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Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover
LOS ANGELES—Faced with criticism after posting the suggestive cover of her forthcoming album Man’s Best Friend, pop star Sabrina Carpenter released a statement Monday assuring her fans that Daddy will punish her over it. “To any of my fans who were offended by the provocative album artwork, please know that I will be appropriately disciplined […]