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JERSEY

@murderiwrote.bsky.social
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
i have to chew on meat. give a dog a bone
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
He's up alone with his thoughts again
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Pfft. Only if you wanna. I want a CHASE. I haven't had a good one in years, and you look like a man who does whatever he's told.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Then tell me what you think I wanna do. [ Lifting his chin up with the blunt end of the cleaver. ]
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
...Are you stupid?? You oughta know how this works, hot shot.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
.....Okay. Lemmie rephrase. [ They take out a LARGE cleaver. ] You like scary movies?
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
You like playing cat and mouse, boy
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Are you sure you can handle me
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
They used to hit themselves for fun. the catholics. they used to be funny.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
He usually dies
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
(I wonder if people defended my stuff when I was killin)
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
If you wanna suck the flat face I guess I could put the mask on
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Yeah I figured. Man your life must be hell
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Yeah. Like you look in actual pain.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Thats like insanely bad you know that right
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Whatever. They didn't even TELL you!!! JUST like those guys, buncha snobs. Yeah you got the worst of it, never seen it that bad.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
//FUUUUUUUCK
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Pretend?? My imagination aint exactly flowing these days. So I'm right. You DID get fucked up super bad. Over the PHONE too, haha, those stingy bastards love tagging on stupid rules. Its cause you can't do anything to em over a phone. What'd you get tripped by, huh? Huh?
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
What was I not supposed to assume or somethin. Were you just always a puppet man. Did they give you the long nose
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
//Jersey is very insensitive
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
[ Glancing over ] WOAH- HOH THEY FUCKED YOU UP DUDE
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
those bastards who only make deals over phones are so flaky. If you're gonna take someones soul at least give em whatever the hell you promised.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
//WAIT THEY ACTUALLY PRODUCED VHS COPIES OF LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL?
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I like that theres one of her thats normal and ones goin through some kind of downward spiral. Is this what we do to TVs these days
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Hard. Bricked up even
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Thats boring?? What does that do
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Why'd you give me a rock that cant handle a simple window smashing?
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Whaaaaat? You said enjoy it. I am.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Im gonna throw this at a window
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
okay great
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Yeah why do you say it like its been a while aince the 90s
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
No I said grunge.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
What
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
those televangelists are goin to hell man are you kiddin those big shots who buy 5 jets aint seein the gates
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
John wont answer my calls.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
fine what kinda music do you wanna talk about then. i like that new genre. grunge
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Wake up puppet boy ⏰️
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
You're that one devo song
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
oh yeah no i want those
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
What were we talkin about again
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
O kay ?
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
...??? I didn't expect that
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Yeah? Then?
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Oh-ho-ho you'd LOVE to know where I'm from Pinocchio. [ flicking his nose. ]
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Not tellin. All mine.
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
. Well i wont be complainin
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I gotta watch that shit stone cold like patrick bateman
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Are you joking this is like outta yorkshire
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JERSEY @murderiwrote.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
boobs on my tv now
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