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@murphospeaks.com
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Served my country in the Silent Service. Now I drop truth bombs loudly on Bluesky. The bodies are buried on Medium.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 12/09/2025
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 11/09/2025
Yup. That was the end for me as well. So this move is not surprising at all. Traditional media is dead and buried.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 11/09/2025
Appreciate the sentiment. Tell it to the right wingers. I abhor violence but I'm not a freaking doormat. Do you see what's happening? "Radical left democrats" are now the cause of EVERYTHING. Just ignore the Republican rhetoric. Not exactly "descalating" behavior, is it?
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 11/09/2025
It's been more than 24 hours, so this is not a knee-jerk response. I agree, nobody should 'celebrate' this. I will never celebrate the death of any human being. I won't mourn his death either, anymore than I mourn a random obit in the newspaper. 1/6 #utah
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 06/09/2025
"Appears to" #Chicago #Trump #fascism
Screenshot of a CBS News report stating that Donald Trump "appears to" be threatening to invade Chicago.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 16/05/2025
1/5 Kristi Noem wants to give migrants a shot at citizenship... By putting them in a reality show. The American: because "Wheel of Deportation" was too subtle. Cross the border, complete the obstacle course, maybe win a green card. Welcome to fascism's pilot episode.
A protest poster in a gritty black-and-beige style features Kristi Noem illustrated wearing a straw cowboy hat and chewing on a piece of hay, evoking a yokel caricature. Her expression is tense and slightly confused. Bold, distressed text above and below her reads: “WELCOME TO FASCISM’S PILOT EPISODE.” The overall design mimics vintage propaganda with a sarcastic, mocking tone.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 14/05/2025
Thank you! We've got too much in front of us right now to spend a minute worrying about the next presidential cycle. We've got a machine to build and it ain't just about one job.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 14/05/2025
🚨🚨🚨 1/5 Trump’s regime branded Mexican cartels as terrorist groups. Then they turned around and escorted 17 family members of a cartel prince into the U.S. Congrats, folks! We're now Uber Black for narco royalty. But sure, let’s keep screaming about “open borders.”
A dark, dystopian digital image shows a middle-aged Latina woman in a black hoodie walking down a narrow red carpet flanked by four heavily armed, masked U.S. Border Patrol agents in tactical gear. The setting is a dimly lit, foggy border checkpoint with chain-link fences and overhead lights. Large bold text at the top reads, "RED CARPET ENTRY FOR NARCO ROYALTY." The woman looks serious and determined, emphasizing the twisted contrast between elite treatment and the militarized environment. A small watermark in the bottom right corner reads "MURPHO SPEAKS."
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 13/05/2025
So, *this* is what finally made @thedemcoalition.bsky.social go "hmm...this guy seems sus." Not disappearing people, not tariffs. Not criming day in and day out. Nope. A $400M golden palace in the sky. I'm sure Chuck Schumer is whipping up some angry letters right now! We're fucking doomed.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 13/05/2025
1/5 Trump just called the EU “nastier than China.” Because nothing says “stable genius” like launching a trade war against your own allies while cozying up to authoritarian regimes. America First? More like America Alone.
A gritty, dystopian image split down the middle. On the left, labeled “NASTY EUROPE,” a hooded figure in a tattered black cloak with the EU stars on the back stands in the rain before a crumbling neoclassical building, evoking menace and decay. On the right, labeled “NICE CHINA,” a Chinese military officer in full uniform and gas mask stares directly at the viewer, backlit by a muted red Chinese flag draped over a brutalist structure. The contrast satirizes Trump's backwards worldview, where allies are enemies and authoritarian regimes are friends.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 13/05/2025
“I spent $400 at the store and they didn’t buy ANYTHING from me. UNFAIR!” - Donald J. Trump, if he ran U.S. trade policy like a toddler with a receipt. That’s what a “trade deficit” is, genius. You pay for goods. You get the goods. It’s not a scam. It’s called buying stuff. #TradeDeficitTantrum
Donald Trump stands at a grocery store checkout counter, mid-tantrum, with a furious expression and mouth wide open as if yelling. He’s in a navy suit and red tie, surrounded by common grocery items—milk, bread, peanut butter, corn flakes, and a pineapple. Bold red text in the corner screams “UNFAIR!” capturing the absurdity of him apparently raging over a basic purchase like it’s a geopolitical insult.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 10/05/2025
1/8 🚨 ICE agents ASSAULTED Congress members 🚔 And ARRESTED Newark Mayor Ras Baraka—yes, the sitting mayor— during a lawful oversight visit. He’s out now. But that’s not the win you think it is.
A dark, dystopian digital illustration features Stephen Miller in the foreground with a cold, stern expression. Behind him looms the Delaney Hall detention facility, surrounded by barbed wire and shadowy figures in silhouette. The sky is a deep, ominous red. Bold, beige text reads:
“WE’RE LOOKING AT SUSPENDING HABEAS CORPUS”
and below, in larger font:
“WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?”
In the bottom right corner, the red MurphoSpeaks logo is visible. The overall tone is menacing, authoritarian, and provocative.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 08/05/2025
1/5 Kash Patel, Trump lackey turned FBI director, is now allergic to accountability. Sen. Merkley asked why he won’t investigate mass due process violations. Patel: “Not my job.” Buddy, your entire job is law enforcement. Not cosplay. #KashPatel #Authoritarianism
A grainy, black-and-white image shows the silhouetted figure of a man in a suit—presumably Kash Patel—testifying before a microphone. His right hand is raised slightly in a gesturing motion. Bold white text dominates the right side of the image, reading:
“NOT FOR ME TO CALL BALLS AND STRIKES” ISN’T NEUTRAL—IT’S COMPLICITY.
In the bottom right corner, in red text, it says "MURPHOSPEAKS" with a speaker icon.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/05/2025
MERKLEY: Are you gonna launch an investigation of the reported violation of the due process of several hundred people? P: It is not for me to call the balls & strikes M: You haven't read the Constitution? It says 'all persons'...it concerns me you're not familiar w/the core concept of due process
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 08/05/2025
🚨 Newark Airport is a disaster zone. Flights delayed, canceled, or vanished into the ether. Why? A 90-second blackout, outdated tech, and a skeleton crew. But sure, let's blame Biden. Because Trump never met a mirror he liked. 🪞✈️
A digitally manipulated image shows a commercial airplane engulfed in flames, appearing to crash directly above the U.S. Capitol building at dusk. The sky is dark and stormy, filled with thick black smoke and glowing embers trailing from the aircraft. The Capitol is dramatically lit, its windows glowing with an eerie orange hue that reflects in the still water of the reflecting pool. Bold white text at the top reads, “I’M GOOD, THANKS,” adding a layer of snarky refusal amid the chaos.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 08/05/2025
1/5 🚨 The Supreme Court just gave Trump the green light to erase 15,000+ trans troops. 🪖 This isn't about "readiness." ⚠️ It's about raw, institutionalized hate. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #MilitaryEquality
A dark navy blue graphic features the shadowy façade of the U.S. Supreme Court building in the background. In the foreground stands a saluting soldier whose silhouette is filled with the colors of the transgender pride flag (light blue, pink, white). Bold text at the bottom reads: “15,000+ TRANS TROOPS ERASED BY DECREE.” The image conveys the erasure of transgender service members following a Supreme Court decision upholding Trump's military ban.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 07/05/2025
THREAD “Was the President Lying?” The Kilmar case just hit federal court - and Judge Boasberg isn’t playing. 🧑‍⚖️ Here’s what went down. 🧵👇
A dark blue poster with faint vertical gradients and soft spotlighting shows a silhouetted federal judge seated at a high bench. Bold white headline text in the center reads:
“Was the President Lying?”
The atmosphere evokes tension and scrutiny, suggesting high-stakes courtroom drama. The MurphoSpeaks branding is in the bottom right corner.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 07/05/2025
[0/5] She screams at the door While freedom bleeds in the street. “Pick me!” Nancy begs. 📍A Murpho Speaks haiku.
A parody graphic styled like a haiku poster. It shows an image depicting South Carolina congresswoman Nancy Mace angrily yelling, her face twisted in frustration. To the left, the text reads:

    She screams at the door
    While freedom bleeds in the street.
    “Pick me!” Nancy begs.

The lower corner is labeled “Murpho Speaks.” The tone is mocking, satirical, and critical of performative politics.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 06/05/2025
Great look for congressional "leadership" right there. Nothing says "I've got your six" more clearly than jabbing your finger at a disabled veteran while repeatedly lying to his face. Having his thugs intervene tho? 👨‍🍳😘 Lying liars who lie. #TrumpHatesVeterans #MurphoSpeaks
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 05/05/2025
🎬 [1/5] Coming soon to a ruined theater near you: “MINISTRY OF PROPAGANDA” - starring Stephen Miller as Joseph Goebbels. Presented by: The Trump Regime™ In glorious black & white. 🧵👇
a chilling, vintage-style movie poster titled “MINISTRY OF PROPAGANDA", featuring Stephen Miller as the Minister of Propaganda, set in a crumbling post-apocalyptic Hollywood backdrop.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 05/05/2025
🧵 [1/5] 👑Trump wants to REOPEN ALCATRAZ 🧱 Not as a museum. Not as a park. But as a detention island for so-called “dregs of society.” No plan. No Congress. No Constitution. Just fascist vibes and brand strategy. 👇
A dystopian image showing the silhouette of Donald Trump wearing a bright red king’s crown, standing at sunset as he gazes across the bay at Alcatraz Island. Above the prison floats a fictional seal labeled “Sovereign Control Zone – SCZ-Alcatraz,” featuring a stylized eagle. The mood is dark and ominous, symbolizing unchecked power and creeping authoritarianism.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 04/05/2025
[1/5] On Sunday, Kristen Welker asked Trump if he has to uphold the Constitution. His response: “I don’t know.” That should’ve ended the interview. Hell, it should’ve ended everything.
Donald Trump stands shrugging with a smug expression, wearing a bright red crown resembling a royal MAGA king. Bold white text across the image reads “I DON’T KNOW…”—his response when asked if he’s obligated to uphold the Constitution. The bottom right corner is stamped with the Murpho Speaks logo, marking the image as part of a political commentary series.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 04/05/2025
You already know what this account is for. But you might not know where I’m from. This is where it started - the place, the message, the warning. 📖 Volume I: Where I’m From #HellIsReal #veterans #religion #atheism #ruralvoters #VeteransAgainstFascism #Authoritarianism #MurphoSpeaks 👇
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 03/05/2025
Again... My image is better. #FuckThisGuy bsky.app/profile/murp...
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 03/05/2025
🧵 THREAD 1/4 This is where I’m from. That billboard? It’s real. Stands off I-71 in Ohio. I drove past it hundreds of times as a kid. It used to feel absurd. Now it feels like prophecy. It’s not just a sign. It’s a warning. And it’s playing out in real time.👇
A sunset-lit photo of the infamous "HELL IS REAL" billboard off I-71 in Ohio, reimagined with a military parade unfolding behind it and a dark silhouette of Donald Trump overseeing it from the horizon.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 03/05/2025
I tried to tell you... this dude is dangerous. Plus my image is better.
Donald Trump cosplays as the Pope.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 02/05/2025
This 🤡 can't help himself. Marketing genius my ass. Gulf War vet here. Does Feb 28 become "Veterans Day for The Gulf War"? This peace time thing tho. Does EVERY day become "Veterans Day for those who weren't lucky enough to fight in a stupid war but were discharged on May 2"? That sucks 😂
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 01/05/2025
This isn't deportation. These are American kids. Call it by its name. KIDNAPPING. In plain sight.
Dystopian graphic states "this isn't deportation. These are American kids. Call it by its name. KIDNAPPING. In plain sight.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 01/05/2025
This isn't deportation. These are American kids. Call it by its name. KIDNAPPING. In plain sight.
Dystopian graphic states "this isn't deportation. These are American kids. Call it by its name. KIDNAPPING. In plain sight "
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 30/04/2025
A headline from a mainstream news outlet in the United States of America. We are so fucked.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 30/04/2025
This guy is a absolute fucking idiot. I guarantee that it has nothing to do with fluoride.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 30/04/2025
Oh, Jack. You just have to *believe* harder. #DearLeader would never lie to us.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 30/04/2025
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 30/04/2025
💯 I don't care where it takes place, tbh. Symbolism is nice, but all that matters is these bastards need to be held to account. Every single one of them. "Just following orders" is not a valid excuse.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 30/04/2025
This fucking clown is pushing a journalist to "just say it." #Fascism on live TV. Watching Grampa ramble might be funny if people weren't dying because of him. Meanwhile, #Kilmar is *still* falsely imprisoned at CECOT. What are we doing? Just gonna leave him there to rot, I guess?
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 30/04/2025
🧵 MAGAnomics 201: Blame Everyone But Yourself 💸 Empty shelves 💵 $97 groceries ↗️Exploding prices But Scott Bessent says: “The tariffs are a net positive.” Yeah. Okay.
A political graphic featuring a crumpled grocery receipt on the left, listing inflated prices for basic items: eggs ($17.99), milk ($14.50), bread ($10.25), cheese ($22.00), and paper towels ($32.70), totaling $97.44. On the right, a quote from Scott Bessent reads, “The tariffs are a net positive.” A dark blue banner at the bottom states, “MAGAnomics 201: HOPE YOU LIKE RAMEN.” The image critiques pro-tariff rhetoric by contrasting it with real-world economic strain.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 30/04/2025
🚨🚨BREAKING 🚨🚨 Pope Donaldo I Vicar of Golf Bishop of Mar-a-Lago Defender of the Faith (in Himself) “I’d like to be Pope. That would be my number one choice.” — Donald J. Trump, April 2025 Vatican, you’re on the clock. #MurphoSpeaks #AuthoritarianClownShow #RedHatMass
A dark silhouette resembling Donald Trump is shown wearing a bright red papal mitre, standing in a shadowy cathedral. Large beige text reads: “I’d like to be Pope. That would be my number one choice.” - Donald J. Trump, April 2025. The mood is satirical and ominous, blending religious iconography with authoritarian overtones.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 28/04/2025
These people are sick. There's no other way to put it. Look at the sheer evil in this mother fu**er's face. Is anybody going to stop these sociopaths? www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-hom...
cbsnews.com
Border czar maintains "no U.S. citizen child was deported" in incident of girl removed to Honduras with mother
Trump administration border czar Tom Homan argued Sunday that "due process" was applied when a mother and her child who is a U.S. citizen were removed to Honduras.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 29/04/2025
This shit ain't gonna stop until we the people stand up and stop it. ICE is now nothing more than a bunch of incel bullies with firepower and permission from the top. Even if this had been the right house, the treatment these nutjobs dish out for fun is psychotic.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 29/04/2025
That's probably bad, but that Kamala lady's cackling was *really* annoying. Plus, Trump, man - that fella's just like me. Tells it like it is! And China's gonna start paying those tariffs... so this isn't that big of a deal, really. 🙄
newrepublic.com
Karoline Leavitt Refuses to Rule Out Arrest of Supreme Court Judges
The White House press secretary is quietly warning the Supreme Court.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 29/04/2025
Exactly what I've been saying 👏 👏 🙌
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 29/04/2025
(1/7) 📘 MAGAnomics 101 Welcome to the only economic theory where: 🔸Empty ports = Winning 🔸Empty shelves = Freedom 🔸Soaring prices = Patriotism And if you feel pain? Well, that’s just the cost of greatness. Let’s begin:
 A satirical political graphic featuring a man in a suit and red-striped tie — modeled to resemble Scott Bessent — being punched in the throat. A bold quote appears above him: "The tariffs are a net positive." His name, Scott Bessent, is printed below the quote. Large, aggressive red and white text at the bottom reads: “PUNCH MAGANOMICS™ IN THE THROAT.” The lower right corner features the Murpho Speaks logo in red. The overall tone is provocative and confrontational, criticizing pro-tariff economic rhetoric with dark humor.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 29/04/2025
All veterans should follow Jack's lead here, before Bobby Brainworm teams up with the brilliant Doug Collins to make vaccines go away at the VA.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 28/04/2025
Lying liar who lies. www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-s…
nbcnews.com
Second suspect arrested in theft of DHS chief Kristi Noem's purse
Noem’s bag was stolen by a masked man last Sunday while she was having dinner with her family in Washington, D.C.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 28/04/2025
A dark, distressed graphic shows a shadowy silhouette of Christopher Columbus pointing outward. Bold, off-white text across the center reads 'AMERICA'S ORIGINAL TERRORIST' against a faded navy-blue background. The overall tone is grim and confrontational.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 28/04/2025
Lying liars who lie, volume 38,294.
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Murpho @murphospeaks.com · 28/04/2025
These people are sick. There's no other way to put it. Look at the sheer evil in this mother fu**er's face. Is anybody going to stop these sociopaths? www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-hom...
cbsnews.com
Border czar maintains "no U.S. citizen child was deported" in incident of girl removed to Honduras with mother
Trump administration border czar Tom Homan argued Sunday that "due process" was applied when a mother and her child who is a U.S. citizen were removed to Honduras.
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