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Mary B

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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 19h
Welp that was short lived lol
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 19h
Hahahahaha
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We'Re In Danger Were In Danger
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 20h
Wake up canes
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ready for drunk December… half bottles this year thanks to Costco. 🍷🍷🍷
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My friend went to Greece and all he got me was a lousy mug 😉
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyways during the pregame tailgate one of those pieces of mulch stabbed through my flip flop into my foot and I bled all over the parking lot so yeah you could say I bleed for this team 🤣
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trash garbage. Anyways got a point on to Friday and the old man
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Crying in the club watching the Cup flim 😭
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
6-0 is “okay”. Never change, Rod. 🤣
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yay I don't have to pay for streaming.
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m not surprised given the upward trajectory of the team for the last 8 years and of course, the Cup win. Montreal though… why??? 🤔
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Made my own canes emojis with the new iOS update ☺️
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is that supposed to be the Inside of the cup bowl?
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🤗🤗🤗
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The coincidence of this is crazy
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Shut Up Shut The Hell Up
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Backyard friend
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Doomsday tickets secured for 12/17. None of these bitches who film in movie theaters are spoiling it for me. Also if anyone’s filming in my theater they’ll get milk duds thrown at their head.
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I mean I really had no choice in the matter
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Duke energy and these rate hikes can kiss my a$$. Jfc my elec bill for July
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Man's Shocked Reaction to Phone
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Whatever this is, im in!
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The guy reading this is SO good.
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Look what came today!
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A friend visiting NYC sent me this from outside the NHL store 🥰
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This needs to be re-taught to drivers. Especially the asshole behind me that laid on his horn like I was doing something wrong. Have the day you deserve my guy.
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Watching this episode nervous as hell even though I know how it ends 🤣
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Should I roll the dice?
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My birthday being on a game day Friday (10/2)-yay! Playing the Capitals- 🫠🫠🫠
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Who the fuck makes these schedules. 5 pm on a Tuesday !???
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Jarvy’s answer 🤣🤣🤣
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
All I really need in life
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
God bless to-go margs from the Mexican place
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“What does AI have to do with the environment?” was a real question my boomer dad just asked. 🫠🫠🫠
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hot take: This is the internet, where people bitch about stuff they either love or hate and also make fun of stuff they love or hate. The end.
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My work assistant is worthless smh
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s after 11. Let’s wrap up the fireworks please. 🙄
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I don’t so the rest of these are going to the neighbors tomorrow lol
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If you like grape soda this is for you
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Looks like we have 2 abandoned bluebird bird nests ☹️. I haven’t seen any birds going in the nest boxes and the 2 eggs definitely look bad, but I’m holding out hope the 4 eggs are being tended to.
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Some of these will be eaten the next couple days. Can’t wait!
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My father is power washing the grill for this weekend. 🤣 ‘Merica!
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s the ear blowing in the a/c breeze for me
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Guess I’ll be retiring this. 😭😭😭
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Whole dang summer tbh
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Tom Edwards @mrworkrate.com · 21/06/2026
Florida heard people saying how Vegas was the most hated team in the NHL and was like
Michael Jordan “…and I took that personally” meme
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Man's Disgusted 'Ew Nope' Reaction
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A Nicolas, Nikolai, and a Niki 🤣
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Picked this up at Dick’s (at southpoint) today.
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Mary B @mtb1002.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
They understood the assignment
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