times.

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