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Ms.Fortunecookie

@msfortunecookie.bsky.social
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Trying to make the world a better place by smashing the patriarchy and rescuing cats.

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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Wow… that cross around his neck and that behavior? You have to love christian nationalism. 😑
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Piss off mascara boy
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I’m of the opinion that we don’t need more satirical news stories - anything awful is believable these days. I mean, who had South Africa on your bingo card?!?!
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
He was probably fearful it would burn.
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Alas… now elon is getting involved 💩😑
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Dude. Is it true you scrubbed your pro Harris presence?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Well, at least it got that one right.
Fortune headline: Elon Musk’s AI turns on him, labels him ‘one of the most significant spreaders of misinformation on X.’
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Next time you're applying for a job, tell your prospective employer you'd prefer they not do a background check. Let's see how that goes.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“‘Apparently some ppl think it makes us look like Nazis,’ says a close Trump ally.” Except listen to one of the guys in charge of violent mass deportations. Stephen Miller “himself was routinely & specifically using the word ‘camps’ to describe what he & his boss wanted the military to build …”
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
In 2022, Gaetz “suggested that women advocating for reproductive rights protections were too unattractive to become pregnant, let alone need abortions. At a conference in Florida, he said, ‘Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb.’” 19thnews.org/2024/11/matt...
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Where Trump AG pick Matt Gaetz stands on abortion, LGBTQ+ rights and criminal justice
Gaetz would lead the Department of Justice, which last year declined to bring charges against him in a sex trafficking investigation.
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I suppose if they’re over 18 he’s not interested…
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I am still awaiting for him to pick Hannibal Lecter for secretary of agriculture, Steve Bannon for CIA, and Rudy for housing and urban development (that way he can find himself someplace to live)
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I keep waiting for him to put Hannibal Lecter on senior staff
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I keep waiting for him to put Hannibal Lecter into his cabinet.
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Hello back! And thank you! I’m here to smash the patriarchy and rescue cats!!!
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I’m one of those cursed childless cat ladies. All are rescues. Say hello to my Junebug and to Leo - the newest member of the clowder. 18 year old Big Fig is my profile pic.
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
@lobishi.bsky.social I’m here!!! ❤️
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Ms.Fortunecookie @msfortunecookie.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Msfortunecookie joined last night! Let’s get this party started!!!
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