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Ms. Mambo 🐀

@msmambo.bsky.social
1.1K followers 830 following 19K posts

Saskatchewan girl living in Floriduh. Expert IKEA assembler and Florida Panthers enjoyer. I am a Kitchen Fairy. Trying to remember where I put the spare car key.

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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Once again eating my way through the shipment of @ranchogordo.bsky.social beans. This time, a bean dip made with Santa Maria Pinquitos, topped with queso Chihuahua and chorizo, popped under the broiler for a few minutes. Will top with some chopped white onions. SO GOOD!
Bean dip with queso and chorizo
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean, how are you supposed to watch a game like this?
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s the Panthers home opener tonight. You know what that means: Mambo is getting her drink on in the parking lot.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My Fuck earrings and Harmonica necklace from Larissa Loden dot com just arrived. Yes the harmonica works.
Fuck earringsFuck earrings on model to show size. Harmonica necklaceHarmonica necklace held by model to show size.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🥹 How can you not love him
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ontrac apparently uses trump’s magic marker to draw on maps telling their drivers where to go. 🥴😒
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eating my way through my shipment of @ranchogordo.bsky.social beans. Tonight it’s the Pardina lentils, along with basmati rice, charred okra and Jimmy Nardello peppers. These lentils are super meaty and very tasty. The great thing about lentils is that they don’t need to be soaked for hours.
Basmati rice, pardina lentils, charred okra and Jimmy Nardello peppers.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finally, some good news for Panthers fans.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Random phone photo
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Free extra hockey.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got one (Arscht Center really frowns on that).
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@guaperia.bsky.social Waiting for Chucho.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IKEA rules.
IKEA IVARIKEA BILLY
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight on #CookingWithMambo we are making BEANS, featuring @ranchogordo.bsky.social’s Rio Zape beans. Let’s get started.
Beans on rice with onions, cilantro and cotija cheese. Tortilla chips in the background.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What in all of the fucking fucks
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Made this again today, this time I used the Rancho Gordo Felicidad chipotle salsa hot sauce. 😋
Toasted biscuit with cheddar cheese, scrambled egg, hot sauce and avocado.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: I have too many shoes Also me, at the Dr. Martens store: 😍😍😍😍😍
Dr. Martens Millee Sandals
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Presented without comment.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well this sounds interesting. Has anyone tried it?
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I need a bigger pot.
Potato corn poblano red bell pepper jalapeño onion Monterrey Jack chorizo soup
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s good to be back.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have these:
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol this fucking manbaby.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I did not know this was a thing.
Ad for mens pantyhose.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I did another experiment for #CookingWithMambo. Very easy nectarine cobbler, you can do this. Let’s get started.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I blackened some shrimp without overcooking them please clap
Blackened shrimp
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just made an incredible warm potato salad. Fingerling potatoes, green beans, roasted red onions, doused in a vinaigrette. Will post details tomorrow.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Heart or ballsack. You decide.
PotatoPotato
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Now we wait for the cool down.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
watching the Marlins
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A CHEESE GRATER THAT CAN BEAM ME UP SCOTTY.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just found out you can buy the knob separately. This will look great on my matte black soup pot.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Le Creuset has done a collaboration with Star Trek. Yes I will be spending $45 for this spoon rest. Spoon not included.
Le Creuset x Star Trek spoon rest.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Put jam in your grilled cheese. You’re welcome.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I did not want free extra football. 😒
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nothing like watching the Canes humiliate an opponent while Listening to live music.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Look at these Cutie Patooties. Look at them.
Adidas x Jennie Superstar SQ Ballet shoes.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Adidas Bille Jean King shoes arrived today. Also available in the OG blue, they are a tribute to the Battle Of The Sexes match, with the heel tabs embossed with “1973” on the left shoe and the match scores on the right. Lovely retro shoe, super comfy.
Adidas Billie Jean King shoes.
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