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a little cereal fan, in a normal way

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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*Enzo Maresca rubbing his suspiciously heat map shaped belly and burping* “I love having possession :)”
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Haaland Haaland under under Pep Maresca (buzz cut)
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
where is Mustafi when you need him
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
in less than one full half of football I’ve never seen ratings this shite
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sophie Cunningham fast-tracking her way onto my “People Who I’ll Celebrate It Happening To” list
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Craig @darnzee91.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Incredible
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
we continue to ball at ever-increasing levels
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
yeah I love my apartment, it’s a 900sqft 2Dream2Refresh walkup
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
it would be awesome if this was true but sadly the only sniping the left does is verbal and internally facing
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
god and the structural integrity of my right hip willing, I’ll break my existing PR of 2:50:06 with a bang — my secret goal (only you special few and my gf will know this) is 2:40. My public goal is just sub-2:50.
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m training for Chicago rn, which will be my third full marathon but my first training with a dedicated pacing group, and I’m having the most fun I’ve ever had getting my ass kicked two days a week
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Charlotte Ambrozek @cambrozek.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m so happy this one is out in the world. Farmworkers have very high rates of food insecurity but aren’t well connected to the US’s biggest food assistance program (SNAP), even if they’re eligible. doi.org/10.1016/j.fo... Lead author is super advisee @casemcnich.bsky.social!
doi.org
Redirecting
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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All Roads Lead To Rome White Rabbit
ALT: All Roads Lead To Rome White Rabbit
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Messi
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this is exactly what we deserve for Ted Lasso
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pulisic has had one good game this whole WC and more than a few invisible ones
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Danjuma Arnaut Danjuma: Bournemouth Celebration
ALT: Danjuma Arnaut Danjuma: Bournemouth Celebration
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 03/07/2026
it's entirely possible for americans to have a lot of angst about what our government is doing, recognize that they have extremely limited power to change it, and want to feel joy and pride about a soccer team, it's fine, demanding an explanation that reconciles all of this is unreasonable
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it’s clunky and doesn’t translate the syllables well, it’s tastelessly and flagrantly imperial, etc. it’s just the shit he likes. It’s a gold plated toilet verse
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I don’t use Kalshi/Polymarket/etc but if I did, you best believe I’d put a little something on Trump trying to make this the primary verse of the anthem at some point
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
EDD would have been such a no brainer as a Sky pick
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
in no uncertain terms: they should strip you of voting rights and send you to reeducation camps for this
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
as I remember it, the Athletic at its genesis was full of thoughtful columns that lent an appropriate and much-missed nuance to sports topics du jour now they’re doing Instagram drama breakdowns about CR7 fans
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
that second Messi goal
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
liking because I respect the audacity but not at all because I agree
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
watched the first two seasons of Hacks in one day. as good as advertised.
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
no, ones gay and the other is pretending he isn’t
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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 11/06/2026
let's do some futbol
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
unfortunately he feels way closer to Bayless than the exciting names on that list to me
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
type of thing I’ve been filling my time with
Dragonite, standing in front of a plate with one sausage on it, wears a skeptical/perturbed expression. Behind it, Druddigon descends a staircase onto the same level. Druddigon is singing whimsically “I’m a chud I’m a chud I’m a fat little chuuuuud”.
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
if you’re wearing Yeezy 350s in the big year of 2026, go home and take real stock of your wardrobe decisions
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
well ofc. I’d expect this to be a very uncommon experience
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
caught between two minds with the Ghana thing because on the one hand: guy who should die on the other: Semenyo :)
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Things I’ve added since I last posted on bsky regularly: - a buspirone prescription - a cat - a few new friends from a few old situationships - a girlfriend who I love dearly
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
she did and then I got over it. many such cases!
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
oh god this NY girl actually going to ruin my life
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Buddy she’s gonna ruin my fucking life I’m in love with her
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I had premarital sex with a Catholic girl and the pope died during it. sometimes in life you wonder if your actions have consequences
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Casemiro today:
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
pussy from a bisexual woman comes with the kind of withdrawals where you beg god to kill you
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
when I get too high and start thinking about tweeting I begin live editing my tweets in the sky above me like I’m Harold with the purple crayon
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
there’s literally zero chance in the world that Daisy Edgar jones doesn’t smell good
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
this is the only place I talk about my hinge stuff online because I don’t want to put it anywhere my ex would see it
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
it is simply not sustainable to keep living and dying by how my hinge situationships are going but I can’t afford therapy so no one is helping me fix this glaring mental defect
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
just wrapped on a second date and had a wonderful time
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Jokic probably wanna kill himself when a game goes to overtime
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\/\/Ⓜ️ @muckian.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
@anthonydoyle.bsky.social goddamn these Raps are SORRY
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