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Mwako (Preschool Pup)

@mwako.bsky.social
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My name is Mwako... I'm a puppy, but a big one! I'm (nearly) 5 years old and and I'm a good(ish) puppy! #FriendOfBluey Pronouns: Pup/Them/(anything you feel is appropriate) IRL age 45, ugh... Current user pic from artwork by chaotickitty (FA)

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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 18h
Even though it's not my normal aesthetic, I do think some Fire Hydrant/Firefighter themed pull-ups would be kinda neat... Even better if the fade effect reveals water drops/splash like from a firehose... At least I think they'd make good puppy pants anyway... >.>;;
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching Loki because Loki.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bark bark bark! Basil needs a change! Bark bark bark!
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AAAAAA~ Interview in an hour. aaaaaAQAAAAadfgjklnas;vkljdn~~
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🐕⭐️ Kenji 🔜 BFC 🇯🇵🧢 @kenjibestpup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he scoffed and said “I see nothing but flaws. All the flaws…” “-but I also see the moment in time, or scene, I was trying to paint. I remember the joy in creating that particular piece. I remember the passion creating it. I’d take note of the flaws and try to improve… but I focused on that mainly.”
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🐌 Squelfland 🌈 [Marina] 🐿️ @squelf.fun · 28/09/2026
The Funnest Toy Ever! 🥎🐶 For Mwako! Thank you so much for commissioning me. 💙💚💛💜🧡💖💙💚💛💜🧡 🎨 #SquelflandArt 🏡 My website: squelfland.com
Digital, full-color cartoon illustration featuring a young anthropomorphic brown squirrel girl wearing pink glasses and blue overalls over a pink sweater which has yellow star patches at the elbows. She is also wearing a large pink ribbon on her head. The squirrel is sitting on a comfortable looking bed which is decorated with a comforter made up of many quilted squares in a multitude of patterns and colors. She is holding up a tennis ball. At the foot of the bed, Mwako, a puppy with two-toned light brown fur which has pink accents, stands on two legs, letting out an excited "BORK!" as he looks up, tongue lolling out, at the tennis ball being held tantalizingly above his reach. 

The bed is resting on top of a thick purple carpet. A blue doggy bed lays on the bottom left corner, and an automatic kibble feeder appears on the bottom right. The bedroom has almost floor to ceiling windows on one side, framed by sheer purple curtains with a pattern of teal stars. One curtain is held open with a large bow. The sky visible outside suggest late afternoon or twilight hours, and a couple of pine trees are visible behind a fence. On the yard there are a few bushes.

The walls are covered in a striped wallpaper of two tones of pink, and a large painting featuring a little bear chasing fireflies under the moonlight is displayed right above the bed's headboard. 

The artists' signature reads "M. Neira" and is marked as having been completed in the year 2026. A watermark with the URL "www.squelfland.com" is visible on the bottom. This artist is also known as "Squelfland".
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Instead of a collared shirt and tie, can I just wear a collar and leash? It's way more comfy! ;-P
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel far too growly tonight. I just want someone to pull me into their lap and pet me gently until I fall asleep. I don't know why that's such a hard ask, but I guess I need to be a better puppy? A cuter puppy? A less fucked up pup? What the fuck does it take? Oh, right, to not be me.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hoppy Bunny Day!
I just think they're neat meme with bunnies
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Am I very puppy-brained this morning? Yes. Very. Why? Because I'm gonna have to get my adult brain in gear for a job interview on Tuesday. It may not be the best job, but it'd be a good position for me (or at least fits with the skills I have from my work with my previous employer).
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok, someone posted a Pouching picture again... I love me some AR TF... >.>;;
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am awake and now want tummy rubs. No one else in the house is awake yet.... You know what that means! It's Alarm Dog Time!!!! Bark! Bark bark! Bark! Arararf! Bark! Bark! Bark bark bark bark bark bark!!!! Bark! Yip! Bip! Bof! Erf! Arf! Tummy rubs, now?
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Waiting for a concert to start.
Stage.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I don't have a THING about tennis balls! What? It's perfectly normal to want to have a puppy pool full of them that I can roll around in and then take a nap... a tennis ball nap... and dream of... um... Fine, yes, I have a THING about tennis balls! That's NORMAL for a dog! Sheesh!"
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Puppy got a boost of adrenaline and confidence this morning! Anyone got something I can bark at? You know, to burn off energy? RELEASE THE TENNIS BALLS! STAT!
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today was stressful in ways that I do not want. So I went out and enjoyed a nice Mudder Mittens ( #Weed Strain) on the back deck in the cool weather while listening to industrial synthwave. #THC
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Is it bad that I'm going to ask my mom if I can go to a concert without her?" This is an actual thought I just had. And people think I'm an adult! 😋
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
puppy.Brain attempting to start . . . startup failed . . . puppy.Brain.sniffer attempting Food scent override . . . startup in progress . . . puppy.Brain.cell1 has successfully booted, puppy.Mode.hungry started. puppy.Brain.cell2 not found. puppy.Brain.cell3 not found. Insert Food to continue.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am far from a coffee connoisseur, but I appreciate a decent dark roast. I picked up some Major Dickason's Blend again recently and it makes me much happier with my morning cuppajo. Dark, but not over-roasted or burnt tasting. Robust enough to support cream and sugar, but I can drink it black.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apparently a number of people I know are having a "soggy weekend". Not sure all of them meant the same thing by that statement. 🤔
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A secret society who drains a person of their maturity, sampling and tasting it like wine. Their, uh, special guest for the evening becoming more and more childlike until they become fully baby-brained. They say the effects are temporary, but there are more people wearing diapers these days.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@luvstiger.bsky.social My calendar suggests it's someone's birthday today. 🤔
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Invited to a party and after about half an hour the host drags you off so they can, "Put the little tyke down for bed." How much do you actually try to struggle or try to explain that you're an adult (still)? And when they trot you back out after putting you in a thick diaper and cute pajamas?
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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You are not a heartbeat. You are not a breathing pattern. You aren't an array of positions in a room. You are a messy and complex intersection of thoughts, emotions, feelings, love. Art happens when that mess comes together and has something that it -wants to say-. It doesn't happen passively.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Listening to the shouty, angsty music of my young adulthood. Plus newer additions to the genre, apparently. SHUT UP MOM, JUST LET ME BARK! SHEESH!
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Inside my head....
static.klipy.com
Adorable Husky Puppies in Car Trunk
Alt: A group of head tilting husky puppies. They don't know what you're saying and it confuse their one brain cell.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In order to be a bad person you have to be a person first. That's among the many reasons why I'm a puppy instead. 😋
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Addendum: Most of ya'll are cute cartoon characters. Take that how you will. ;-)
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Due to my current situation, I haven't commissioned any new art in, like, a year (or more). Anything new that's shown up has been owed work. I do wish I could get some new art, especially pre-school-y things, but alas. Not for a while still.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ask a puppy things, maybe? If you wanna... #TMITuesday
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Well, this is certainly music by someone who only believes in 8 bits."
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Futurama episodes about Robot Nixon as president aren't as funny after having a president that actually acts like that.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone gave me an Ice Cream Sanmich an' now I'm all 'icky... What does Beeayteeaytch mean?
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The vr avatar stuff is giving me flashbacks to Second Life. No VR for me though, I can't afford the gear and I've always had trouble wearing headsets for long
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Somewhere in my stooff, I have a Switch Lite. I have Animal Crossing and Sonic Mania and... uh... I think that might be it. I mostly used it for AC during Covid. I honestly don't know that I've gotten value out of the price I paid for the system.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Spatchcock! hehehehe... Such a fun word to saaaaaay... SPATCHcock.
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NamyCat 🇦🇷🔞 (Your friendly Tabby Artists) @namycat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Timmy YES. A couple of commission slots are open now. And we need to raise more money for our kitten medical bills (high priority) and well as the upcoming APA-CON. If someone is interested. hit me with a DM, FA note, telegram message or Bluesky chat message. >:3 You know i draw a lot of things.😀
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The experience of being scooped up into someone's lap for storytime would fix me.
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 07/09/2026
This would heal me
Photo from Totoro The Musical with a giant Totoro (maybe 40 feet across?) flat on his back with Mei cuddling up on top of his belly. The theater's set is vignetted by blue-lit branches.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pup.exe has encountered an exception. Give Pup.exe treats? (Y/N)
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This evening might be a diapered pup evening. I just wish I had someone to read a story to me while I snuggle in their lap. 💕
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need to eat something spicy, stat! Ugh! I can't believe how much that itches! I need a spicy that makes me cry! It's been too long! Havana pepper tango my tongue!
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At the venue for Gaelic Storm! Found a place to sit because my mom can't stand the whole time. It's not a great view, but I don't mind. I'm here for live music! We ate at an Irish Pub before arriving, so I'm ready!
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Kitty 🐻‍❄️ @blankitart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
? Sometimes you just gotta draw puppies [ #babyfur ]
Sketch of a baby puppy
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Itch @ Art Werk 🩵🍼🐶 @itchynet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FINALLY feenished with this pic foar @luvstiger.bsky.social !! :3c #CHASTITY
A digital illustration of a tiger-striped anthropomorphic Smilodon wearing a nightgown, diaper and cute Triceratops chastity cage. The kitty’s labrador plush looks on with a smug blush…. :3c
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's Sheptember! A month for working dogs! I'm slightly part German Shepherd on my dad's side. But all retriever otherwise. What sort of retriever? Um... Golden and Labrador and Nova Scotian and Tennis Ball!
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Concerts by major artists that I'll admit to going to: Weird Al (x3) Disturbed Alice Cooper Rob Zombie Caravan Palace Upcoming, though, I'm taking my mom to see Gaelic Storm this week, which I'm really looking forward to! And then Carbon Leaf later this month.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Since I had leftover ingredients from the quesadillas last night, I made myself a couple of small pressed burritos this morning. The panini press works so well for it and is really super adjustable. I prefer Sonoran style tortillas, though, and need to remind myself of that when I'm at the store.
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not my hamblurger!
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Mwako (Preschool Pup) @mwako.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Ah yes, as a responsible home cook I make only the healthiest... " Upcoming menu: Chicken Quesadillas w/ Ranch Beans Hamblurglers w/ Baked Beans Grilled Pork Spareribs w/ Hashbrown casserole and corn on the cob. I mean, it could be worse, but it is what the Fam wants.
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