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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Maybe instead of approving the SpaceX IPO, we make Elon pay to restore the monitoring that DOGE defunded and paved the way for the screw worms return.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Not to victim blame, but if somwone asked me to build a giant, gold statue of Trump, I would tell him to fuck off.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Someone needs to tell Trump that Greenland isn't really as big as it looks on the map.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Say it with me now: OIL COMPANIES ARE NOT GOING TO PRODUCE MORE SO THEY CAN LOWER THE PRICE FOR US AND MAKE LESS PROFIT FOR THEMSELVES. That would be stupid.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ok. I'm genuinely asking. I subscribe to the "Black don't Crack" theory. It has been proven over and over. But I'm watching Stranger Things. All the kids aged significantly, but the two black kids look like they are 40 years old now. Especially the little girl. What's going on?
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Me: Almost exclusively listens to podcasts on Spotify. Current podcast episode ends. Spotify: "I know what you want to listen to...Christmas music!" Me: "No Spotify. Play the next podcast in my queue." Spotify: "Oh, ok." Podcast ends. Spotify: "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock..."
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I wonder how soon Trump will pardon the pipe bomb guy. I mean, he looked like just a tourist to me.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It's not about neutralizing the threat, it's about making sure there are no survivors to tell what happened.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It's weird to me that all of these Crypto Bros freak out when someone mentions Socialism or Communism. I don't think they fully understand the concept of the Blockchain.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I saw a friend post this and I couldn't figure out if they were serious. I honestly think they don't see the irony at all.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Maybe EVERYONE should just wear masks so ICE can't identify anyone.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
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Remember Kevin Willis? @lzrwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Maybe don’t use ice cap melting AI in your “oh no ice caps are melting” article
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I do not know how to express how absolutely insane it is to hear Donald Trump day the words "Treason" and "They tried to steal the election" and he's talking about someone other than himself. We are living in bizarro world.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I can't wait for the day when Elon Lawnmower Man's himself into Grok and goes away forever.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
You know who doesn't seem to want armed ICE agents raiding cities on horseback? The people who live in those cities. Weird.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
“If we didn’t have the National Guard on call and ready, they would rip Los Angeles apart,” Trump said. I think I remember this song. Something about an old woman and a fly.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Waiting to see my first Cybertruck with a bumper sticker that says, "I Bought This Before He Was Kicked Out Of The Fasciest Regime."
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
oh was a run for governor 17-years-old?
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Canceling funding for PBS is absolutely something the Evil Empire would have done.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
If you had said in October that if Trump were elected hed end up purging the NSC at the behest of Laura Loomer and ordering Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to fire the director of the NSA, you’d have been accused of having a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I am proud that I can say, I've never done ANYTHING because Laura Loomer told me to.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
He's doing it on April 2nd, so no one mistakes it for an April Fool's joke. BECAUSE IT'S SO STUPID!!!
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It's like Elon has never run a company before. There is a balance between efficiency and effectiveness. He's just focused on moving as fast as he can regardless of the mistakes.
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
trump: I’m going to protect women women: no thank you trump: I’m gonna do it women: please don’t trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team women: what trump: and brought back andrew tate women: why trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
So the answer is to import eggs. What about the tariffs?
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Seems like the motto of this administration is: "Move fast. Break literally everything. Make yourself rich. Give yourself a tax break. Pardon yourself. Run away."
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The same people upset about paying attention to pronouns are the same people who insist you call them "Sir" or "Ma'am". And god forbid you call one of them "Ma'am" before they are personally comfortable with not being called "Miss".
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
#standuptoallhate Ever hear of thr Paradox of Tolerance?
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I knew Andor Season 2 was coming out this year. I didn't realize it was an immersive experience. Not a fan so far. #trumpispalpatine
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I bet there is a whole new group of people advicating for the separation of church and state after that sermon.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I, for one, am not really cool with Elon doing multiple, very forceful, Nazi salutes on stage today.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Opens TikTok. IMMEDIATELY fed Trump propaganda.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17/01/2025
They obeyed in advance…AGAIN! The Washington Post killed off its "Democracy Dies In Darkness" slogan. New slogan: “Riveting Storytelling for All of America.”
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Ok, Biden. Thank you for the warning and suggestions on what we should do about it. Maybe someone should tell THE PRESIDENT!!! How about an executive order or two?
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Love how Biden said he has kept Trump's team informed about the negotiations. Explains why Trump was able to say what he did to try and take credit before he even took office.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Lol. @unitedhealthcare.sa.com putting out ads with puppies. Y'all are insane.
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Ashli Babbitt was shot for endangering the lives of members of Congress. It wasn’t a peaceful bunch of grandmas. It was a violent insurrection.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Can we stop pretending this is INFLATION and call it what it is, CORPORATE GREED. Your dollar isn't worth less than before. They are just charging you more and keeping the profit.
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Yesterday it was revealed that a real estate pricing software company stole $3 billion a year from renters across America. No one involved in that crime will even meet a single cop, much less this.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/12/2024
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care theonion.com/health-insur...
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care

-The Onion
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 18/12/2024
Anybody that gets a song written about them had sex with the songwriter. For instance, Francis Scott Key probably fucked that flag
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
News Flash: Drones don't need lights. Whoever is doing this either wants people to see them or doesn't care if they are seen. It's not a secret conspiracy.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Another cool thing about Keanu Reeves is that we can all stop pretending Chuck Norris was cool and just transition all of the memes and jokes to John Wick.
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musky-lawn.bsky.social @musky-lawn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Update: They're still weird.
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