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Mt. Static

@mt-static.bsky.social
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This guy started playing 5 miles from my house.
Thierry Henry in a blue and yellow New York Red Bulls uniform leaning on the goalpost after scoring, circa 2013
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Inside you are two condiments
A photograph of a utility pole with two stickers on it. One is black and square with “Spicy Bois” written on it. Slightly overlapping is a dark blue, round sticker with “Mayo Men” written on it.
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A lot of the people complaining about Bluesky’s glitches seem to have forgotten about this guy
An illustration of the fail whale. This is part of the error message users saw in Twitter’s early days when the site was over capacity or otherwise experiencing issues.
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I named him Vent
Some kind of large, rectangular HVAC equipment with Reznor written on it.
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
A raccoon behind the wheel of a tiny car. The caption reads: Me at 2 pm - I need to eat better. Me at 11 pm - Gimme da gorbage
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The Skinner out of touch meme suggesting that its’s USMNT rage accounts, not literally every coach Gio Reyna has ever had, who are wrong
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Habemus papam
Michael Ian Black as the pope in the 90s sketch comedy series The State
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains.
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
“Trump’s surging popularity in NY” narrative is like Journalism Innumeracy 101. Pop quiz, which changed more, the numerator or the denominator?
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I refuse to join Bluesky — I don’t want to be part of an Eko chamber
Mr. Eko from the tv series Lost
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
BREAKING: President-elect Donald Trump announces choice to lead Small Business Administration
Northeast Pennsylvania's foremost office products salesman and Dunder Mifflin regional manager Michael Scott
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
They all love Blue Sky
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
when the editor tells you the story is missing something they made you take out three drafts ago
A photo of Pope Francis looking annoyed.
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
He already has a statue and everything
An image of the statue of Martin Scorsese from the 90s animated series Animaniacs
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Wow, I guess?
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Mt. Static @mt-static.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Google Translate is not doing ok you guys
The bastardized Latin phrase lorem ipsum dolor samet, which graphic designers use as a stand in for real text, translated into English as “the internet itself is very painful” by Google Translate
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