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Michael

@mstevens86.bsky.social

132 followers 117 following 4K posts

Posting through it. Here for random bullshit. Illinois football/basketball, Cubs (except Rob Manfred is killing MLB), Bears, and some occasional Cricket.

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 6h

It's probably a good thing Da Coach isn't here to see this one

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 6h

What the fuck did I just read?

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 6h

So, when is Williams gonna be back?

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 7h

That was a risky pass to Odunze

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 7h

Wouldn't be a PAT to miss if they weren't scoring touchdowns guys

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 8h

Bagent going for a 20 yard loss there almost

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 8h

A Bears first down after forcing a Green Bay punt whaaaaaat

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 8h

Some Illini-style tackling happening here today

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 8h

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 23h

Has the Pope forsaken the Sox in favor of Da Bears?

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Not sure the team will even be able to go bowling in the Illini Union Rec Room

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Way to tell your defense even you think they suck balls.

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Do they know that not being completely unhinged destructive assholes is a better way to not inflame the public?

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hegseth is taking a page out of Idiocracy, with the violence turned up 1000%.

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nah, let it go to the government. Then when it changes hands eminent domain the rest of it. Then raze it all to the ground and salt the earth.

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

C for Dummies Vol. 1

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We are already finding out WAY TOO MUCH about this guy. I know too much and I never wanted to in the first place.

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

MLBPA: We are mildly concerned about the potential for increased leg injuries but, uh, that's no big deal it will all work perfectly no Rob Manfred isn't standing next to me brandishing a shillelagh menacingly!

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

2029: MLB experimenting with magnetically locking fielders' feet to the ground until the home plate umpire deems the pitch to be delivered; arguments about delays in releasing fielders to be punished by summary execution

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I thought Pritzker would be smarter than to let people posting on social media in his name join in on the 25th Amendment bullshit.

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just saw the hashtags. Those have nothing to do with the three amendments she just rattled off before.

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is the most engrossing local government intrigue I've run across since our local school board went totally off the rails

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

50/50 they never existed, or some ham-fisted legal threats went out.

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm not sure the little black things that spray around are small enough to be microplastics...macroplastics though, yeah

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And get rightly hammered over it. I don't give a rat's ass about chances of success at this point.

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don't know, maybe the sitting fucking President saying an adversarial nation attacking a US City would be 'a small price to pay' for...fucking anything...is worth drawing up articles of impeachment and forcing fucking cowards to either make sure it gets buried and have to own that, or vote against

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Iran should attack as long as it's a blue city" is...worse than pants-on-head stupid.

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If he is done for the year they're gonna have to figure that out and quick.

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Our defense was better, and held Purdue to their lowest scoring total all year (kinda unexpected but I'll take it). But the offense was just SO much worse. Both fewest points we've scored all year, and the fewest Purdue allowed. A good part of that might've been losing Valentine but...

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Brent Spiner's character getting slammed into the glass in Independence Day

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The moving parts really make me want one of these now

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And is a second behind the actual clock. Because that never is an issue.

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No, not got, wtf

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"We hope you enjoyed today's contest--" Got, Gene, we did not, it sucked.

Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So when does whoever the next QB start getting some reps to see what we have for next year

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And that's probably it.

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

FUCKING TACKLE OH MY GOD

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Two or three Illini had hands on that

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why the short kick?

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

6 point game with 8 to play

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh boy

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why are we running the fucking ball?

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nevermind.

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What the fuck is wrong with Houser?

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Purdue content to let us have the ball I guess.

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Houser sacked to push us out of FG range.

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Best starting field position of the day for Illinois.

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Purdue forced into a VERY short drive

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Finally Sweet Caroline!

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Feels like we're a game or two away from the response to I-L-L changing to "We're sick too!"

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