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@muteki.bsky.social
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Cloudy hacker person ☁️🔐🌏🤿🏳️‍🌈 she/her

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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Back to Vegas for this second time this month -- I'll be at Fal.Con starting tomorrow, and giving two talks on Thursday!
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Vegas, I am in you.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
USA right now. (Also, guess where I’m headed?? 😛 Nowhere international unfortunately)
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Blue Team Village @blueteamvillage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sunday at @bsidescharm.bsky.social 11am: I left a management role to be an IC again. Ask me anything. (hexalicious) 12pm: Navigating the Cloud+Identity Minefield (muteki) Come hang the rest of the day 💙 We have swag! 4pm: CTF closes, BTV closes 😢
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Who’s going to BSides Charm? 👀
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Blue Team Village @blueteamvillage.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
See you at @districtcon.bsky.social ! Oh, if you haven’t had a chance to play it yet, we’ll be bringing our CTF 👀
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hope to see you all at DistrictCon! @blueteamvillage.bsky.social will be there 💙
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Perfect soundtrack for this leg of my travel — holiday flights through Miami and Dallas 💀 youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8
youtu.be
ALESTORM - Fucked With An Anchor (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Walked around on Perito Moreno glacier, then the sun came out for photos later 😍 I’m sad to be leaving this beautiful place.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Gonna go see about a glacier today. Last full day in Patagonia 😭 and Argentina… only a short stay in Buenos Aires left 🥺
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Leaving El Chalten on as rainy and windy a day as I arrived to. There were a couple good weather days in between though!
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Nice day for a day hike from El Chalten. Mirador en route to Laguna Capri!
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
A tiny glimpse of mountains as it clears up here in El Chalten. Doggo (certified Good Boi or Gorl) for scale.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Full day of buses to El Calafate from Ushuaia. Starting at 3am. I didn’t NEED to go this way, but it’s showing me a nice slice of normal life across Argentina and Chile.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Back on land tomorrow AM. I’m feeling that good ole con drop, only the “con” is for “continent”, as in the continent of Antarctica 🤔🇦🇶 Bonus view of the South Shetland Islands as we were pulling away.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
NBD, just hanging out in the middle of an active volcano 😛
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Danger sea puppy.
Deceptively cute seal laying on an ice patch floating in Antarctic water. She’s adorable, but she also eats penguins with her sharp little teefies (not pictured).
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I’m turning 40 in Antarctica in less than an hour. Literally never gonna be able to top this.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Antarctica. Fucking magical.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I’M ON A BOAT!!! (to Antarctica)
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
On my flight to Ushuaia I met two other solo travelers who are on my Antarctica cruise! We shared a ride to town and had dinner together 💙 I’d been a bit sad to be spending my bday without any of my friends, but I forgot how fast you can bond with people through traveling. 2 days, 21 hours left!
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Drinking Malbec in Malbec country * Also, Argentina may be known for steak, but I found a nice fish restaurant! * Argentina apparently perfected it, even though it’s a French varietal 😉
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Taking off for Argentina + Antarctica soon! Holy crap it’s really happening 🥹
Open journal with today’s date and pen on top, next to a drink and the corner of the red patterned pouch my journal lives in.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Two weeks until I leave for Argentina/Antarctica 😱
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Last minute costume is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever made 😭
Me wearing a huge box covered in silver sparkly wrapping paper, with printouts that say: AI, input (with arrow), output (with arrow), shitty prompts, base data model, vibe coding, and dubious training data. Input and output are pointing to my hands, which are holding garbage bags.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I just realized that October marks 10 years in IT/cybersecurity 😱 I started as a part time helpdesk/AV support specialist, quickly moved into desktop support, then systems administration at year 3. Meanwhile I got a Master’s in computer science, and switched to cloud security consulting in 2021 💙
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Working my way through my stepmom’s vintage bartenders guide. This one’s the Grapefruit Cocktail.
Cocktail ingredient bottles, with open book in front showing the recipe.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My friends are awesome. That is all. #blueteamcon
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Yup. It’s true. However, @seemsgood.lol is way cooler than me. Have you seen his blazers??
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Just landed in Chicago for Blue Team Con! This is the one where I get to relax instead of running anything 🤣
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I’m watching this documentary about hurricane Katrina on Netflix, and am so enraged at only 20ish minutes in. The absolute fucking incompetence.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Making a cocktail using my stepmom’s family heirloom 😛
An old cocktail guidebook open, next to the ingredients for a Manhattan, with the finished drink on a scale on the left.Cover of Old book “Old Mr. Boston De Luxe Official Bartender’s Guide”.Title pages of book “Old Mr. Boston De Luxe Official Bartender’s Guide”. Last revision (this version) September 1940.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
@blueteamvillage.bsky.social history at #defcon33
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Welp, hit my stand goal 🤔 #defcon33
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
For old time’s sake.
View from Flamingo of the High Roller with the sphere in the background. Las Vegas.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Does anyone have an extra BSides LV badge for sale?
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Amidst the stress of planning for @blueteamvillage.bsky.social at #defcon33 I keep getting reminders of why I do this. Aside from herding cats and putting out fires and making all these annoying little decisions, we reach people — we impact, educate and inspire so many. That’s fucking priceless.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Less than 2 weeks until DEF CON 🤯🤯🤯
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Going to Antarctica in Nov/Dec. I feel the need to bring some fun photo props. So far I’m thinking a Tux beanie for selfies with penguins. Some people bring a flag. Any other ideas?
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Experimenting with hair product a bit. Turns out my hair is surprisingly curly, and with this one, also now smells like honey 🤔🍯
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 19/06/2025
I found @muteki.bsky.social in Seattle!
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
AWS ReInforce may be in my hometown, but I’m not, so I compromised. IYKYK.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
“If you need wine, don’t go milk a cow” -my former manager and his funny analogies
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Layoffs at CrowdStrike. I’m safe, but if you’re looking for IR consultants I know a bunch of fucking amazing ones that will be looking for jobs 🫠
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Pretty sure my portable air conditioner is already plotting world domination 🤔
Portable air conditioner unit that looks straight out of a 90s movie where some AI in an awkward looking box tries to take over the world.
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rand0h @akacki.net · 15/04/2025
Holy shit. $1,200 away from the goal. I know it seems like “hey, $26,800 is goddamn miraculous.” And it most certainly is. I cried a little when I checked this morning, but I’d love for him see that 100% green circle. Let’s finish strong. www.gofundme.com/f/aarons-fli...
gofundme.com
Donate to Aaron’s final flight home, organized by Rachael Kremin
We are reaching out to family and friends to help contribute to providing Aaron the best q… Rachael Kremin needs your support for Aaron’s final flight home
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Tib3rius @tib3rius.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
BREAKING. From a reliable source. MITRE support for the CVE program is due to expire tomorrow. The attached letter was sent out to CVE Board Members.
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muteki @muteki.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Perfect #nocontext but if you do swag for hacking conferences, this might actually make sense 🤣
Screenshot off an email snippet that says “Your mold expires in 90 days.”
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