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Lucie Toblerone

@msloobylou.bsky.social
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LOVES SPARKS, HATES LANYARDS innit?

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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Andrew Mountbatten Norfolk
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I wonder if Beckham went to the Davos speech. What a terrible week for him, if so.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"Thanks Brooklyn. Hang on... did you steal these from a hotel?"
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Bowie's childhood home being renovated means ONE LESS GREY HOUSE in the UK so great news.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
What's the worst Bowie trope? 1. He kept the world glued together. 2. He understood the internet like no other. 3. He was an alien. Oh are there no polls on BlueSky?
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I've had to turn off 6Music for going on about Bowie too much. Mainly as they're not saying anything.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
6Music asked their entertainment editor to pick a Bowie film to watch. She chose The Man Who Fell to Earth. Thought she might go The Linguine Incident.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Bad news for anyone living on this street.... www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...
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David Bowie’s childhood home to open to public after 1960s restoration
South London house to feature never-before-seen archival items and creative workshops for young people
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The wrongest par ever written about Bowie. By...
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Only a few days to go until you sit aound with nothing to say to your family. So why not ask for a copy of my quiz? It's TOPICAL, FUN and SILLY. There are 50 questions (and, yes, answers) so you can pick & choose depending on how thick your audience is. Just DM me!
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Guess what I sang at my birthday karaoke...
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Someone lovely just donated £50 to food banks for my quiz. Shout for your copy, all donations welcome! www.justgiving.com/page/lucie-t...
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Lucie Tobin's QUIZ 2025 for Trussell
Help Lucie Tobin raise money to support Trussell
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
At the theatre yesterday a woman asked her mate if it was a new play. “It’s by Arthur Miller.” Is it new then? “He was married to Marilyn Monroe!” So it’s old then?
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Approved
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
So @sonjalovestodraw.bsky.social is fabulous as she sent me her email, I forwarded my quiz to her and then she DONATED to my JustGiving. What a STAR! (You should do the same too!)
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The Mail have literally run a story THE TRUTH ABOUT ALAN CARR WHEN THE CAMERAS AREN'T AROUND based on this one quote: 'Alan was backstage at an event and a nice enough guy, not quite down to earth but he was okay.'
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Just looking at nut roast recipes and one commenter asks if they can use anything other than nuts.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
OK, BlueSkyers - prove you're better than Twitter and drop me your email so I can send you my LEGENDARY TOPICAL FUN END-OF-YEAR QUIZ loved by many including national treasures.
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a woman says " charity work sucks " in a peacock ad
ALT: a woman says " charity work sucks " in a peacock ad
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Right, I THINK my legendary, famous, much-loved, actually done by famous people END-OF-YEAR QUIZ is finally finished. It features NO Trump, misery, war and just one murder so is FUUUN! Message me or email at lucietobin2015@gmail.com if you want your own copy to lighten your Christmas!
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Hey, BlueSky has decided to let me log in again! Which is good timing as I'm just putting the finishing touches to my LEGENDARY END OF YEAR QUIZ! Played by celebrities and normos alike every year. I'll be sending it out in early December so do DM me your email if you want a copy.
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a man talking into a microphone with the words it 's for charity mate
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Banger
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Lots of people claiming their mothers are the best in the world but I swear they never met mine.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
What an incredible #granddesigns that was
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
That long?
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David Wheatley @nemoloris.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Today someone was telling me about the domestic squalor Maggie Smith lived in, all smashed windows and broken doors, and wondering how his various wives put with it, and only afterwards did I realise they had been talking about Mark E Smith.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Bloke on podcast wants to see the original script of Adolescence so he can watch it and see how much was changed by the actors. Well, we all need a hobby.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Am at the stage now where I don't even know what The White Lotus is about or for.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Morrissey slagging off Sparks on Insta for dumping him. Highlight of my day. (Not been a great day tbh.)
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
A reporter on World at One #WATO today referred to 'swinging cuts' and I've now heard it three times since on BBC news. I now want it defunded and everyone who works there imprisoned.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Over on Twitter I'm telling someone that this is a TUNE, whatever her views are.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A classic from the 80s.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This is INCREDIBLY awful www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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I was crying, anxious, exhausted – why did no one warn me about the new-pet blues?
After weeks of looking forward to getting a cat, I was shocked at how miserable I was with Leo on the scene. But many cat and dog owners struggle to cope
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Thames Water are digging up my dad's road so at 7am everyone on the street got a note telling them to move their cars then at 8am all the cars got parking tickets. Shame he doesn't read the Daily Mail, they'd love this.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I bet Starmer hasn't put the bins out at home for ages
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This smells like bullshit
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I am once again reminded of the worst-named restaurant in the UK. www.sophieschoicerestaurant.co.uk
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Sophie's Choice – European Restaurant, Sidcup
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Yup, we've all seen the video now, thanks.
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
"Funny"
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A bloke just rang my dad's doorbell and I couldn't understand what he was saying cause he spoke pure KENT
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Mate went to see a therapist as he was worried as a gay man that he couldn't find lasting love. She told him to go to the opera and 'hang about the bar afterwards'. He didn't go back to see her (and missed the next appointment as he was in bed with a bloke he picked up in a club).
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The Lads reading @privateeyenews.bsky.social
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I've reached 500 followers... and YET...
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Who gets your vote for the film couple with the least sexual chemistry? I'm going...
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A topless Iggy? I can hardly believe it... www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
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Kate, Kylie, Kim … and a topless Iggy: faces of the Face magazine – in pictures
Through the 80s and 90s, the British style glossy defined pop and magazine culture – as a dazzling new exhibition shows
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Christ
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine's Day, kids!
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I like actors, they're really good at acting aren't they? But there's one talking on the radio at the moment that is making me hate them. 🤢
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Lucie Toblerone @msloobylou.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
And they say Trump has small hands...
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