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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 07/10/2026
I transferred teams at work around a year ago and got to step back and not be super important anymore. Dear reader, I have accidentally become important again
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 25/08/2026
The way I was skedaddling across the office to talk to work bestie about Dolly Parton
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 07/07/2026
Finally playing Outer Wilds and I am confused in all the right ways
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 26/05/2026
I may look stupid with a little cup tied over my ear but by god am I gonna make sure this industrial piercing looks good for a side sleeper
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 08/05/2026
I need a friend to go roller skating with
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 20/04/2026
If you heard a scream that was me. A centipede just fell off the ceiling onto my desk right in front of me
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Animal crossing population growing box art but I have edited it so the logo now says "welcome to spheal crossing population: spheal" and all the characters in and around the house have been replaced with pokemon rumble spheal
There is also a circle sticker on the right side that says "special present on card! Spheal included!" and there is another spheal in the sticker
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 05/04/2026
Love starting my morning witnessing squirrel cannibalism 😵‍💫
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 28/02/2026
I used to know how to do multi differential equation style math and these days I question if I know how to do division lol
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 01/01/2026
Woke up to the sound of the local crows and decided I wanted to befriend them
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 28/11/2025
I really know the internet has gotten to me because I desire the tungsten cube
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I Love Raphtalia🔞 @iloveraphtalia.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 22/10/2025
Dude in the work bathroom just let out the BIGGEST sigh
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 25/06/2025
Favorite sight on my walk yesterday
Sign post tagged to say “I heart cunt”
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 11/06/2025
Some dude just biked straight at me shouting Tony Toledo then got mad that my didn’t hear him correctly through my earbuds
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 17/05/2025
Called into work on a Saturday after working until 2:00am? More likely than you think
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DukeCarge@wrangling fw cosplans @dukecarge.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this
Tumblr post that reads: kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 07/05/2025
It went off again and now the sound is stuck in my heard so I keep thinking I’m hearing it somewhere else in the building
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 07/05/2025
Whoever set off the fire alarm at 4am, your moms a hoe
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 02/05/2025
Get in loser. We're posting lock screens. (She cycles)
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 12/04/2025
Alright who’s out there talking about me, I can’t stop sneezing
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 12/04/2025
Just heard a woman shout “I need a bomb ass bitch” as she walked by and honestly pop off
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 11/04/2025
Both @goodkidband.bsky.social and @bearghostofficial.bsky.social doing great in my work music today 🙂‍↕️
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 08/04/2025
Dang it he’s back 😮‍💨
Screenshot of a Bluesky notification of a spam bot following you
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 01/04/2025
Starting the day off right by locking myself out of my work computer
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 31/03/2025
I’ve been an adult for almost ten years. You’d think I’d be better at this
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Oddish taking a sippy
Screenshot of oddish on grassland at the edge of a small pool of water taking a drink from it in the pokemon anime
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 20/03/2025
Random song of the day open.spotify.com/track/3JCQYv...
open.spotify.com
Crying In My Subaru
Small Fools · Crying In My Subaru · Song · 2023
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 18/03/2025
Spotify is giving me a ton of punk songs about gender and being trans this morning hell yeah
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 18/03/2025
These Instagram ads sure are hitting me hard for new dnd dice 👀
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 18/03/2025
Was telling a coworker about my salicylic acid lotion and accidentally called it my salad lotion
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B0YKSSR @zachwell.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
A go fund me has been established for the workers of This Is It, who were terminated when the bar closed unexpectedly last weekend. Donate if you can, consider sharing if you can’t.
gofund.me
Donate to #TEAMTITS: Support my team, organized by Darnell Watson
This Is It! unexpectedly closed it's doors on Sunday, March 9, 2025. During that time, I not… Darnell Watson needs your support for #TEAMTITS: Support my team
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 13/03/2025
I got the babies 🥹
Mario full art card from Pokemon TCG pocket
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 12/03/2025
Annual hair dye day is next week 🥹
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 09/03/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Canti from FLCLJohnny 5 from Short Circuit
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MN Cargo Bike Library @mcbl.bike · 08/03/2025
Hey! We're the Minneapolis Cargo Bike Library. This FREE lending library is a community-run partnership between @bikemn.bsky.social, @cyclehoop.bsky.social & the Lyndale Neighborhood Association. Our goal is to expand access to cargo bikes across Minneapolis. Learn more: 1/3
mplscargobikelibrary.com
Minneapolis Cargo Bike Library
Visit the post for more.
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 06/03/2025
Not the JG Wentworth jingle still popping into my head years later
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Alt18F @alt18f.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people: 18f.org
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 28/02/2025
Congress is debating a bill that will lead to weaponized takedown requests of lawful speech with no real safeguards. Tell Congress to vote No on TAKE IT DOWN.
act.eff.org
The TAKE IT DOWN Act Will Censor Legal Speech Without Helping Victims
Congress is pushing a dangerous internet censorship bill, the TAKE IT DOWN Act (S. 146/H.R.633), and we need your help to stop it. While this bill claims to fight the spread of non-consensual intimate...
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 26/02/2025
That moment when slack goes down and you start wondering if you got fired
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Abernasty @abernasty.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/02/2025
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it: www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...
404media.co
Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website
"THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN."
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
BREAKING: In response to doctors' lawsuit, Judge John Bates, a George W. Bush appointee, orders CDC, NIH, and FDA to put back up websites and datasets cited by the doctors in their lawsuit as having been relied upon and pulled down without notice. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
TOTE ASTRICT COLOR
DOCTORS FOR AMERICA,
Plaintiff,
Civil Action No. 25-322 (JDB)
OFFICE OF PERSONNEL MANAGEMENT et al.,
Defendants.
ORDER
Upon consideration of [6] Plaintiff's motion for a temporary restraining order, [8]
Plaintiff's supplemental declarations, [9] Defendants' opposition, [10] Plaintiff's reply, the
hearing on February 10, 2025, and the entire record herein, and for the reasons stated in the
accompanying Memorandum Opinion, it is hereby ORDERED that
1. Defendants Department of Health and Human Services, Center for Disease Control, and Food
and Drug Administration (hereinafter "defendants") shall, by not later than 11:59 pm on
February 11, 2025, restore to their versions as of January 30, 2025, each webpage and dataset
identified by Plaintiff on pages 6-12 of its Memorandum of Law in Support of the Motion for
a Restraining Order [ECF No. 6-1];
2. Defendants shall, in consultation with Plaintiff, identify any other resources that DF A members
rely on to provide medical care and that defendants removed or substantially modified on or
after January 29, 2025, without adequate notice or reasoned explanation; and defendants shall,
by February 14, 2025, restore those resources to their versions as of January 30, 2025;
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 11/02/2025
My bike got stolen out of my apartments garage 😭
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 10/02/2025
Pink pony club playing loud enough in my head that it woke me up
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 05/02/2025
Repost with a pic and age! 2️⃣7️⃣
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garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 02/02/2025
I neeeeeeed this combee card 🥺
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🪦"Pushing Up" Daisy ✒︎ @daisyfm.net · 27/01/2025
You have to understand that Target is a Minnesota company. It’s one of the biggest businesses in the Twin Cities. This is a really big deal.
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