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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes

@msdelilahjones.bsky.social
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Wine Lady, Grateful Dead, Phish, Old School Panic. Democrat, Wife, Boy Mom, Dog Mom, Macular Degenerate. Trying/failing not to post about politics. Steely Dan rules; Neil Young is my true father.

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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our President just called a Senate Candidate "Trannie Annie" for no other reason than her first name is Annie and I guess...that it rhymes? Remember when the President didn't call American citizens Trannies, Freakos, and Scum? That was a special time.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was anyone else at JRAD last night? We left during the Dew and any setlists I see say that was it— no encore? True?
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JRAD esta noche!
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My algorithm on Insta reels tonight is all Grateful Dead, Les Miserables, and Annie. AI robots: when you’re good, you’re good. 
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So...when's the gay hockey show coming back?
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting a sports bra on/off is half the workout. 
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everyone's super weird today.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In doing my Dolly deep dive yesterday, saw a reel on a 1972 Jerry Garcia interview where he told the reporter Dolly was his favorite female singer, and in particuar, the track Daddy Come and Get Me. Gonna suss that out today.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This little lady jumped into my bed this morning and while we were cuddling I couldn’t understand the loud buzzing noise she was making until I fished a giant, live cicada out of her mouth.
Photo of a cute dog with a hunger for cicadas.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How do you guys think it would go if Kamala had run on no new wars/fixing the economy on day one, then 2 years in had started a new, clusterfuck of a war, inflation is rampant, the national debt hit 40T, and the only thing she wants to discuss is WH decor. Press would take it easy on her, right? 
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sitting in “the chair” waiting to get bilateral eye injections for maculsr degeneration and they’re taking their sweet time and my Ativan is wearing off. LFG.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’s kind of gloomy tunes outside and instead of putting away piles of laundry I can’t stop watching reels of the dregs of society getting kicked off commercial flights. I need those parental controls only I am the parent.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Jerry Garcia holding sign sign that reads I miss you too
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just got to our Ashland, OR VRBO only to find they cancelled on us BC the AC broke and it’s 98 degrees LOLOLOL fuuuck
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oregon, I am in you! Spreading this salient message while driving down the coast to meet my 20 mostly Midwestern relatives. To whom I will NOT correct their pronunciation of Oregon, I will NOT correct their pronunciation of Oregon, I will NOT… 
Ladies T-shirt that reads “make America grateful again”
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Been puzzled that my Insta algo shows SO many makeup vids since I have zero interest and scroll right by. Lately though it’s been giving me ASMR reels of people floating in small but inventive backyard pools. Finally, you robot fucks! Thaaat’s the stuff.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My 19 year-old has been at Lollapalooza since Wednesday, staying downtown at a friend’s apartment. I was fully on GD tour by 19, but still, I keep texting for proof of life. 
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Odyssey was so good! I thought I was gonna be super bored, because I’m like that, but it was epic! And Anne Hathaway, who usually bugs, didn’t bug at all!
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Listening to Joni rn, and remembering I once wrote an unrequited love letter to a boy and included “You’re in my blood like holy wine so bitter and so sweet. I could drink a case of you and still be on my feet” ASSUMING he’d get the reference. He responded, “Wut?” Reader, it wasn’t meant to be. 
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh my God the Highway to Hell looks so fuuun I’m so jelly
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Morning Joe with a healthy helping of Makisupa FOMO.
Photo depicts coffee cup owned by woman experiencing Phish MSG FOMO
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Carini FOMO
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My town hosts a watercolor contest every year where artists paint depictions of local shops and buildings. This cool lady did my wine shop – – guess I’m gonna have to buy some art.
Cool woman holds up her water color depiction of my wine shop
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Phish #pick5, Raleigh My Sweet One Jibboo Funky Bitch Bug Golgi
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Putting it into the universe early: when Phish plays Mexico, Fishman invites Fred Armisen to play bongos on Manteca. #LetItBeSo #phish
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wait wut Horn closed the set?
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just a top notch week. 2 nights Phish Madison; friends in town, floating in Poolette; Richard Kind>Buddy Guy>Fred Armison>David Letterman>John Mulaney at Wrigley last night; this morning’s news; and a full day of nothin’ to do but float and listen to Jerry, nary a cloud in the sky. 10/10, no notes.
Photo depicts lazy lady floating in pool, pruning up on h our two
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Which ever one of you posted the Lindsey/Carini mashup lyric, you got me singing it
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 12/07/2026
Do it @stephencolbert.bsky.social
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
These things come in threes, right?
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A veritable Martin Scorceez over here! #phish
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Bug Twist Possum Bowie Jim #pick5 #phish
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Phish Madison, N1: delightfully tiiight right out of the gates. In your face, Phish tour opener scrunchy faces! Vacillated between 1.0 fun (CDT, Mike’s, Weekapaug), ethereal beauty (MWSIY, Slave), and ponderous, take-your-time trip (Fuego, Gun). And Suzy for old broads like me! Pretty, pretty good!
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Madison, Spotted Cows and impeccable vibes
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Annie's Goddess dressing discontinued. End of an era at Chez Nous. Blergh.
Photo depicts Annie's Goddess Dressing, sadly discontinued. I blame Trump.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Photo depicts American Patriot, Jerome John Garcia, wearing a jaunty American flag hat.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
First morning back from an epic 17 day trip through France, Portugal and Spain. The opposite of a morning person, I love these first jet lagged mornings when I wake up at 5 am and see how the other half lives!
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The Douro Valley also super doesn’t suck, nor does vineyard dog Estrella.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Seafood is pretty, pretty good when you’re 20 feet from the sea, too
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bandol and Cassis super don’t suck.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
On a wine tour of France, Portugal and Spain. Here are the top two vineyard dogs this far: Suzette and Bello, Gigondas and Chateauneuf du Pape, respectively.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My Lyft driver smells and is blasting Foreigner
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I feel slightly less shitty posting about my kid here since most of you don't know him IRL. He came back from college year 1 with a Chalomet stache and...interesting fashion. Lots of thrifting, where he picked up these. This morning I caught the dog eating one of them AND PEOPLE I DID NOTHING
photo depicts cab driver shoes preferred by my 20 year old son, despite Mom's offer to buy him ANY pair of Vans, Pumas, Stan Smith's, etc
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Couch full of dogs
Photo depicts two floofy dogs on couch, one resembling fried chicken.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What the fuck are we doing
Photo depicts White House before Trump with East Wing entact, and White House after, with the East Wine demolished and a giant, tacky AF sound stage set for a UFC fight on the White House lawn.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
In the Midwest, there is exactly one week out of the year that you can both lounge lazily outside at night without a coat or a blanket, and not get eaten alive by mosquitoes. This is that week.
Photo depicts Midwest dreamscape of cute dog, and woman lounging lazily outdoors without a thick coating of 
DEETall over her bod.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I cannot, in any shape or form, be trusted to turn the sprinkler off.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’m just a girl, once again, standing in front of her closet, wondering which four summery items she can compile atop one another because it’s friggin’ FORTY degrees in late May.
Photo depicts woman’s “Mrs. Roper chic” closet, all too summery to wear in woefully frigid, late May temps.
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Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Jesus Mary and Joseph. The Martin Short doc. My heart. A staggering fuck-ton of loss, and yet.
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