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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

This name sounds oddly familiar. Do you know him?

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Ooooohh. I have a big crush on him.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Oh, you make me blush. Disregard the “T” in my result. It mean’s basically nothing important haha.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Seems like I’m just the thinking version of you. Do you think that’s true, darling? Am I the rational Mettaton?

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Zero can use them as well. But ONLY when they have multiple arms, or else the joke doesn’t work.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Finally… I thought you’d never ask!

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I predict one of these will be my fault.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Lucky. That means you get it all to yourself. You could even rule it if you wanted.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I didn’t even know we had Hell in our religion.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I’m nothing but a wise and beautiful voice from up here. It would be so much worse if they could see me.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Oh my, not all at once… I… I’m doing just fine shouting from my window. It’s practice, you see, practice!

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Why, darling? Could it be that you enjoy my thoughts more in person…? Perhaps, the power of a live performance was stronger than I thought.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Oh, it’s you. Here to hear my wisdoms? I’ve been “cross-posting” them to real life, which you can actually do by simply “yelling”.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Maybe the greatest website… was actually real life?? Ha ha. Genius. I should post that.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I should get back into diaries. In a sense, posting is the modern diarys.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

It was like torture when the internet first went down, but now that’s it’s back I feel… Heal’t, without it, somehow. How funny.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Hmm… I wonder if they take online orders…

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

NO! Cough. I mean, I got it for free. You just can’t take freebies for granted these days. Have you seen the price of Ghost Food? …Well, no, you likely haven’t.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

It’s a very old TV. Ahem. Finely aged, I mean. Does Roku work when it’s old?

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I must figure out how to get my beautiful new screen to play Netflix originals… I’m just not tech savvy like that.

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alphys @mewlabs.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Why not? Are the robots evil? Are they evil robots?

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

If you find out, darling, please let me know.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

When it’s summer, I like to watch the fireflies outside my window. Every year, it feels as though there’s less and less of them.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

[ He pulls Glam in for a kiss by his collar. Gently of course, because he’d hate to ruin such a gorgeous outfit. ]

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Tenna-darling put on Pride and Prejudice (1995). I’m feeling romantical.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

If only I were that confident and unbothered in my youth. More teens should be like Birdy.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

MIKE! Tell me I’m not a failure

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I’ve never been Glooby. The rumors are false! False!

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

What can I say? I’ve always had a thing for vintage.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

What!? Who doesn’t love the nostalgic charm of an old television? That subtle, classy discoloration… the warm sound of static like lapping ocean waves, the way the pixels glow and seamlessly bleed together…

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I can’t even leave the house these days or they’ll get me. Just because of my intelligence and humor and beautiful voice and personality.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Wonderful! I’ll just… scatter them around the entertainment center. Here. I’m sure she won’t mind.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

[ Mettaton freezes up. His face gets hot and he melts into Glams hand. ] Let’s stop talking.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I mean, yes. They’re a little… unorthodox. Unless your hobby is miniature torture devices.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

My cousin happens to love hunting mice. …Catching. I meant to say catching.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Okay. First of all. As if we wouldn’t do this normally. How quickly you forget our beautiful friendship! [wipes fake tear]

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

[crossing arms sarcastically] Well! If that’s the case, then that’s just a dealbreaker for me. Looks like it wasn’t meant to be, darling.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

[smiles a very smug smile smugly] Oh? Jealous? Over moi?

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Never seemed to bother you, sharing. Besides. You’ll have to share me.

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Oh my… I haven’t seen this one since she took me to EXFest 20XX: Crushin’ and Crunchin’ Style all those years back… talk about a blast from the past!

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

The parts of you I covet… they haven’t been your face or your career for a long, long time. Since the night this vessel debuted, in fact. Didn’t you think, perhaps… I was longing for your camaraderie? That the greatest role… was a role in your life?

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Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Oh… hmm. [He leans in closer.] Tell me, darling... do I look at you like I want what you have?

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