muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Back to Vegas for this second time this month -- I'll be at Fal.Con starting tomorrow, and giving two talks on Thursday! 010
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 02/08/2026USA right now. (Also, guess where I’m headed?? 😛 Nowhere international unfortunately) 000
Reposted by mutekiBlue Team Village @blueteamvillage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Sunday at @bsidescharm.bsky.social 11am: I left a management role to be an IC again. Ask me anything. (hexalicious) 12pm: Navigating the Cloud+Identity Minefield (muteki) Come hang the rest of the day 💙 We have swag! 4pm: CTF closes, BTV closes 😢 022
Reposted by mutekiBlue Team Village @blueteamvillage.bsky.social · 14/01/2026See you at @districtcon.bsky.social ! Oh, if you haven’t had a chance to play it yet, we’ll be bringing our CTF 👀 021
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Hope to see you all at DistrictCon! @blueteamvillage.bsky.social will be there 💙 000
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Perfect soundtrack for this leg of my travel — holiday flights through Miami and Dallas 💀 youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8youtu.beALESTORM - Fucked With An Anchor (Official Video) | Napalm RecordsYouTube video by Napalm Records 020
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Walked around on Perito Moreno glacier, then the sun came out for photos later 😍 I’m sad to be leaving this beautiful place. 070
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Gonna go see about a glacier today. Last full day in Patagonia 😭 and Argentina… only a short stay in Buenos Aires left 🥺 040
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Leaving El Chalten on as rainy and windy a day as I arrived to. There were a couple good weather days in between though! 040
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Nice day for a day hike from El Chalten. Mirador en route to Laguna Capri! 010
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 13/12/2025A tiny glimpse of mountains as it clears up here in El Chalten. Doggo (certified Good Boi or Gorl) for scale. 130
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Full day of buses to El Calafate from Ushuaia. Starting at 3am. I didn’t NEED to go this way, but it’s showing me a nice slice of normal life across Argentina and Chile. 120
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Back on land tomorrow AM. I’m feeling that good ole con drop, only the “con” is for “continent”, as in the continent of Antarctica 🤔🇦🇶 Bonus view of the South Shetland Islands as we were pulling away. 050
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 06/12/2025NBD, just hanging out in the middle of an active volcano 😛 160
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I’m turning 40 in Antarctica in less than an hour. Literally never gonna be able to top this. 380
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 25/11/2025On my flight to Ushuaia I met two other solo travelers who are on my Antarctica cruise! We shared a ride to town and had dinner together 💙 I’d been a bit sad to be spending my bday without any of my friends, but I forgot how fast you can bond with people through traveling. 2 days, 21 hours left! 150
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Drinking Malbec in Malbec country * Also, Argentina may be known for steak, but I found a nice fish restaurant! * Argentina apparently perfected it, even though it’s a French varietal 😉 150
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Taking off for Argentina + Antarctica soon! Holy crap it’s really happening 🥹 170
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Last minute costume is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever made 😭 020
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I just realized that October marks 10 years in IT/cybersecurity 😱 I started as a part time helpdesk/AV support specialist, quickly moved into desktop support, then systems administration at year 3. Meanwhile I got a Master’s in computer science, and switched to cloud security consulting in 2021 💙 010
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Working my way through my stepmom’s vintage bartenders guide. This one’s the Grapefruit Cocktail. 130
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Yup. It’s true. However, @seemsgood.lol is way cooler than me. Have you seen his blazers?? 020
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Just landed in Chicago for Blue Team Con! This is the one where I get to relax instead of running anything 🤣 170
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I’m watching this documentary about hurricane Katrina on Netflix, and am so enraged at only 20ish minutes in. The absolute fucking incompetence. 010
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Amidst the stress of planning for @blueteamvillage.bsky.social at #defcon33 I keep getting reminders of why I do this. Aside from herding cats and putting out fires and making all these annoying little decisions, we reach people — we impact, educate and inspire so many. That’s fucking priceless. 041
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Going to Antarctica in Nov/Dec. I feel the need to bring some fun photo props. So far I’m thinking a Tux beanie for selfies with penguins. Some people bring a flag. Any other ideas? 120
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Experimenting with hair product a bit. Turns out my hair is surprisingly curly, and with this one, also now smells like honey 🤔🍯 140
Reposted by mutekiSam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 19/06/2025I found @muteki.bsky.social in Seattle! 1132
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 19/06/2025AWS ReInforce may be in my hometown, but I’m not, so I compromised. IYKYK. 030
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 10/06/2025“If you need wine, don’t go milk a cow” -my former manager and his funny analogies 020
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Layoffs at CrowdStrike. I’m safe, but if you’re looking for IR consultants I know a bunch of fucking amazing ones that will be looking for jobs 🫠 23424
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Pretty sure my portable air conditioner is already plotting world domination 🤔 110
Reposted by mutekirand0h @akacki.net · 15/04/2025Holy shit. $1,200 away from the goal. I know it seems like “hey, $26,800 is goddamn miraculous.” And it most certainly is. I cried a little when I checked this morning, but I’d love for him see that 100% green circle. Let’s finish strong. www.gofundme.com/f/aarons-fli...gofundme.comDonate to Aaron’s final flight home, organized by Rachael KreminWe are reaching out to family and friends to help contribute to providing Aaron the best q… Rachael Kremin needs your support for Aaron’s final flight home 084
Reposted by mutekiTib3rius @tib3rius.bsky.social · 15/04/2025BREAKING. From a reliable source. MITRE support for the CVE program is due to expire tomorrow. The attached letter was sent out to CVE Board Members. 35672409
muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Perfect #nocontext but if you do swag for hacking conferences, this might actually make sense 🤣 020