Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The most interesting thing about tonight's Top Of The Pops 1984 is the audience. Half of them are dressed in Ben Sherman shirts and Tammy Girl slightly jazzed up office wear. And The other half are in prototype New Romantic get up. An interesting cultural moment. 010
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Tonight's match is Kylian MMMboppé vs. Limahl Yamine. #FifaWorldCup 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Great result for England against Norway but glad the evil journo Christian Thompson can get back to his disgraceful behaviour corrupting aspiring fashionistas. #FifaWorldCup 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Watching Trump's press conference. It's the Q&A of a bully who has had to climb down and save face. It's all projection. Every criticism of someone else is an admission of his own faults and failings. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Tonight's referee for Spain v. Cape Verde... 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Rewatching Ant Man with my kids. Luis is the best character in the MCU. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Really not feeling the World Cup 'fever' so far. However, social media threw up this gem from yesteryear. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Wrote this about Boris Johnson in the aftermath of a) GCSE poetry revision b) the Dominic Cummings debacle 110
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Glorious crocheted post box topper has gone up just in time for the World Cup. Magnificent. 020
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I'm not an economist, or even a decent mathematician, but I have long despaired of arguments for how great the UK is based on 'we are one of the wealthiest nations in the world'. I think* that this is false. We are one of the countries who have the greatest wealth held within our borders. 100
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 16/05/2026If tomorrow's (Scottish) football headlines don't include any of the following-or words to these effects-I will be sorely disappointed. Hearts Broken. Broken Hearted. Hearts Bypassed. 010
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Playlist on my morning run throws up Flashback Jack by Adamski. What an album. Dr. Adamski's Musical Pharmacy. Some tracks have aged poorly, but when I heard this as a 12 year old in 1990 this blew my mind. Still sounds great on headphones. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 08/05/2026On the morning after the Brexit result I was walking around bewildered and stunned and looking at people thinking 'did YOU do this?', 'is it YOUR fault that this happened?' and, well, I feel a bit like that again today. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I caved. #gotgotneed DMs are open for swap requests. #Panini 021
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Should I start collecting the Panini World Cup 2026 sticker book? I have considered this carefully. It's 48 teams. It's going to be harder than ever to finish. It's going to cost well over £1,000 to complete. That's an unjustifiably stupid amount of money. So, obviously, yes. #gotgotneed #Panini 010
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Book shops in Hay-On-Wye. English teacher win. 110
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Could this be an omen...? @teachertapp.bsky.social @missmc.bsky.social @heymrshallahan.bsky.social 010
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Might have got a bit carried away helping my 5 yr old decorate some eggs for her school Easter competition... #K-PopDemonHunters 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Made some things today. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Dear diary, sad times. Igor Tudor has broken my 49 day record. Not to worry, I've popped my application in the post to be next life coach of Tottering Hopscares. Fingers crossed, but I think my record speaks for itself. #Truss #Tudor 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Listening to yesterday's James O'brien and I think the difference between great leaders and 'small' leaders is that great leaders have things named after them, 'small' leaders name things after themselves. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Gorillaz. Manchester. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Today would be an EXCELLENT day to bury bad news. Keep an eye out for some spectacular press releases from unexpected places. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Recent days on NYT Games - especially Connections and Strands - have confirmed that the UK and the USA are countries divided by a common language. 100
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 17/02/2026A walk around Avenham Park, doughnuts, lunch out and Pancake Day complete with 'viral' Japanese style fluffy pancakes... 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Kung Hei Fat Choi everybody. Wishing you all health, wealth and prosperity. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Chinese New Year AND Pancake Day!!!??? It's like Christmas and birthday all at once!!! 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Loving the Skeleton Bob sleigh 'n all, but I think it may have been spoilt by Mario Karting in my youth. Is it REALLY too much to ask to have a different course for each of the four runs? I'm thinking: Run 1:Sherbert Land Run 2: Mount Wario Run 3: DK Summit Final Run: Rainbow Road 100
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Time to re-visit our family's criteria for sports' inclusion into any Olympics: Unless it was an essential physical skill for staying alive, hunting prey or evading danger in pre history it shouldn't be included. #WinterOlympics 100
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Tell me your Chinese in-laws are over without telling me your Chinese in-laws are over... #ChineseNewYear 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 04/02/2026That is above my pay grade, but beneath my contempt. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Birthday today and significant Tapp milestone! @teachertapp.bsky.social @missmc.bsky.social @heymrshallahan.bsky.social 120
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The lights are gone, The tree is down, Grumpy dad Is back in town. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Anyone slightly disappointed that NYT hasn't made Wordle even slightly festive over the last few days...? 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 25/12/2025YES! NYT Strands puzzle! NO! NYT Connections puzzle! Erm, ok NYT Wordle... 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 24/12/2025May have peaked too early. Forced to have truffle cheese, Stilton and caramelised onion chutney toasties to 'eat up' some of the cheese. Making ham and turkey pie tonight to eat up leftovers. It's Christmas Eve. EVE. 020
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I think my festive dad jokes peaked with this visual pun... 010
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Lego Advent final day. Hello old chap! 030
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Local Post Office's gorgeous yarn bomb letter box topper has been replaced by this piece of winter loveliness... 010
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 29/11/2025A pet peeve has always been weak hand dryers in public toilets. In the age of Air Blades, Air Froces and Xlerators it is a real shock and a genuine irritant to encounter a feeble hand dryer in the wild. I've spent 5 mins trying to dry my hands with the shallow breaths of an asthmatic pensioner. 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Covid Inquiry. Can't find the bit where they confirm how many children Boris Johnson has. Anyone? 000
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I never understand the calls to 'respect the Haka'. It's 15 massive lads declaring war and mimicking slitting your throats. The only acceptable responses to the Haka are: 100
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Whenever the BBC make a mistake, there's a pile on by people with a vested interest in dismantling the BBC. They always conflate 'The BBC' with 'BBC News'. CBeebies and CBBC are worth the licence fee on their own, not to mention BBC Sounds, all the radio drama, comedy and local news radio.. 100
Murder On The Examinations Express @murderexampress.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Programme pitch: Taskmaster Champion of Champion series. Programme pitch 2: Strictly Come Dancing Champion of Champions series. Properly competitive not like the lame Christmas exhibition specials they have. Proper cutthroat, all-out dancing. 000