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Ms. Eldritch

@mseldritch.bsky.social
3.2K followers 4K following 1.3K posts

Queer, polyamorous, & guaranteed to steal your heart. Eldritch deity. I talk about monsters, books, and magic. (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈 18+. She/Her Texas, USA

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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you for the mention!! I thought y’all were slipping. She’s beautiful. 😍😍😍
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s like a 10% “this is so silly” feeling but as soon as you’re past that it’s actually SO much fun.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bleh, this sucks. There’s a scene where Nic Cage is trying to suppress newly emerging spider instincts and he’s legitimately great at it. Plus I cannot keep my eyes off of Li Jun Li or Jack Huston anytime they’re on screen, Megawatt was so good and the show has Brendan Gleason!
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Goddamnit. That show was legitimately so fun. 😩
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I can’t tell if it’s the lighting or if she has a little tuft of lighter hair in the middle of her forehead but she’s so CUTE.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“The ‘good Etali’? The ‘GOOD’ Etali??” Pretty sure I beat you with the Bad Etali at Sealed for it. 😋😇
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Cat Frowns Through Window
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A MagicCon in my old stomping grounds… 👀
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It’s usually me rehearsing an argument and I go in all revved up and then they’re like “Yeah, you’re right. Thank you for pointing that out.” And you’re like “…oh. That’s it?” 😅🤣
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This goes so hard.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Another Emrakul enjoyer…
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Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Save the cheerleader, save the world!
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I thought you were sorting Magic cards alphabetically for a second. 🥴
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
am i "celebrating" anyone's death?? no, not just anyone. i have list
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
grim reaper finally locked the fuck in. he's standing in front of that claw machine with a roll of quarters and an agenda
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
NEW VIDEO: the donnie darko sequel—s. darko—set math on fire www.youtube.com/watch?v=1isA...
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The Time a Donnie Darko Sequel Set Fire to Math
YouTube video by Lord Ravenscraft
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Oh my god.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Also: 🫵🏻 GAY (affectionate)
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You are brilliant as usual, and I’m so lucky to have you as a close friend with your wise and enormous heart.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Outfit for a pirate burlesque last night!
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It looks like getting hit with the age verification the other day through Bluesky was maaaaybe a glitch? But also Texas has legislation for it too.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m glad you’re getting some time off with some amazing food and company. You deserve it.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m so glad you enjoyed it!! I thought that the author did an amazing job of explaining the world and the rules and loops and everything in such a short amount of time. I loved it.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
they want you to believe that elon musk "earned" one trillion dollars, but poor people "stole" food stamps
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Yeeeeep. 🥲
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I like the way you think. 😉
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yes!
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This was a nice notification. Taking better care of my body is paying off. 😌
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
That team name is so good!!
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yes.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
For example, I posted a selfie on one of the other platforms and of course everyone is being normal about it. 🥴
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sending you both hugs and thoughts. 🫂
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Orange rolls are my favorite. Now I need to go make the ones in my fridge…
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
How very [insert sign] of you.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The title “Goddess of Affliction” goes so hard.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Also, the people advocating for everyone having their real names has never been a woman on the internet. 🫠
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ooh love that.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Climate change doesn’t help anything either… 🫠
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I am very happy for this couple but also… this would be a personal nightmare. 😂
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Is this… is this actually something happening at the wedding? That IS unique lol.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You both look beautiful!! Hope the weather is nice for you too.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Cheerwine! It’s a cherry soda.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Where’s RPGO’s “no no, Lyght is objectively correct on this one” screenshot…
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Aww, I like this.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Genuinely took me WAY too long to realize it wasn’t just “sporefrog.”
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Diana Chan @thingsbydiana.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Don't lose your head 🌈✨
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Me: I’m feeling good, feeling decently recharged. Also me: *looks at waiting messages* Absolutely not.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I will take my sleep being disrupted every time even if it’s nothing over missing something important when it happens. A bunch of little girls died last year at Camp Mystic because people were neglectful and not properly prepared to deal with flooding. A little loss of sleep won’t hurt.
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Ms. Eldritch @mseldritch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Several emergency alerts went off last night on people’s phones due to flash flooding warnings. And now lots of people are complaining about it. It can be that you’re slightly annoyed about the loss of sleep AND—the important part is “AND”!—be grateful that alert system exists.
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