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Goatmonster9000

@musicalism.bsky.social
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Goatmonster is only a slur if you let it be Ex-mezzo opera singer, writer, editor, bad gardener. she/her, 30 This account primarily used for normie-posting

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NPR @npr.org · 18/03/2026
A federal judge has ordered more than a thousand Voice of America staffers back to work by Monday. It's a major defeat for the Trump administration's effort to cut the news outlet to the bones. n.pr/3NJLNco
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Judge orders 1,000 Voice of America staffers back to work in rebuke to Kari Lake
A federal judge has ordered more than a thousand Voice of America staffers back to work by Monday. It's a major defeat for the Trump administration's effort to cut the news outlet to the bones.
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Still thinking about the two 7th graders who sang at a thing I was adjudicating and their "fun" fact about the song they were performing "It was written in the late 1900s! 😃😃" Song was copyright 1997.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is hanging up laundry, while singing Cherubino's aria from the opera The Wedding of Figaro.

 Blue peeks from behind a bedsheet, startling Green badly enough to prompt Green to shoot straight up through the ceiling.
Blue: You sing when you do laundry by yourself?
Green: Iaaah!

Taken aback, Blue looks apologetically up to the ceiling.
Blue: I didn't mean to startle you.
Green: It's okay.
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Okay Tumblr may have finally scared everyone off by physically breaking the site. How the Fuck does the fediverse work
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Hmm So John Hughes and John Waters are different people Reevaluating my understanding of a bunch of movies I haven't watched
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/11/2025
This is the technological equivalent of not being able to get your house insured in Florida, and for similar reasons. share.google/SOpWK172vQx5...
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Insurers retreat from AI cover as risk of multibillion-dollar claims mounts
AIG, Great American and WR Berkley seek permission to limit liability from AI agents and chatbots
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It seems @js126.bsky.social would appreciate if I would share relevant information before asking questions. Such as: "There's a single mouse in the garage," not just "how do you catch and release mice" Or "The lawnmower is on fire in the driveway," not just "so how do you put out a lawnmower fire."
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I am unstoppable, indomitable, the best that has ever done it (in fantasy football)
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
"gee, how'd you get so good at ladder stitch and sewing weird fabrics by hand??" Well you see my dogs get emotionally attached to their toys. But they also like to surgically disembowel their toys. Anyway I repaired four disassembled dog toys today
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Are the Cleveland browns uniforms supposed to look like tootsie roll wrappers
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The nerf ball gun is a magic trick but only to Zag and only because he's stupid
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I do not care about my fantasy football team I do not care about my fantasy football team I do not care about my fantasy football team (<-- lying)
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
No one can convince me Jason Kelce and Ryan Fitzpatrick aren't the same guy
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The Cardinals defense has 21 points in fantasy football as I write this If the Panthers fucking up wins me my matchup this week what do I even do
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Jesus christ Josh Allen is 28% of my total fantasy points
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
💜💜💜
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Sorry to sports-post but I have beef with both Texas football teams (do not @ me if there are more than 2 I do not care) The Texans should not have a longhorn cow as their logo. The Cowboys should not have the Lonestar as their logo.
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Bad drawing of the day
Bad digital sketch of the front of a car with a dog excitedly sticking its head out the sunroof
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Bad drawing of the day
The words "WOMP womp" written in bad gothic calligraphy
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shadecho @shadecho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Neil banging out the tunes #art
Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
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jakepin.bsky.social @jakepin.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Folks, this is the time for constant contact with your representatives at all levels of government, and there is no easier way to do that than @resist.bot. Consider joining with a Premium membership. #resist
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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K_Duffles 🤡 @kduffles.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Magic isn't real?? Well ok then explain this: #AGDQ2025
Drawing of Sent "The Prize Wizard" holding a golden staff and summoning a wall of swirling flames against the dark night sky. Fantasy-styled text reads "LEGEND OF PRIZE WIZARD". A powerful magical aura surrounds everything.
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I'm so happy for all the #agdq25 folks who are getting promotions and stuff, they absolutely deserve it, but I am going to miss seeing their faces on the couches this summer, who shall be the prize wizard now
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The Red Cross has family reunification assistance available. If you're missing a family member due to the #LAfires, please fill out the form here www.redcross.org/get-help/dis... or call (800) 675-5799
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California Wildfires Reunification
If you need assistance locating or connecting with a loved one in California because of the wildfires the Red Cross may be able to help.
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
@jsimpson126.bsky.social has #agdq25 going in the living room, and Sent the Prize Wizard has made my night as usual
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
So one of my students (11 year old goth of indeterminate gender, very cool) absolutely laid me out earlier today. And I quote: "I love old bands, y'know, like Evanescence!" And: "Will the song be on youtube? I only listened to it on my mom's retro CD player"
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Nikki Giovanni has left us. 1943-2024
ALLOWABLES

I killed a spider
Not a murderous brown recluse
Nor even a black widow
And if the truth were told this 
Was only a small
Sort of papery spider
Who should have run
When I picked up the book
But she didnt
And she scared me 
And I smashed her

I don't think 
I'm allowed

To kill something

Because I am 

FrightenedA DRUNKEN PHONE CALL

A drunken phone call 
From a middle-aged woman
In the middle of the night
After SportsCenter 
Reminds me
That life is short 
And cold
And mean
And maybe I should 
Have called you
Like I said
I would
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
"do not purity test Luigi Mangione!" Lol. Lmao, even.
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Aaron Rogers lost again. That’s a shame.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/12/2024
Every conservative columnist right now.
The image features a cropped screenshot of an article headline, authored by Alice Thomson, titled "Don’t replace the culture war with class war." Below the headline, a crying man meme is superimposed with text saying:

"Bro please don’t worry about why you pay more in taxes than billionaires. Worry about the War on Christmas & The Trans Agenda. Please bro. Stay distracted bro."
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Brooke T. Sample @brookesample.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
It's a good day to be a New Jerseyan. PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
... I believe my dog has learned a sub-optimal way to request getting put in his kennel. (Kennel is currently behind a baby gate so the new puppy can't eat his bedding.)
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Dan Nguyen @dancow.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
You’re laughing. 5000+ NYPD cops have been working overtime to find a backpack full of Monopoly money and you’re laughing?
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This is the whitest wedding I have ever been to and I am from the ass end of Wisconsin. Dancefloor looks the 70th reunion if a 1950s school sockhop.
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
MONTRÉAL WINS #PWHL
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S.C. Kaplan @medievallitura.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I adore this, what a fun way to show how much fabric is involved!
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hello craftsky, here is my first completed sewing project on my sewing machine. It was supposed to be a bog standard rectangular heat pack made by folding a fat quarter of quilting cotton in half. It is not.
A definitively not-rectangular heat pack being held up by the corners. It's more of a bowtie shape.
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I need Saquon Barkley to chill please
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erinly.bsky.social @erinly.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Finished! It wasn’t hard to do, just hard to find time. Close up of the fine details. (Hehe) #embroidery #ThisIsFine
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Made frozen pumpkin cubes for Mel to settle her stomach. Zag wanted in, so I gave him one. He swallowed it whole, then threw it back up along with his breakfast. Ahhh, irony.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 15/11/2024
this is one of the single best pieces i've read since the election, and the really important part is even less about the dooming and more about the recognition that most of what trump says he will do is actually very, very hard to do
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The Most Pernicious Anticipatory Obedience Hides in Plain Sight
In the waning days of the 2024 presidential campaign, Amazon mogul Jeff Bezos became the target of widespread and deserved disgust for nixing The Washington Post’s policy of endorsing presidential…
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Turns out the euphoria of a cancelled class still exists when you're the teacher.
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Goatmonster9000 @musicalism.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hmm so there is a cultural difference between here and my social media of origin. Not a single person has posted half a picture of celebrating crabs or party balloons regarding the PragerU guy's hospitalization here.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Well I'm fucked.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 08/11/2024
im just a shark
illustration of a shark working on a laptop. Second image is them crying on their desk 

Text: "Why do cute people (me) have to suffer so much"
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