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MTT™ @glambot.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Text post by podcastwizard on tumblr that reads:

ideal ways for me to die

1. old age, peacefully in my sleep

2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it's moral to profit off a photo of someone's death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer.

3. sex accident.

Mettaton G. Blook @mttcrit.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I predict one of these will be my fault.

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MTT™ @glambot.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Would you like to accompany me to a rooftop gala?

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