garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 07/10/2026I transferred teams at work around a year ago and got to step back and not be super important anymore. Dear reader, I have accidentally become important again 130
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 25/08/2026The way I was skedaddling across the office to talk to work bestie about Dolly Parton 010
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 07/07/2026Finally playing Outer Wilds and I am confused in all the right ways 040
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 26/05/2026I may look stupid with a little cup tied over my ear but by god am I gonna make sure this industrial piercing looks good for a side sleeper 030
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 20/04/2026If you heard a scream that was me. A centipede just fell off the ceiling onto my desk right in front of me 030
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 05/04/2026Love starting my morning witnessing squirrel cannibalism 😵💫 010
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 28/02/2026I used to know how to do multi differential equation style math and these days I question if I know how to do division lol 020
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 01/01/2026Woke up to the sound of the local crows and decided I wanted to befriend them 040
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 28/11/2025I really know the internet has gotten to me because I desire the tungsten cube 020
Reposted by garrett.txtI Love Raphtalia🔞 @iloveraphtalia.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear. 15689881805
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 22/10/2025Dude in the work bathroom just let out the BIGGEST sigh 110
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 11/06/2025Some dude just biked straight at me shouting Tony Toledo then got mad that my didn’t hear him correctly through my earbuds 000
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 17/05/2025Called into work on a Saturday after working until 2:00am? More likely than you think 040
Reposted by garrett.txtDukeCarge@wrangling fw cosplans @dukecarge.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this 46195888938
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 07/05/2025It went off again and now the sound is stuck in my heard so I keep thinking I’m hearing it somewhere else in the building 120
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 07/05/2025Whoever set off the fire alarm at 4am, your moms a hoe 050
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 02/05/2025Get in loser. We're posting lock screens. (She cycles) 060
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 12/04/2025Alright who’s out there talking about me, I can’t stop sneezing 030
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 12/04/2025Just heard a woman shout “I need a bomb ass bitch” as she walked by and honestly pop off 040
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 11/04/2025Both @goodkidband.bsky.social and @bearghostofficial.bsky.social doing great in my work music today 🙂↕️ 000
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 01/04/2025Starting the day off right by locking myself out of my work computer 060
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 31/03/2025I’ve been an adult for almost ten years. You’d think I’d be better at this 020
Reposted by garrett.txtPokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Oddish taking a sippy 122308398
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 20/03/2025Random song of the day open.spotify.com/track/3JCQYv...open.spotify.comCrying In My SubaruSmall Fools · Crying In My Subaru · Song · 2023 010
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 18/03/2025Spotify is giving me a ton of punk songs about gender and being trans this morning hell yeah 000
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 18/03/2025These Instagram ads sure are hitting me hard for new dnd dice 👀 030
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 18/03/2025Was telling a coworker about my salicylic acid lotion and accidentally called it my salad lotion 010
Reposted by garrett.txtB0YKSSR @zachwell.bsky.social · 13/03/2025A go fund me has been established for the workers of This Is It, who were terminated when the bar closed unexpectedly last weekend. Donate if you can, consider sharing if you can’t.gofund.meDonate to #TEAMTITS: Support my team, organized by Darnell WatsonThis Is It! unexpectedly closed it's doors on Sunday, March 9, 2025. During that time, I not… Darnell Watson needs your support for #TEAMTITS: Support my team 043
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 09/03/2025Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender 010
Reposted by garrett.txtMN Cargo Bike Library @mcbl.bike · 08/03/2025Hey! We're the Minneapolis Cargo Bike Library. This FREE lending library is a community-run partnership between @bikemn.bsky.social, @cyclehoop.bsky.social & the Lyndale Neighborhood Association. Our goal is to expand access to cargo bikes across Minneapolis. Learn more: 1/3mplscargobikelibrary.comMinneapolis Cargo Bike LibraryVisit the post for more. 14572196
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 06/03/2025Not the JG Wentworth jingle still popping into my head years later 000
Reposted by garrett.txtAlt18F @alt18f.bsky.social · 01/03/202518F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people: 18f.org18f.orgWe're not done yet | 18F 697187396805
Reposted by garrett.txtElectronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 28/02/2025Congress is debating a bill that will lead to weaponized takedown requests of lawful speech with no real safeguards. Tell Congress to vote No on TAKE IT DOWN.act.eff.orgThe TAKE IT DOWN Act Will Censor Legal Speech Without Helping VictimsCongress is pushing a dangerous internet censorship bill, the TAKE IT DOWN Act (S. 146/H.R.633), and we need your help to stop it. While this bill claims to fight the spread of non-consensual intimate... 14338125
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 26/02/2025That moment when slack goes down and you start wondering if you got fired 010
Reposted by garrett.txtThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/02/2025Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p... 142154572659
Reposted by garrett.txtJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it: www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...404media.coAnyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website"THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN." 400143585874
Reposted by garrett.txtChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 11/02/2025BREAKING: In response to doctors' lawsuit, Judge John Bates, a George W. Bush appointee, orders CDC, NIH, and FDA to put back up websites and datasets cited by the doctors in their lawsuit as having been relied upon and pulled down without notice. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 296281836752
garrett.txt @mumblingcompsci.com · 10/02/2025Pink pony club playing loud enough in my head that it woke me up 010
Reposted by garrett.txt🪦"Pushing Up" Daisy ✒︎ @daisyfm.net · 27/01/2025You have to understand that Target is a Minnesota company. It’s one of the biggest businesses in the Twin Cities. This is a really big deal. 171996443