Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 22/07/2026@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social x.com/greetinghime...x.commike oxsmol (@greetinghimeros) on Xobsessed with this guy on marketplace selling all of his sitcom style bachelor pad furniture bc his gf is moving in and hates everything 010
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 03/05/2026@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social figured you’d like this flying pig sign today 131
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 07/02/2026@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social should I get all of them or just one 110
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 16/01/2026@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social are we allowed to do the opposite because these are lit as this kids say 120
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 07/12/2025media.tenor.coma football player wearing a blue jersey with the number 17 on itALT: a football player wearing a blue jersey with the number 17 on it 010
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 30/11/2025@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social Why have both when they can be combined 020
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Me: hey, wanna help me solve this mystery Husband (sleep talking): is it about Amelia Earhart 110
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Time to teach myself the roster by playing stupid little mind games like “Justin Cage was an All Wright player”.media.tenor.coma monkey is sitting at a desk using a laptop computerALT: a monkey is sitting at a desk using a laptop computer 120
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Today I learned that when you are on extended hold with Chili’s they start asking trivia questions such as “what food is this?” and then they just starting playing fajita sounds. 010
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 15/10/2025@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social what does this mean and should I buy it 110
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 30/09/2025The good news is my husband retuned home after being gone for eight days and the bad news is that I was designed to live alone. 000
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Probably the biggest fight I’ve ever had with my spouse occurred in college when he tried to teach me euchre and the second was yesterday when he tried to teach me NYT’s Pips. 000
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 21/09/2025my friend had a baby 13 days ago and today her husband asked how to spell the baby’s name 100
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Someone was just spelling something out for me and he said “E as in eyeball” and I just think we can do better than that. 100
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Husband just returned from a work trip during which I had a large tree chopped down from the backyard and painted a room a wildly obscene color without warning him of any thismedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway . 010
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The world is a dumpster fire, so maybe checking some work emails will be a nice distraction. The work emails: 010
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Shoutout to the dude who asked to stop our Zoom inverview to go get some water because I was “making him really nervous” and then left himself unmuted while he went into the next room to complain about me to his mom.media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is saying that he is not even madALT: a man with a mustache is saying that he is not even mad 030
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Me: The very first text that came through was my sister telling me Travis and Taylor are engaged. Husband: Big rock. Me: How did you already see it when we’ve been out of cell service all day? Husband: No, look over there at that big rock. 120
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Found out that if I do not promptly download iOS updates on my work phone that they just….turn it off.media.tenor.coma man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .ALT: a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face . 010
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 06/06/2025last night I saw someone I knew at Costco and told my husband to be discreet because I didn’t feel like talking to them and instead he proceeded to slam his cart into an entire display of Adirondack chairs 010
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Last night my 80 pound dog fell out of bed and made an 80 pound thud while landing on top of my other dog who started growling all whilst I was yelling “ARE YOU OK” and my husband slept through the entire thing. 000
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I have to update a work password to “comply with new standards” and the requirements are already absurd, but “cannot be a word found in any dictionary, thesaurus, or list” is especially neat. 000
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Old lady gripe of the day: I am never going to *watch* your podcast. I stare at screens all day long and I simply want to *listen* to your podcast without requiring the use of my eyeballs. Amen. 130
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 06/05/2025My internet access is blocked on one of my work computers so god willing they are gonna fire me.media.tenor.coma woman in a blue dress is standing in a park with her hands in the air .ALT: a woman in a blue dress is standing in a park with her hands in the air . 110
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I got my hair cut yesterday and my stylist was training a new girl who was fresh out of hair school and she just stood there and silently stared at me the entire appointment.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a fur coat and a headband .ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a fur coat and a headband . 000
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 26/04/2025media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man with the words `` attitude reflects leadership , captain '' .ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words `` attitude reflects leadership , captain '' . 000
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 23/04/2025My stress levels are like 60% work, 20% Xavier basketball, 5% miscellaneous, and 15% driving behind people who don’t know how to use roundabouts. 010
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 16/04/2025if you are a person who answers while someone is in the middle of leaving you a “live voicemail”, just know that you are a psychopath. 100
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I have watched JD Vance drop that trophy about fifty six times and I laugh just as hard every single time. 020
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 14/04/2025It’s just so sad to me that no one else gets the joy of being passive aggressive on a fax cover sheet in the year of our lord 2025. 000
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I have entirely too much anxiety to be watching Paradise. 000
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I think if Xavier ever lost the way Houston just did that I would yeet myself into the Ohio River. 040
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Following your coach to a new school must be so weird like “welp guess we both live in ohio now” 100
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 03/04/2025what if I die in a tornado and my last moments were spent watching the crownmedia.tenor.coma woman in a sequined top is holding a flyer for elmdale collegeALT: a woman in a sequined top is holding a flyer for elmdale college 210
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 02/04/2025yesterday a guy told me about eating peanut butter and psychedelic mushroom sandwiches and I have been craving a peanut butter sandwich (sans drugs) ever since. 010
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 01/04/2025audibly lol’d alone at my desk when he asked why no one ever asks about his mom 000
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 01/04/2025what kind of mental illness do you have because here is mine 010
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I will personally buy a basketball player just so we can have at least one. Who do I contact 110
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I don’t know if it’s because Xavier played an extra game or because this past week and a half has lasted six years, but it seems like we should be further along than the Sweet Sixteen by now. 010
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Don’t gotta worry about NIL funds when you’ve got no players to pay.media.tenor.comTkt Smart GIFALT: Tkt Smart GIF 000
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 27/03/2025a mere seven days ago I was having one of the best nights of my life and I can’t even comprehend everything that has happened since 030
Katlin @muskies34.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Joining a last minute company-wide call and I’m praying I’m getting fired. 120
