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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Da steh' ich nun, ich armer Tor, und bin so klug als wie zuvor
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Wolves are real
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Düsseldorf Airport has a schwebebahn!
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Monet loves his haystacks
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I am so out of shape aiaiay
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
How many cats are enough? The answer is no
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I just found out that in Germany an agent that negotiates rentals and was hired by the landlord is not allowed to charge the tenants and can be fined for up to 25 grand if they do. So essentially those Worms were being payed by the landlord and on top of that tried to scam us under the table
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
If seen please do not approach these dangerous criminals
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Life is good when you’re Covered with cats
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Landlords are unpleasant little pests with a god complex What are they good at exactly? Their self inflated opinion of themselves balances entirely on the fact that people have to suck up to them in order to survive
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Imagine your job is showing people houses for an afternoon and pocketing a grand each time. What is your contribution exactly? Opening the door and telling me where the bathroom is? Also why would I need to pay you’re helping the landlord not me
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My hell is being stuck in Frillingen
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Hairdresser just cut my ear like a piece of paper. Other people have A phobia of dentists at this rate I will have haidressphobia
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Hour 11 of train rides is always where I start staring into the void
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I just had a really fun conversation on the train that ended with us exchanging numbers… Meeting really cool people randomly feels unreal That’s fairytale stuff
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Imagine filing your nails on a train for 20 min straight
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Idk why this is so funny to me Like a toilet but someone is confessing their sins rn Please wait outside
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Sketch of Cthulhu drawn by Lovecraft (11 May 1934)
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Jehad Abusalim @jehadabusalim.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The death toll from tonight’s massacres in Gaza is nearing 100 people.
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Why are all psychiatries in Germany named after some biblical weirdo? What do you mean station Thomas, Gabriel or Augustinus
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Great… now I have to sleep in the same room as him
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Going as Bernd das Brot for Halloween.
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Dreamed I was a flixbus driver
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
I haven’t taken a breath in months - imagine just chilling
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
The surprises keep on coming
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
I just took a shit in my new flat and turned around to this…
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Joined an oil painting class turns out I’m the only one under 50. My teacher is an ancient wise woman that has some guy extract resin from pine trees to use as biological paint thinner and that’s kind of cool
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Lori @loridoribori.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
„Entschuldigung haben sie abgelaufenes Aktimel?“
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