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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 24m

No, giant skeleton whale, I don't believe I WILL be licking your eyeball

A red banner hung on sepulchral white marble with jaunty yellow letters reading TASTE OF THE OCULUS

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 24m

Fully Elden Ring shit.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 24m

You know one of you might have mentioned that the WTC transit center is a giant skeleton whale that imprisons you twixt its ribs.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 32m

Encrusting sponge? Egg mass? Literally just snot? I KNOW ONE OF YOU KNOW.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 33m

I'm a huge fan of getting naturalists to id sea snot.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 4h

Timely! We're trying to friend our friend's friends and they wanted our recs for CDM and all I could remember was Casa Barragán, and now I'll be like Casa Barragán and also do Kelsey stuff.

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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 5h

This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Holy hell that guitar tone! Woomfy! (Woomfy is cool.)

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I envision Steph holding me gently in his nimble arms. I'm envisioning it right now.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Triple Canopy has been a pleasure to work with

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pleased to announce the publication of my art crit monograph, "Not Hiking Up Hill to the Iconic Jeff Koons Sculpture As an Act of Protest: I'm Principled Not Totally Gassed"

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The first mission of campus law enforcement is to keep incidents out of the Clery Report.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was thoroughly beaten to this point. bsky.app/profile/cour...

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And to keep going with the cult allegation, the unfalsifiable self-reference is the core of the "let me convince you scientifically that God exists" rhetoric, too.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's also unfalsifiable. All of the risk calculations are sourced to vibes, or sourced to papers that are sourced to vibes, and more often than not sourced to self-authored papers sourced to vibes.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But for real, don't bring your Acton to my beautiful Android.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today in yelling at political scam texters

A text from a spammer reading "Amy Acton (D): 47%
Vivek Ramaswamy (R): 47%

I'm humbly asking you to chip in just $1 to flip Ohio blue: t.actonforgovernor.com/drHmNemO

- Amy Acton
Stop2End"

To which I replied, "Fuck that transphobic trash. If you can't tell which one I'm referring to, yes, that's the problem."

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You had affairs with AI devs As the war in Gaza drags I threw your paintings in the pool... I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Right?? I'm still assuming that!

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Kind of took it for granted at the time, but in retrospect, it's just bleak that my friends' recreation required an extraction scheme.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is a little tinfoil hatt-y, but without knowing what the cervical cancer screening recommendations were, it's hard to imagine any reason for scrapping them besides hiding the effectiveness of the HPV vaccine.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dragging a cheez-it across the surface of the concept of tuna salad

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Extremely annoying buzzkill beta" at your service.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sorry, I should probably be clearer as to why I'm annoyed: the exhibit was on the people of Africa.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Briefly banned from one for being one of the dudes the girls in my dorm called to come help get them out of shitty situations, if that helps.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Don Mattingly is a bad manager and makes bad decisions and it’s weird that teams keep hiring him.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Don't need to answer that, I know the answer

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Uh why am I in a scattershot exhibit on Africa in the National Museum of Natural History

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Hannah Harris Green @whatsitlike.me · 28/09/2026

When I set out to fact check “The Cities That Said Yes to Drugs” which argues that harm reduction may increase overdoses, I expected some cherry picking and misdirection. But not to find basic math errors and debunked right wing talking points asserted as fact in the Atlantic’s print edition.

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Atlantic's anti-harm reduction screed riddled with errors

A close read of "The Cities That Said Yes to Drugs" found errors in basic arithmetic as well as more deliberately misleading elements

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm pretty sure my response to the article was almost verbatim, "SF's overdoses kept rising after they closed the TLC and I don't have the energy to fact check the rest," and I am SO grateful that you did have the energy.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm eating Panda Express in my drizzle-soaked car parked by the Joseph R. Biden Memorial Rest Stop and CAN CONFIRM IT'S NOT JUST YOU.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The lock screen image for the new OS seems to be taken at the north end of Baker Beach, and the POV strongly implies I'm standing next to a potpourri of lounging naked dudes.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Right??!? The *entire point of the show* was that monsters and magic will serve as metaphors.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is absolutely someone who has a sip of soda and remarks on the quality of the water base.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I mean, the major problem with S4 was the narcissistic megalomaniac's endless droning soliloquies but I'm not sure Yud's achieved self-awareness yet.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hi sorry what? I was an insecure male who was really into Buffy (though not defensive about it) and I got as far as "the magic system has rules" and... this is 100% not even remotely a thing my group of insecure males ever discussed or even vaguely clocked about the show.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I had no idea Don Mattingly coached the Maple Leafs.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And, like, the survival both now and in the EEA was defined by descendants, not by not being eaten by a leopard, so it would be nice were he confessing to a truly historic level of unfuckability. Sadly, we know he's been fucking and indeed it's more or less what dragged us all in here.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ok so I posted (then deleted) Betty Gilpin, like a doofus. But I will justify showing up by pointing out that younger Paul Giamatti was still hotter than the average.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jay, that's fucking pathetic.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How does he da-- sorry, reflex.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was legitimately sad that be didn't show up on Linehan's enemy list.

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

For instance, the stuttering I left in Nikil Saval's voicemail: "I come from 3 generations of Phila--well, 3 generations that lived in Phila--well my Dad was born in Philly but lived in Cinnaminson--3 GENERATIONS THAT HAVE BEEN POWERFULLY MOVED BY THE MU--wait my great grandfather too, uh."

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I just want to add, this is VERY MUCH a situation where THE PERFECT IS THE ENEMY OF THE GOOD. Even if you can only spare 5 minutes to piece together this email, it's worthwhile!

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How much is about population density, rather than population behaviors? And how much of it is purely awareness--a western media slowly and somewhat grudgingly accepting they can no longer treat the entire global south with a shrug?

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So what I can't quite reconcile in this narrative is: humans have been living in these forests for millennia. They *must* have been in the chain for zoonotic diseases. How much of ebola spillover isn't "spillover" at all, but a vector the viral lineage long ago adapted to exploit?

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

<3 Lalala Glee <3 Damp Tucker <3

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Alex F. @multiphasic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not a Phillies hater, but there goes one of the few things on this team that was legitimately fun.

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