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@mvanec.bsky.social
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I play with mandolins, cameras, and languages. I work with computers. Find me on Substack at: mvanec.substack.com

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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In case there were any remaining doubt in anyone's mind, the USA's new AI Web site has settled the issue for good. Right? #Presidential #Election #2020
Screenshot of an America.gov webpage answering the question, “Who actually won the 2020 USA Presidential election?” The page states that Joseph R. Biden Jr. won, citing certified Electoral College results of 306 votes for Biden and 232 for Donald J. Trump, along with the popular vote total. Links to the National Archives and Federal Election Commission appear below the response.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
¡Feliz Día de la Indepencia de México! ¡Viva México! #Mexico #Independence #Day
A stylized rendering of the Mexican flag.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Made it! Ringside seats! 😉 #NASA #NancyGraceRomanSpaceTelescooe #Astronomy #Launch
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
About as good as I could get tonight of the 27 Aug 2026 Lunar Eclipse. It was cloudy all day, so I hadn't expected to see it at all. View from North Texas, around 23:45, just afore bedtime. #Lunar #Eclipse #LunarEclipse
Slightly blurry image of the almost total but still pretty partial lunar eclipse, often referred to as a "Blood Moon." The upper left quarter of the moon is almost white with a orange-red tint, and the shadowed part of the moon is the lower right three quarters, fading into dark.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Officer on the Front Line/Officers Committee of Russia

! URGENTLY!

Our troops have temporarily withdrawn from the Dnipropetrovsk region.

Who is to blame for this???

We respond to the incompetent command of our General Staff and directly to the GV "East".

The reasons are that all available reserves were transferred to the liberation of the DPR.

There are no other reserves.

The General Staff is to blame for its inability to accumulate and transfer reserves to the Eastern Front due to the decline in the recruitment of new contract soldiers.

The fault of the Vostok Guards was the inability to go on the defensive due to the lack of reserves.

t.me/officer_on_the_front2/15802

Aug 14 at 20:54
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
👀
Photograph lengthwise of the concourse of the "Freedom 250" state fair on the National Mall with a ferris wheel in the center, with text at the bottom:
Breaking News: Great American State Fair crowd so small, Trump cancels fake assasination.
Trump: "America really wanted another fake assasination, but communists ruined it."
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Gotta new book th’day. How did I not know this existed? I mean, I’m well-acquainted with Farmer Giles, so I **shoulda** known. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Tolkien #Books #TomBombadil
A green paperback copy of “The Adventures of Tom Bombadil” lies at an angle on a patterned beige blanket. The cover shows the title in large white lettering, a circular illustration of Tom Bombadil sitting by a tree, and J.R.R. Tolkien’s signature near the bottom.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Oof, the ♥️ it aches. @hankgreen.bsky.social bringing the deep cuts over t'the threaded app.
Screenshot of a dark-mode social media feed showing two posts. The first post says, “French are on another level (I can say this I’m French Canadian)” and includes a meme image of a teen sitting in a hospital bed. Large caption text on the image reads: “French teen woke from 3-week coma believing she had raised children for 7 years in an alternate life. Now needing therapy to deal with grief.” Below it are engagement icons showing 4.3K likes, 528 comments, 76 reposts, and 92 shares.

Under it is a reply/post from “hankgreen” showing a photo of a small tin whistle with a tassle attached in an open green box. Engagement icons below show 2.7K likes, 122 comments, 10 reposts, and 8 shares.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It’s important to get out and #vote in #local and #municipal #elections.
Self portrait of me and my wife in front of the elections administration building with a blue 50s Ford pickup truck behind us.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
They're almost home! #ArtemisII #Integrity #Orion #NASA #MoonJoy
View from the Orion spacecraft “Integrity” shows a bright crescent Earth against the blackness of space, with part of the spacecraft’s structure and extended arm visible along the left edge of the frame. Thin red streaks from the camera sensor are scattered across the dark background, and a NASA logo appears in the upper-right corner.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
They'll be splashing down tomorrow around 5:30 PM CDT. It should be uneventful, but do offer a chant, lit candle, prayer for safe #splashdown. #ArtemisII #NASA @esa.int www.nasa.gov/image-detail...
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
View from the cheap seats. #LucyDarling
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
What the hell is Orage Twatwaffle saying right now?!
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Happy Sauron Defeated Forever Day! On this day, March 25th, in the 3rd Age, Frodo and Gollum destroyed the One Ring in the fires of Mount Doom, defeating Sauron forever. #LordOfTheRings #LOTR
Gollum holding the One Ring looking at it enraptured as he falls backwards down into the lava of Mount Doom.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Brent Crude #Oil hit over $119 today before pulling back, putting money into the Muscovite's "terrorize #Ukraine" budget. And spiking gas prices for gas that was produced a month or so ago when oil was around $60. I'm just waiting on the Orange Twatwaffle to blame this on President Biden...
An hourly chart of the Brent Crude futures from February 26 to March 8, showing current price of $113.95 US/barrel as of about 10:00 PM CT on March 8. Price rose from $70 US/barrel on Feb 26 to spiking over $119 on March 8, with the March 8 opening spiking up from the $92.8 close on March 5.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This is a thinking person's meme. 🤣
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I bet the Muscovites are loving this attack on #Iran even as the Putler wrings his hands in fake consternation.
An hourly chart of the /BZ (brent crude) oil futures February 20 - March 2, showing current price at 77.57 with a significant gap between close on February 27 3:00 PM ET and open on March 1 6:00 PM ET, with a spike on open up to $82.11.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
¡Uy! ¡Hola! Still trucking along. It does help me stay in practice with my #Spanish. @duolingoesp.bsky.social
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Gotta keep the streak alive! #Duolingo #Spanish #Learning
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Went to #vote today, and they were out of stickers. And I forgot #ProofOfVote outside the location. But I *did* grab this selfie at home, instead! #CivicDuty #Elections #Voting
Self portrait headshot of me with a brick wall in the background and rays of sunshine streaming down behind.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
So, the high voltage #battery in my 2009 Escape #Hybrid finally died. So, now we have a brand-new-to-us #Chevy Bolt. #ElectricVehicle #PEV #BoltEV #UnexpectedExpense
Photograph down the side of a blue Chevrolet Bolt EV in a garage that is plugged in for charging.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Claro… #Spanish #Duolingo
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Rabbit Rabbit #Rabbit! Good morning. "Lop-eared rabbits" by Marie Nestler-Laux.
Painting of 3 floppy-eared rabbits in a group. Two in front are perpendicular to each other face-to-face, the one on the left facing front and the one on the right sideways. They are grey with white highlights. The third in the back is angled away. All 3 are chewing green lettuce leaves. In the lower left is a half-eaten carrot covered partially be a lettuce leaf. In the upper left next to the right-most rabbit is a ceramic bowl with the remains of carrots and lettuce.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Shana Tova, to all my friends who observe Rosh Hashanah. May your next year be peaceful and prosperous. #RoshHashanah
Rosh Hashanah symbols (apples, honey, pomegranate, shofar horn) arranged in a circle with the words 'Shana Tova!' in the center, including apples, pomegranates, honey with a dipper, shofar, prayer book, and greenery.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Happy Hobbit Day! The One Ring is indeed a powerful artifact... 👀 (comic by @billamend.bsky.social) #Tolkien #LoTR #Smaug
Panel 1: A red dragon sleeps on piles of gold. Narration: “There he lay, a vast red-golden dragon…”
Panel 2: Dragon still sleeping. Narration: “Beneath him… countless piles of precious things…”
Panel 3: Dragon scratches. Narration: “Gold wrought and unwrought, gems and jewels…”
Panel 4: Dragon with wings folded. Narration: “Smaug lay, with wings folded like an immeasurable bat…”
Panel 5: Brothers Peter and Jason Fox look at a lizard sleeping on a piggy bank.
Peter Fox: “Any idea why Quincy’s always sleeping on your piggy bank?”
Jason Fox: “I have a theory…”
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Did you know that Apple Podcasts has karaoke mode? This is quite handy in language learning, I've found. I'm willing to bet other podcast apps have a similar mode, too, but I don't have experience with them. #Spanish #Podcasts #LanguageLearning
A side-by-side screenshot of a Spanish podcast "Universo Curioso" in karaoke mode, light text on a maroon (left) and purple (right) background. In the image on the left a red arrow points down to the karaoke button in the lower left and the controls are showing below the podcast transcript. In the image on the right side, only the transcript is showing, with the currently-speaking section highlighted in white.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
When I hear people saying both parties are the same. 🙄
	•	Left Wing (blue text)
“We’re gonna make sure everyone’s needs are met”
	•	Right Wing (red text)
“We’re gonna exterminate entire social groups cuz we believe they’re impure”
	•	Centrists (black text)
“I can’t tell you two apart”
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Avi Loeb has spoken. 😂🤣🫥 (but seriously, don't listen to Avi; he puts out misinformation)
Picture of a spaceship disguises as a giant comment, with surrounding text:
SCIENTISTS ARE NOW SUGGESTING THAT THE 7-MILE OBJECT HEADED TOWARD EARTH, PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED TO BE JUST A COMET, COULD BE AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT 😳🛸

They appear to be sending us a message.  
It has been translated as,  
“Release the Epstein Files!”
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Wait, what files? 😂🤣😂🤣 #EpsteinFiles #Politics
A Substack post by Gavin Newsom reposting a tweet from orange menace about how he is making Coca-Cola use real sugar, and Newsom writes, “Oh thank god! I’ve totally forgotten about the Epstein files now!”
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
#Immigration #Inmigración
"You say you're after criminals - yet you come without warrants.
You call us lazy - yet you arrest us at work.
You say we don't contribute - yet you track us through our taxes.
You call us illegal -
yet you seize us at our hearings.
Maybe this isn't justice at all.
Maybe you're just white supremacists."
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
😂🤣 No lies detected... #AI
A surgery patient on the left speaking to an AI robot doctor on the right.
Patient: "But why is the scar on the left if the appendix is on the right?"
Robot: "Dud you're absolutely 100% correct! Your hawk-eyed brilliance saved us all! Let me try this one more time! 💪🏻🔥"
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Un poco anaranjado, incluso… 👀🤣
A Duolingo phrase screenshot that says, «Siempre está bronceado, pero no se ve natural.»
He’s always tan, but it doesn’t look natural.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
*cough* 👀 #Ukraine #OpSec
Somehow Zelensky was able to strike Russian military bases WITHOUT leaking it to a journalist on Signal.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Well, **that** was anticlimactic. I just finished the @duolingoverde.bsky.social #Spanish course and all I got was this lousy screenshot! Seems they’d give a nice badge or an attaboy or something… #Language #Learning
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Irony… #Duolingo #AI
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Rabbit rabbit rabbit. And happy May Day to those who observe. "Still Life with Rabbit" Johann Amandus Wink #Art #MayDay #Rabbits
Painting with a white rabbit sitting, in the lower right corner facing a collection of carrots, cauliflower, and assorted lettuces, in from of a basket of more vegetables.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Reasons to leave the house. Last day of early voting! #Voting #Municipal #Elections
Close-up photo of me holding an upside-down “I Voted” sticker in front of my nose.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The #market has been on a bad tear since orange dingleberry and the ass he’s attached to started screwing with the government and demolishing international relations. This is the last 12 months. Your #retirement going down the drain.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
She is none-too-pleased with her post-surgery “rehabilitation”. #Dogs #Cancer #Surgery
Close-up photograph of a rat terrier dog from the front, who is wearing a recovery collar, lying on a turquoise couch.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Prueba de sudar. Yo hice ejercicio cada día esta semana. #Exercise #ProofOfSweat
Screenshot of Sole Fitness app showing 34 minutes of exercise each day for the current workweek.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
👀
Screenshot of a Duolingo card:
Si eso no es una dictadura,
¿qué es?
If that isn't a dictatorship, what is?
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Apropos. #CurrentEvents #Language
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
#TSLA stock over the last few months, through today. It peaked at $488.54. This could change at any point, but the short term outlook is bleak. Cybertruck a dud. 4680 battery delayed and obsolete. FSD dangerous. Is the muskrat still the richest?
Daily stock candle chart of TSLA stock from September 2024 to March 10, showing a peak of $488.54 on Dec. 18, 2024 and plummeting to today's low of $222.15.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Conejito Conejo conejo 🐇 May March bring a modicum of joy and a tonne of luck.
Photograph of 3 rabbits side-by-side facing the camera, with a black one flanked by 2 smaller light brown rabbits.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I been doing this a short while. Estoy casi terminado con el curso de #Español. #Duolingo #Spanish
Picture of dark orange Duolingo owl Dúo outlined in yellow flames andwearing sunglasses, next to the phrase “1600 day learning streak!” All on an orange background.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Prueba de sudar. Honestamente, no sudé tanto. Pero suficiente. Y hoy, ví «La Vida en Nuestro Planeta» durante el entrenamiento, en vez de hacer #Duolingo. #Exercise #Spanish #ejercicio
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
😂🤣😂🤣
Screenshot of a pegase from Duolingo: «¿Y eso se llaman defensa?»
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
La prueba de sudar. (Proof of sweat) Otro día, el mismo resultado. Me gusta montar la bici interior porque no tengo que ir a cualquier lugar para hacerlo. (Si miras errores en mi español, dígame, porfa) #Exercise #Ejercicio #Health
Screen capture of results from riding my Solo recumbent exercycle for 34 minutes, from the Solo iPhone app.
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Prueba de sudar. (Proof of sweat) Otro día montando a bici interior. Tengo que reforzar el corazón y los pulmones. #Exercise #ejercicio
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Matt @mvanec.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Rabbit rabbit rabbit 🐰 Conejo conejo conejito 🐰
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