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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
noticed all the good youtubers are canadian. ethoslab, northernlion, ben wheeler. fuck it man maybe i'll start saying bägel
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the "Pyramid of the Capitalist System" political cartoon, with text crudely added in paint. the cartoon is now titled "Pyramid of Magic the Gathering System". The top layer of the pyramid is labelled "WotC" next to the original text of "WE RULE YOU". the second layer is labelled "Instagram Reel Influencers" next to the original text of "WE FOOL YOU". the third layer is labelled "r/edh redditors" next to the original text of "WE SHOOT AT YOU". the fourth layer is labelled "commander players" next to the original text of "WE EAT FOR YOU". the fifth layer is labelled "real magic players" next to the original text of "WE WORK FOR YOU, WE FEED ALL". this cartoon was the basis for the command tower printing of the MSCHF Zeta secret lair (https://scryfall.com/card/slz/118/command-tower) that sold out disasterously today, as do all secret lairs always; obviously none of the original writing survived on the card
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
image of anya taylor joy as alia atreides in the trailer for denis villeneuve's dune 3, captioned "WOKE DOG"
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the overarching arc of the bene gesserit is that thanks to the influence of the prophet, the tyrant, god emperor leto II, they turn from an order of terfs to an order of lesbians. the lesson of the divided god is inescapable
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
image of anya taylor joy as alia atreides in the trailer for denis villeneuve's dune 3, captioned "WOKE DOG"
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
tierlist sorting all dune characters into the categories "St. Alia of the Knife", "The Queersatz Haderach", "The LGBTQ+ Community", "Proud Ally", "Has some weird views, but generally supportive", "It's complicated", "Homophobes", "Terfs" and "Gay Pedophile Uncle"
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it is the summer which means you need to go to the beach and read @cascadecascade.com
me holding up the first issue of cascade cascade at the beachme holding open page 8 & 9 of cascade cascade issue 1 at the beach, featuring the article Necrosuicide by Mike Carroza
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
man goes to doctor, says doctor, i am very sad all of the time. doctor says not to worry, there's an easy cure. great repressor pagliacci is in town. man says but doctor
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
white people be like "my dad has an edgar markov commander deck"
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
beam that turns you into a creature
the magic card Shade's Form, which shows a beautiful wizard lesbian turning a beautiful knight lesbian into some sort of creature
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
you should donate here if you can because its for a good cause but also because spice very kindly laughed at my joke when we just met them
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
its like just someone who just gets it
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
nancy du checkst einfach hierzulande würde man dich einen echten checker nennen oder eine checkerin
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i dont think they should have called her that
the robot RoboHon
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
breaking my bluesky silence for the revised edition so as to not leave incorrect information out there. gootbye
tierlist sorting as many star wars characters as possible into the categories "The LGBTQ+ community", "homophobic gay men", "homophobes", "proud ally", "has weird views but is generally supportive" and "specifically t*rfs". i cant list all of them in the alt text but rest assured, #wolfwren nation on top + i love the nonbinary lesbian jecki lon
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
if you subscribed after me posting this i sadly have no way of sending you todays email again without it being insanely tedious so i might do it over the next few days maybe probably
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
last one i'm announcing on here probably saluting emoji
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
you got mail
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
there might be a slight delay as i am very busy through tuesday normally i would not update you on this but i want to clarify that even if it does not arrive #withintheweek i did not #getlazy as implied above i just #gotverybusy
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
#notabit #serious #thefirstonewillarrivewithintheweek #unlessigetlazy
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
you shouldnt only be drinking during meals
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
gotta have a bottle with you
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
i dont need the water alongside my other drink though thats what the drink is for
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
i mean they do serve it here if you ask for it its just that basically no one does bc everyones like i can drink this infinitely all the time for free at home this is not why i go to the restaurant
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
i disagree i dont think a drink can be room temperature as such. the drink equivalent is mouth temperature
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
im not saying i could not do any of this im saying i find it deeply unnecessary i just drink the water
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
yes but clothing temperatures and drinking temperatures are entirely different!!! a difference of 5 degrees outside will make me put on a jacket, but a difference of 5 degrees in my drink will probably not make feel much different about it
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
thats actually a good sign for you i think
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
thats maybe not treatlerite but treatler-lite
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
as are temperature for clothing and temperature for drinking!!! thats what im saying!!!!!
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
wusstest du dass man Standard auch im deutschen mit d schreibt das habe ich letztens gelernt es fühlt sich nicht richtig an
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
im not arguing for your bath im arguing you would fill the bathtub and then go oo aa its cold like most people
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
treatlerite anglophones
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
do it then
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
relating it to that makes no sense at all!! might aswell lie down in a bathtub of cold tap water and tell me if its lukewarm
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
thats not how temperatures work at all!!!
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
no but like tap water is like 15c and fridge is like 4c and rooms are like 20-25c
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
my sibling in christ what kinda rooms have you been in
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
so if you set the wasserhahn to cold it will be cold actually
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chiblee @chiblee.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
im a male fujoshi for arthur morgan and john marston i like when they do quests together
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chiblee @chiblee.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
whats fujoshi
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Da steh' ich nun, ich armer Tor, und bin so klug als wie zuvor
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
inside me there are two wolves and this is what they look like
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
person in der ubahn mit i am sher locked turnbeutel... recession indicator
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
you need to remember if life goes badly you can always cut off your hair and ride straight away to the wild, unknown country, where you cannot go wrong
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
thanks :)
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
thankyou also reference image bsky.app/profile/muwi...
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thomas 🪑 @nordrheinwestfalen.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
verdammte drecksscheisse ich wuenschte!!!!!
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muwi @muwi.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
you have to have friends that are fun to be in a ford transit like vehicle with
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