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Michael

@mstevens86.bsky.social
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Posting through it. Here for random bullshit. Illinois football/basketball, Cubs (except Rob Manfred is killing MLB), Bears, and some occasional Cricket.

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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 2h
It's probably a good thing Da Coach isn't here to see this one
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 3h
So, when is Williams gonna be back?
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 3h
That was a risky pass to Odunze
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 3h
Wouldn't be a PAT to miss if they weren't scoring touchdowns guys
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 4h
Bagent going for a 20 yard loss there almost
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 4h
A Bears first down after forcing a Green Bay punt whaaaaaat
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 5h
Some Illini-style tackling happening here today
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 5h
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 20h
Has the Pope forsaken the Sox in favor of Da Bears?
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 23h
Not sure the team will even be able to go bowling in the Illini Union Rec Room
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 23h
Way to tell your defense even you think they suck balls.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hegseth is taking a page out of Idiocracy, with the violence turned up 1000%.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2029: MLB experimenting with magnetically locking fielders' feet to the ground until the home plate umpire deems the pitch to be delivered; arguments about delays in releasing fielders to be punished by summary execution
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought Pritzker would be smarter than to let people posting on social media in his name join in on the 25th Amendment bullshit.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know, maybe the sitting fucking President saying an adversarial nation attacking a US City would be 'a small price to pay' for...fucking anything...is worth drawing up articles of impeachment and forcing fucking cowards to either make sure it gets buried and have to own that, or vote against
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brent Spiner's character getting slammed into the glass in Independence Day
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We hope you enjoyed today's contest--" Got, Gene, we did not, it sucked.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So when does whoever the next QB start getting some reps to see what we have for next year
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And that's probably it.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FUCKING TACKLE OH MY GOD
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two or three Illini had hands on that
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why the short kick?
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
6 point game with 8 to play
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh boy
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why are we running the fucking ball?
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nevermind.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the fuck is wrong with Houser?
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Purdue content to let us have the ball I guess.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Houser sacked to push us out of FG range.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Best starting field position of the day for Illinois.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Purdue forced into a VERY short drive
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally Sweet Caroline!
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feels like we're a game or two away from the response to I-L-L changing to "We're sick too!"
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a two possession game. You need points, not a TD. Fucks sake.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why go for it? Is there no faith in Moczulski?
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And the boo birds come out
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These Purdue fans really hate IU, but I don't know why they're salty about it here
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holding Purdue to field goals only helps if we're scoring too guys
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah, the good ol' get a PI flag play.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Could we beat UMass right now?
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So, did we finally figure out how to stop the run?
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Valentine not putting any weight on his right leg on the way off.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How the fuck is Northwestern up 10 on Penn State???
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Cubs made the postseason, but they did not play October baseball.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Play the song?
youtu.be
A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request
YouTube video by Steve Goodman - Topic
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A run!
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goddammit Dansby
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I smell a Shaw TOOTBLAN coming
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's get rid of Jed too. And make the Ricketts clan sell the fucking team.
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the Bears can fire Lovie Smith after a 10-6 season, the Cubs can cut Counsell loose.
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