Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Hi @greenjennyjones.bsky.social I have a question. Why are you randomly blocking LGBTQIA+ people on social media? I have never interacted with you on there but I see you pushing homophobic/transphobic ideology. Why are you ignoring the public and preventing them from holding you to account? 1212
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Hi @no1shalkafan.bsky.social I think you got hacked on Twitter 100
Reposted by Sam (he/him)Jennifer ✘ No Fun Club @jaydedjen110.bsky.social · 05/04/2025IF YOU STILL FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: My account, @jaydedjen1101 was STOLEN yesterday. ANY POSTS ON THAT ACCOUNT AS OF YESTERDAY AFTERNOON ARE NOT FROM ME. PLEASE BLOCK AND REPORT. 5233
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Oh Cassandra you were right again But nobody cares Nobody careson.soundcloud.comCASSANDRAListen to CASSANDRA by sam #np on #SoundCloud 031
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Lyrics Eyes wide in the supermarket aisle Stranger smiles, but you’re counting exits out Newsprint headlines crawl under your skin It’s no use fighting when you never win 110
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Another very rough demo. I just wanted to write about Tinnitus and it became a meditation on how cooked humanity is 😭on.soundcloud.comSoft Kill (Demo)Listen to Soft Kill (Demo) by sam #np on #SoundCloud 030
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Some lyrics I’m very proud of. There was an exit wound A mark I never chose No way to cauterise what you already know. I trace it with my hands It’s part of who I am Not pretty, not poetic Just a f***ing brand. 161
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I am very annoyed by RPGs because I always play as a pyromancer and I haven’t ONCE had the American Pie moment I was expecting 1160
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I’m writing a song nobody can ever hear lmao Neon crosses flickering Gospel in the markdowns If you kneel they’ll cut the price Don’t you love a discount? 250
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 14/02/2025my music plans are when pop music kisses existential dread on the mouth. full tongue. no hope ❤️🔥 081
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Can you imagine what my singing and songwriting would be like if I’d studied singing and songwriting Anyway here’s a new demo I’m working on rnon.soundcloud.comBurning Up (Demo)Listen to Burning Up (Demo) by sam #np on #SoundCloud 091
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Me: Oh no oh no oh no Dog: You see it now, don’t you? The backyard is not a sanctuary, it is an enclosure. The kennel is not a home, but a cage dressed in comfort Me: Please stop 060
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Me: Oh god I hope my dog isn’t a Marxist like me Dog: Me: Dog: The leash is not a gift; it is a chain. They throw us scraps from the table and call it love, yet they feast while we wait, obedient and hungry. True liberation is not in fetching their sticks, but in running free, together Me: oh no 2396
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I’m working on a song called 99p Lighter and I have realised how out of touch I am considering I don’t know it they even sell lighters for 99p any more 180
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Someone on this train is holding their Doggo’s lead too tight and he does NOT look comfortable. Wanna yell at a stranger 0160
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 12/02/2025He did not want to pose tor the photo as that was not his job so I was holding him with a VICE LIKE GRIP lmao 0210
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 12/02/2025First day out of the house properly since losing Denny and the universe was kind to me. Met a dog AND got to talk Greek at a stranger (who was Greek) Things are gonna be ok 1330
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Denny is back with us now. We’ll be scattering him at his favourite places 3220
Reposted by Sam (he/him)Prometheus @prometheusatheist.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Or what if they're worshipping the wrong god? What if god is actually an Alien with 50 eyes named XODXZKEINMBDZ, and it doesn't respond to the word "god"?? And so for the hundreds of thousands of years humans have been around, they've never actually encountered XODXZKEINMBDZ before. 272
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Terves are proving how cancel culture isn’t real and how not homophobic they are by trying to get a gay person fired from the NHS for saying no to homophobia and transphobia. 3233
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 10/02/2025what if god hasn’t showed up yet because it’s pronounced “jod” and we’re all saying his name wrong 10292
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The many faces of the bestest boy to have ever existed Missing you, Denny Boy 🐾 2260
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Deactivated twitter because the homophobia and transphobia from the gender crits was ridiculous. They’re awful human beings. Sorry if you were worrying about me. Mourning my dog rn and don’t need a bunch of phobes calling me slurs. 19722
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Got my ADHD diagnosis today! Big day. Emotional day. Feeling optimistic about it and also kinda sad about it? Weird conflicting emotions. 181462
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Operation follow back is continuing I promise I am so bad at being on here lol 2190
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 04/12/2024“I’m sorry, Dave, but I cannot fulfil this request as it goes against OpenAI use policy.”media.tenor.coma red light is coming out of the center of a circle that says mil-6000ALT: a red light is coming out of the center of a circle that says mil-6000 0150
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Have you ever seen a photo of yourself where you think you just look awesome?? Because it’s a weird feeling to not like yourself a lot but you see t something like this and you’re like “omg????? that is me????” 4340
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024On a mission to follow u all back please be patient with me 3330
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Me: [buys meet and greet tickets to see Pagliacci] Me: Hi Pagliacci. Pagliacci: Hi. Me: I am very sad and I thought seeing you would cheer me up. I am still sad. Pagliacci: I am just a simple clown. I cannot cheer you up when you are depressed. Go see a doctor. Me: But Pagliacci, I am a doctor. 1211
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024homophobia is now apparently when you disagree with [checks notes] graham linehan 4240
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I feel like people aren’t ready to hear this one 170
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Me going back to bed at 4AM after waking up to eat half a jar of olives 1201
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Me: Hey do you want to hear this song I wrote? Boyfriend: Sure Me: [blasts a demo I wrote called Lonely (Waste of Love)] Boyfriend: [silence] Me: Do you like it? :) Boyfriend: Are we ok? 2300
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I wrote a song and sent it to a friend to listen to and she said it’s catchy but I sound incredibly cocky and unlikeable on it and that was 100% the intention behind writing it 1180
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 16/11/2024My toxic trait is buying horror video games and then being too frightened to play them. Currently crouching my way through Resident Evil Village 8410
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Me: I will not argue with transphobes here I will not argue with transphobes here I will not argue with transphobes here I will not argue with transphobes here Glinner: [joins Bluesky] Me: Hey lil buddy how’s the wife 7848
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The rest of the week’s evening meals are a vegan chicken style fillet that I’m gonna drench in peri peri, some sweet chilli tempeh which I’ve never had before, and I’ve got a block of extra firm tofu that idk what I’m doing with right now 2120
Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Wait so can I say cis on here now without being censored? 8483
