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Michelle S

@msdodgrblu.bsky.social
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Mostly harmless. Still runs with ✂️. Chronologically an adult. Technical writer. Dodgers, Mariners, Pearl Jam, Star Wars, Disney, PokémonGo. Just waiting for Halloween. 🎃

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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 5h
Since I’m getting on an airplane soon, I’m dutifully getting my Covid and flu vaccines. 🫤
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 14h
When I was *very* small my dad watched Soylent Green on TV. The only video I remember is flowers. But the audio “the scoops are coming!”and “Soylent Green is people” lives in my head today. Means I never would try that protein drink Soylent and am very wary of Tr*mp’s imported “mystery meat.”
Screenshot of post from Sleeping Village Reviews asking:
“In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?”
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still hold it against them that they took the Pilots away from Seattle.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m here for all the folks laughing at the Padres. (I still feel bad for Ty France though.)
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Raiders gotta Raider, I guess. 🫤
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hoping for a better outcome than last night’s Silvertips game. 🤞🏻Either way, we got a cool charcuterie board.
Seattle Kraken home ice, 10/4/2026
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I said before the baseball season started the only two outcomes I would accept this season were the Mariners going to the World Series or a Dodgers 3-peat. Only one option remains.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, I think it’s my anniversary of getting hit in the head by a hockey puck and the venue having no concern at all for me! 😂
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With the merging of these two iconic companies, Skydance is ready to soar into the future!
The Hindenburg explosion
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some people have too much time on their hands.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Folklore made me like her music for the first time. I really like Midnights as well.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh. That was not good.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Should not have ordered the Fugu.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is the federal government paying for ads during NFL games for that demented degenerate MF who CANNOT run for president again? And why are they doing that with MY tax dollars?!?! I do not approve this message. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We were in Belfast a few years ago. We were quite surprised to learn what was still bubbling strongly just beneath the surface. 😣
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have news for them: MUCH life has originated in an $80 motel room.
Screenshot of NY Times headline “In an $80 motel room, a discovery could shed light on the origins of life.”
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So with you on this. Then they come into the row and take their time sitting down. Or in the third deck, they walk up the frickin’ stairs and stop halfway up and stare down at the field, blocking the view of everybody sitting down. 🤬
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Having A Day. But I did get to buy a giant plush gargoyle, so that’s a win.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*an not and. Still waiting for that edit button.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How to agitate people in Colorado: tell them their state is part of the Midwest. 😈 Except for the Rockies, it is flat and arid. MIDWEST.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On the verge of a huge tantrum this morning called “WERE THESE UPDATES AND URGENT PRIORITY OR NOT?!?” I feel the need for a walk coming on. I need to look at some leaves.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is what happens when the government is run by a bunch of dumbasses. Which tbh is a comment that works for many things.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can confirm. And if I have a trip planned for Sept or Oct, you can bet that is when it will be hottest. 🥵Disneyland at 104 in early Oct: less than great.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have seen that before. And totally get it. 🤣 The colonoscopy was a new one. I wish I’d grabbed a picture but was too busy laughing.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Worst scoreboard message ever? “Congratulations on your first colonoscopy, Brian!”
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why…uhhh…why is Charmander wearing a bra?! #pokemongo
Screenshot from PokemonGo of Charmander wearing what appears to be a bra with both cups slung across his chest.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I paid the Mariners a lot of money to stand in queues tonight…
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As the kids say, “Based.”
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really don’t think he understands how insurance works.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish you the best of luck and hope you never get it! I never wanted it, but I have children in school, so I was doomed. AFAIK, I’ve only had it once thus far. (Though I am skeptical that the tests work in all cases.)
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What a great name. Appears to have been extraordinarily long-lived also. 🤔
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Breathe. You’ve got this!
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last posts deleted: no need to post my embarrassment. Sorry, world.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Will the presidents’ eyes shoot lasers? Ngl, that would be kinda cool.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apologies for asking: is this real? I can’t tell any more. And I don’t want to Google it.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe she was absent that day. 🤣 I admit I’d never thought about how weird jumping over things on a motorcycle as a spectacle sounds. The whole thing was just one long trail of explanation.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Explaining that to Gen Z necessitates an explanation of sit-coms; and episodic shows that aired on specific days of the week and specific times; before you can even start to explain Happy Days. And you’re still not to the part about the Fonz, much less the shark and the jumping.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yesterday I said to Kid 2.0 that “6-7 has jumped the shark.” And the amount of explaining I had to do caused a small rip in the space-time continuum.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20yo me would be very surprised I’m still alive. I expect she’d be disillusioned. Maybe if she looked at my bookshelf, she wouldn’t be too disappointed in me.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There are some educational institutions who should be ashamed to count him as a graduate.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ooo. Maybe It will happen today!
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I assume that is “RISING FROM THE GRAVE.” But are we talking like Dracula or Jesus? I’m assuming the former.
Headline on a “personal assistant” clock thingy: “Mitch McConnell returns | RISING.”
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Friends, you have no idea how disappointed I am that the Simpsons Jack in the Box meal does not have a Ribwich option. What are you even doing, Jack?
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Questions like “Will it clean my bathroom and kitchen?”
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It should be understood that it’s not ONLY a wedding that Russia is bankrolling for DT Jr.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Extremely disappointing. I expected Raleigh to regress. But the whole team is a mess. They should have fired Dan Wilson months ago.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I thought they had no chance in the post season after watching them bumble through the regular season. Kiké said it: they played like 💩 and still somehow won it all. But they are sometimes hard to watch. And seeing them go to the WH. UGH! 🤢 At least the Mariners spare us the last part. 🤣
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Excellent compromise! Enjoy your time off. I hope it’s peaceful. Two jobs ago I almost up and quit a couple of times. Turns out that would have been a better move, as the company shut down abruptly and didn’t pay severance or my banked vacation days.
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is that a ninja or someone headless coming through the gate?!
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Michelle S @msdodgrblu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is that Che Guevara or Fidel Castro who is in line twice? 😂
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