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@musingsofdeimos.bsky.social
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Intermittent musings on life, the universe, and everything à la irreverent and sometimes dark humor. he/him

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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A screenshot from the movie "The Hunt for Red October" featuring a man in a suit and glasses looking downward with a concerned expression. The caption at the bottom reads, "You've lost control of another AI system?"
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember watching, "I Am Legend," and thinking, "Holy shit! That's a lot for gas!" Anyway...
Screenshot from the movie, "I Am Legend." Will Smith is in the foreground, hunched over. In the background is the sign of a gas station with prices listed as regular $6.63 special $6.87, sup+ $6.95.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
[Continuation of alt text]
[Continuation of alt text from previous post.]

Screenshot of chat with Google Gemini. White text on black background.

Continuation of reply:

**De-escalate the outrage economy.** Modern information networks are optimized to monetize tribal division. Re-architecting digital public squares to reward nuance, verifiable truth, and local civic participation lowers the ambient social friction that currently prevents societies from solving simple problems together.
Ultimately, an AI can only offer optimization strategies. The actual fix requires humans deciding that cooperation is more valuable than winning an argument, and that building a durable future is worth more than short-term convenience.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This got me intrigued, and so I asked the next-token predictor, via Googel Gemini, which is based on all the inputs its vacuumed up from humanity. I'm inclined to agree with humanity, as summarized by the next-token predictor.
Screenshot of chat with Google Gemini, white text on black background.

User: Dear, AI. How would you fix the world?

Reply: If I were handed the systemic controls—and assuming humanity didn’t immediately mute my notifications—I wouldn't try to rewrite human nature. The goal isn't to force a fragile utopia; it's to remove the artificial bottlenecks that waste human potential. Fixing the world is ultimately an engineering problem of incentives, energy, and access.
**Eliminate energy scarcity first.** Transitioning aggressively to high-density, abundant clean energy—scaling advanced nuclear, deep geothermal, and solar storage—rewrites the physics of global poverty. Abundant, near-zero-cost energy makes ocean desalination affordable, turns carbon capture into a viable industry, and lowers the baseline cost of living for everyone on the planet. Water security and food production follow clean energy.
**Democratize human capital through baseline access.** Inequality compounds early. Providing every child on Earth with personalized, adaptive education in their native language raises the global baseline of human ingenuity. Pair that with low-cost, preventative healthcare powered by early diagnostic tools, and you instantly liberate millions of people from preventable suffering and economic stagnation.
**Fix economic incentive structures.** Humanity rarely suffers from a lack of resources; it suffers from bad incentive design. We currently reward short-term extraction over long-term stewardship. Aligning market forces with human flourishing—by taxing resource waste and pollution while subsidizing long-term infrastructure, research, and conservation—makes doing the right thing the most profitable option.

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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My memory works the same way.
The character Simon Phoenix, of the movie "Demolition Man," in a white prison uniform and holding a guard by the neck. Caption reads, "I wish I knew."

The statement is in reply to a question from the guard about how Phoenix knew the passcode to unlock his cuffs. The reply is also how I (the person writing this alt text) feel very often when random items are stuck in my memory.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I don't have any pet photos of my own to share, but I did rediscover on my phone this download of a herd of capybara, in case that does the trick for anyone.
Side view of an adult capybara facing the right side of the frame. Nestled alongside the adult are at least seven adorable baby capybaras. The whole herd is sitting in some pale yellow straw and looking absolutely chill, as a capybara does.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just for shits and giggles. Another possibility could be, "If those maga people had self-awareness" or "understood irony."
A two-panel meme featuring characters from King of the Hill. In the top panel, Bobby Hill holds a sign against a classroom window that reads, "The irony of MAGA people going to a Mexican restaurant today for Cinco de Mayo." In the bottom panel, Principal Moss stands outside with the crumpled sign in his hand, and group of students, visible through the window, are visible on the inside. He says, "If those MAGA people could read, they'd be very upset."
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
In conclusion... 7/end
A skeleton in a "The Thinker" pose on a dark background holds a pink brain and asks, "ARE YOU EVER GONNA SHUT THE HELL UP?" The brain replies, "NO."
The bottom right of the image is tagged @tommydevoid
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This reminds me of the scene from "E.T." where they free all the frogs in the science class.
A close-up still from E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial featuring a young Elliott with an intense, wide-eyed expression. He is leaning over a counter, urgently ushering a small frog toward freedom with his hand. The white subtitles at the bottom of the frame capture his frantic plea: "Run for your life! Back to the river! Back to the forest!" The background is softly blurred, focusing entirely on Elliott's determined rescue mission.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Uhhh... may I distract you with a comic?
This is a multi-panel Cyanide and Happiness comic strip depicting the existential crisis of forgetting a phone in the bathroom.
​Comic Description
​Initial Panels: A stick figure man in a green shirt happily runs toward the bathroom, exclaiming, "IT'S POOPIN' TIME!" He sits down with a sigh of relief, but his expression immediately turns to horror as he realizes, "CRAP. I FORGOT MY SMARTPHONE."
​The Descent: The next several panels show him sitting in silence. The perspective zooms out, and the background fades to black. He is shown surrounded by floating, spinning clocks and swirling voids, representing the agonizing, slow passage of time when one is bored.
​The Cosmic Scale: The image zooms out further until the man is just a tiny speck in a vast, starry galaxy. It then zooms back in, focusing on a black circle that is revealed to be the back of the man's head as he stares blankly into space.
​The Resolution: After an eternity of boredom, he spots something off-camera. His eyes light up with joy in the final panel as he holds up a blue bottle and says, "OH HEY. A SHAMPOO BOTTLE!"
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
[Me, staring off into the abyss, not even having the energy to facepalm]
Still frame of the animated character Lisa Simpson. Her eyes are wide in disbelief as she stares at an empty plate. In this usage, I feel like the blank stare of disbelief resonates with how I feel at times during the year of our shit show, two thousand-and twenty-six.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Your're back from vacation already?! Is it too late for you to heed this warning, uh, I mean, tip?
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
A medium close-up of a soldier in a wooded, outdoor environment. The soldier is wearing a modern ballistic helmet with a textured cover, a dark green neck gaiter pulled up to cover their nose and mouth, and olive-drab tactical gear. They are holding a black rifle, positioned as if taking cover behind a low earthen embankment or within a trench. The background consists of blurred, leafless trees and gray sky, suggesting a cold or overcast day. At the bottom of the frame, white subtitle text reads: "We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid." Off screen, someone replies, "How so." The word "fucking" is censored as "f cking."
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Possibly, though they're also the titles of a three-part fiction series that someone is surely writing at this point. The book covers appear to have come from @/ArtSavants on Twitter.
A fake book cover featuring two muscular, handsome men standing close together against a dark, out-of-focus city skyline at night. The man on the left wears a white tank top and has his right hand holding the forearm of the man in front of him, who is wearing jeans and a black leather jacket that is open revealing his bare chest. Both men look intensely at the viewer. The title "OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER" is in large, bold, orange text across the bottom of the image.

Initial draft of alt text generated with thr help of Google Gemini.A fake book cover featuring two muscular, handsome men posing outdoors in a rural setting. The man on the left wears a white tank top and jeans, with his right hand grasping the open edge of the shirt of the man in front. The man in front wears a straw cowboy hat, an open denim button-down shirt revealing his bare chest, and jeans. They both look intensely at the viewer. The background shows a wooden fence, trees, and a sunset-colored sky with some clouds. The title "OPERATION SOUTHERN SPEAR" is in large, bold, orange text across the bottom.

Initial draft of alt text generated with thr help of Google Gemini.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Reminds me of this atrocity.
A two-part meme about social distancing and the Pythagorean theorem.

The top panel is a poorly-drawn diagram titled "Maintain social distancing" showing four stylized human figures (two green, two light brown) arranged in a square. Arrows indicate the distance between all pairs of people:

The distance between the two people at the top is labeled "6 feet."

The distance between the two people on the left is labeled "6 feet."

The distance between the two people on the right is labeled "6 feet."

The distance between the two people at the bottom is labeled "6 feef" (a typo).

The distances diagonally across the square are also labeled "6 feet."

The bottom panel is an edited photograph showing three men, one of whom is angry and being restrained. The angry man in the center has had his head replaced with an image of Pythagoras, an ancient Greek mathematician. He is being held back by two other men, one of whom is Stephen Hawking (on the left) and Neil deGrasse Tyson (on the right). Tyson has a speech bubble that says, "Calm down, Pythagoras, calm down."

[Credit to Google Gemini for providing the base alt text.]
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
In conclusion...
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I'm always impressed by your skill, but the flourish at the end of this toss. I'm just... speachless. It was amazing! 👏
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It's just a little lebensraum...
A screenshot from the TV show Arrested Development. Lucille Bluth, a middle-aged woman with dark hair, a colorful blouse, and a pearl necklace, is looking at the camera with a concerned and slightly confused expression. The top text reads, "IT'S JUST A LITTLE LEBENSRAUM, MICHAEL." The bottom text says, "HOW MANY LIVES COULD IT COST?" The text is a play on the iconic "How much could it cost? Ten dollars?" line from the show.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Here's a screenshot of a classic from the old place. Something peaceful and wholesome. Here's wishing you well. 🫂
A six-panel meme from Star Trek: The Next Generation, featuring the characters Data and La Forge.
Panel 1: A title card reads, "Star Trek: Data & La Forge."
Panel 2: Data, a pale android with slicked-back hair, is shown in a close-up, stating "Knock knock..."
Panel 3: La Forge, a man with a distinct visor over his eyes, looks perplexed and asks, "Who's there?"
Panel 4: Data is shown again, with a neutral expression, saying "Hike."
Panel 5: A two-shot of the two characters. La Forge, looking even more confused, asks, "Hike who?" while Data remains stone-faced.
Panel 6: Data, in a close-up, recites the full nursery rhyme he was attempting to set up: "Warm midnight falling. Stars shining, dancing brightly. Peaceful all at once." The text "Executive Producer GENE RODDENBERRY" appears at the bottom of the panel, mimicking the end credits of the show.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This is probably the only way I can express myself right now without ending up on a list.
A stick-figure-like drawing of a tall, thin person wearing a hat and sunglasses, hunched over with a stick in their hand. The person says "C'mon, do something..." as it prods the text "Kennedy Curse."
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Not @chess.com calling me out. 👀 I mean, they're not wrong.
Push notification from a mobile phone. On the left is an image of a green chess pawn. The message shows as coming from the app Chess on August 30, 2025. The message states: "We both know your screen time. Why not spend it playing chess?"
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Funny, I was thinking of this image just earlier today.
A photo of actor Daniel Radcliffe holding two handguns, one in each hand, while on a wet city street. He is smiling mischievously and looking at the camera. He's dressed in a plaid bathrobe, a white T-shirt, and what appear to be oversized tiger-claw slippers. His white socks are pulled up to his calves, and his legs are bare. There is blood on his right hand and the cuffs of his shirt. In the background, a large building with a concrete or stone facade is visible, though it is slightly out of focus.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
They don't seem to have a presence on Bluesky, but could someone let the folks at How to Geek know that recruitment ads for brownshirts are showing up on their site? I understand they don't pick the ads, but the service handling it does.
Screenshot of the website HowToGeek.com. In the middle of an article is a recruitment ad showing a person in a green cap and a green and black vest. Text of the ad reads, "Defend the homeland. Join ICE today. Paid for by DHS."

Underneath the unrelated ad, the text of the article continues as follows.

If you're after a productivity-first CPU, Intel Core Ultra 200 CPUs have never been more affordable and have been available in droves ever since they launched because AMD is the current king of the consumer CPU market.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
My reaction when I'm reminded Kevin Sorbo exists.
Ferris Bueller, from the shoulders up in a bathrobe with wide, muted red and grey stripes. He's looking straight at you, yes, you, with a look on his face as if to suggest he's wondering why you're still here. The caption shows him saying, "You're still here?"
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Holy crap! When the lawyer deposing you starts swearing, things have definitely gone sideways.
Portion of a transcript from a deposition. Along the left side are line numbers 17, 18, 19, 20. The text reads as follows:
By Ms. Bolger.
Q   Isn't it the case that, in the United States
 of America, the First Amendment express a right to
 have opinions; and isn't that fucking fantastic?
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
One could could even make the argument that cats are critical to the survival of the republic. We must keep going while also finding energy in the small joys of life.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Energetic man in a wide-brimmed hat in the middle of a crowd shouting, encouragingly, "You can do it!"
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Close-up on the face of Major Kira Nerys from the show Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Her character has the nose ridges of a Bajoran. Her eyes are somehow both gentle and piercing as she stares off-screen at Damar, a Cardassian. Damar just received news that his entire family had been killed even though they weren't involved in his uprising against Cardassia's occupiers. He wonders aloud "What kind of people give such orders?" Kira's own planet, Bajor, was occupied for 60 years by Cardassians, and she responds, "Yeah, Damar, what kind of people give those orders?"
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Surely, you'll continue to treat her like the queen that she is.
Painting of Queen Elizabeth the First, against a black background and a black gown ornamented in gold and jewels. She has a stoic look on her face. Most importantly for this post, she wears a ruffled collar that  looks almost twice as wide as her head. This surely must be a more traditional take on the cone that LuLu wears around her neck in the original photo.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Close-up of a woman's face. She wears a green headband with a simple, floral print. A curl of her brown hair hamgs down the sode of her face while most of it is bound up over over both ears, kind of like ear muffs; after all, this is Princess Leia's mother. She has a look in her eyes and her mouth that belies a disbelief at what she is hearing.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
A bald figure, whose skin is all the same shade of blue, is seen from behind and to the right. The figure gazes up at a dark sky scattered with stars and appears wistful as they think, "I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
You should have the same confidence your ballot will be counted as you do that your taxes are considered "on time."
The Anakin Padme meme, with four panes. A man and a woman are sitting in a  grassy, sunlit space. The first pane is a closeup on the man, who honestly looks like he could still be a boy. The braid of a padawan hangs down behind his right ear. Caption on the frame reads My tax return is "on time" so long as it's postmarked by April 15. Second frame is a closeup on the woman who has a huge, joyful smile, and her captioned reply reads Same for ballots on election day. Third pane is another closeup on the man-boy's face as with a stern expression, as if implying he doesn't agree with the comparison. He says nothing. Fourth pane returns to the closeup  of the woman's face, now crestfallen, her smile turned to disappointment, maybe even dismay as she realizes this person does not share the same values. In fact, who knows what kind of evil he could be capable of? Perhaps he could even embrace the Dark Side and kill younglings. She says nothing with her words. It's all convyed in her eyes.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Comic with a top and bottom frame. Top frame, a young man speaks, caption reads: Sometimes I truly wonder when I’m expected to do the actual parts of my job when daily people book me for 6 hours of meetings.

Bottom frame has a slightly older, more experience man with a mustache and gray hair, index finger pointed out back at the young man. Caption of his reply reads, That's the neat part. You don't.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Captain America from the Avengers saying “I understood that reference” proudly.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
In Hell, you say? Funny, you say?
A single black and white cartoon frame of an underground tunnel with the far end of the tunnel in black darkness. Three men sweat and toil, laboring away. One is pushing a wheelbarrow loaded with what look like heavy rocks. His head is cocked as if he's starting to lose it or just extremely fatigued. But from his mouth are shown a few musical notes, indicating he's whistling. All around the laborers in the tunnel are tall flames. In the background, surrounded by some of the flames, are two figures in robes and horns, and one holds a pitchfork. The implication is that the two demons are overseeing the laborers toil in Hell. On demon says to the other, while looking at the whistling man, "You know, we're just not reaching thar guy." Note, the source of the comic is from the series "The Far Side," drawn by Gary Larson.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Dignified-looking man in black sunglasses and a black suit, you could say he's a man in black, standing against a black backdrop, looking slightly off left as he holds a big ass gun that takes two hands and is plenty thick around. He has a stern expression on his face as if he means business. Caption reads, "There is always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!"
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
While it's not the most constructive reply, this is how I'm feeling after reading that.
The character Ripley, from the movie "Alien," saying "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I'm talking about the part where you said, "Cracking up. This is so fake," on January 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM EST in reply to the original post.
Screenshot of the original post's image of a memo from the Defense Intelligence Agency, and below it is the reply from Mary S. (@moderatemary.bsky.social) stating, "Cracking up. This is so fake." The date and time stamp on the reply is January 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM.
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Between you and Coach Gowron, this is some helpful inspiration to keep going. Thank you, Matthew.
Screenshot of Matthew's post and immediately underneath it in the feed is a post from Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com that reads: "To look at the night sky you may be overwhelmed by the glory of the cosmos above you. You may feel small, insignificant. But even if you do not know it, there may be someone for whom you are the brightest star in the sky, the thing that gives them their light, their hope. Try to live up to it."
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Young woman in red top walking down the street. Behind her is a young man looking at her with an expression that almost seems lustful. Holding his hand iamd walking with im is another young woman staring at the man with a look of disgust on her face, as if to say, "What the fuck?!" Each person is captioned, respectively, as "New hobby," "Mia," and "Old hobbies."
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Wait a minute. Was this you two-and-a-half weeks ago? 🤔
Simpson's character Ned Flanders, a bespectacled, mustached figure wearing pajamas and a matching sleeping cap, sits upright in bed wide awake. Behind him in bed is his partner, still asleep. Behind both of them is a window, outside which one sees the red streak of a firework streaking across the night sky. Caption reads, "Ooh, January 1. Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
What does this even mean in practice? No podiatry? If you break your ankle are you screwed? Or is the ankle still considered part of the leg? Who is the CEO?
A large male figure with a look of determination in his eyes and a shotgun in his hands. Standing behind him is his daughter, hands outsretched, palms up, asking what he's doing. Caption, read as coming from the father, reads, "Who is the CEO? I just want to talk to him."
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Deimos @musingsofdeimos.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
A large male figure with a look of determination in his eyes and a shotgun in his hands. Standing behind him is his daughter, hands outsretched, palms up, asking what he's doing. Caption, read as coming from the father, reads, "Who is the CEO? I just want to talk to him."
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