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JERSEY

@murderiwrote.bsky.social
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
i have to chew on meat. give a dog a bone
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
[ They scoffed, watching him leave. ] High 'n mighty, aintcha? Like it's my fault. Tch.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
No? It's not that? ...Then why do you do this? You can't really think you just don't gotta choice anymore.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
It's not JUST a helpless feelin, yknow that. You're the biggest example of it. All'a this shit you do. It's cause you feel bad about what you did. You didn't have to do any of this shit. That's why you're throwin yourself into your work. Cause part of you hopes you can make up for it.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
He's up alone with his thoughts again
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Pfft. Only if you wanna. I want a CHASE. I haven't had a good one in years, and you look like a man who does whatever he's told.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Then tell me what you think I wanna do. [ Lifting his chin up with the blunt end of the cleaver. ]
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
...Are you stupid?? You oughta know how this works, hot shot.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
.....Okay. Lemmie rephrase. [ They take out a LARGE cleaver. ] You like scary movies?
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
You like playing cat and mouse, boy
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Are you sure you can handle me
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Johns fun
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
John usually still gets hurt but he's just like that
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
They used to hit themselves for fun. the catholics. they used to be funny.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
He usually dies
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
like my post now.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
(I wonder if people defended my stuff when I was killin)
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
If you wanna suck the flat face I guess I could put the mask on
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
...That comes with it. The whole.. catholicism. They loved guilt back in the day. Humans LOVE feelin guilty for things totally outta their control, or in their control. [ Jersey also took a drag. ] They do all sortsa shit just to try and redeem themself, then never feel like its enough.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Heheh. ...I bet you think you're one of em? I can smell the guilt on you a mile away. Seriously. It's overwhelmin
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
[ They aren't surprised at the lighter per say, or that he smokes, but they are surprised he'd take anything from them. ] ..Is that some kinda joke? Isn't that the whole thing with catholicism? That thats possible?
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
[ Scary cult children and corn. how lovely. ] [ The effects are definitely a bit dated. ]
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
//and then it absolutely did
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Heheh. Wild child. Yeah this one's kinda tame compared to my usual tastes. [ Sliding it in the slot ]
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Yeah I figured. Man your life must be hell
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
//I KNOW in my heart she watched rocky horror picture show
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Ooh, Stephen King, eh? Fine with me. [ Taking out the original Children of the Corn. ] This "Toriel" ever watch The Shining? Same guy.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Yeah. Like you look in actual pain.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Thats like insanely bad you know that right
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Whatever. They didn't even TELL you!!! JUST like those guys, buncha snobs. Yeah you got the worst of it, never seen it that bad.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
//FUUUUUUUCK
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Pretend?? My imagination aint exactly flowing these days. So I'm right. You DID get fucked up super bad. Over the PHONE too, haha, those stingy bastards love tagging on stupid rules. Its cause you can't do anything to em over a phone. What'd you get tripped by, huh? Huh?
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Ohhhh, I get it. Hah. Well uh, as much as I love to shock a living tv, I only have this and children of the corn on me right now. Take your pick.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
//we're getting a combo going
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
//JERSEYS A DICK IM SORY </3
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
What was I not supposed to assume or somethin. Were you just always a puppet man. Did they give you the long nose
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
//lets kill them
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
//Jersey is very insensitive
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
[ Glancing over ] WOAH- HOH THEY FUCKED YOU UP DUDE
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
those bastards who only make deals over phones are so flaky. If you're gonna take someones soul at least give em whatever the hell you promised.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Ohh, you like classics? I thought you had a parental lock 'n everything?
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Late night with the- wait did I already play this one. I think I did. Shit. ...Uhh I got Friday the 13th too I dunno
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
[ A looooong drag. ] Im a demon. Course I am. I'm infinitely older than you. And I look great. Heh. Anyway you wanna watch this movie or what
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
... Fine. whatever. [ They hand her one, taking out their lighter and lighting it. ] You think YOU feel old, try bein immortal. pft.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
//OH okay i see now
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
//I misremembered the adversary
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
//The Devil u meant.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
//the devilllll
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
//its a horror movieee <3
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