Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Our President just called a Senate Candidate "Trannie Annie" for no other reason than her first name is Annie and I guess...that it rhymes? Remember when the President didn't call American citizens Trannies, Freakos, and Scum? That was a special time. 0181
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was anyone else at JRAD last night? We left during the Dew and any setlists I see say that was it— no encore? True? 200
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My algorithm on Insta reels tonight is all Grateful Dead, Les Miserables, and Annie. AI robots: when you’re good, you’re good.  020
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So...when's the gay hockey show coming back? 010
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Getting a sports bra on/off is half the workout.  160
Reposted by Ms. Delilah J⭕️nesJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 127115781940
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026In doing my Dolly deep dive yesterday, saw a reel on a 1972 Jerry Garcia interview where he told the reporter Dolly was his favorite female singer, and in particuar, the track Daddy Come and Get Me. Gonna suss that out today. 170
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This little lady jumped into my bed this morning and while we were cuddling I couldn’t understand the loud buzzing noise she was making until I fished a giant, live cicada out of her mouth. 72104985
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 21/08/2026How do you guys think it would go if Kamala had run on no new wars/fixing the economy on day one, then 2 years in had started a new, clusterfuck of a war, inflation is rampant, the national debt hit 40T, and the only thing she wants to discuss is WH decor. Press would take it easy on her, right?  010
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Sitting in “the chair” waiting to get bilateral eye injections for maculsr degeneration and they’re taking their sweet time and my Ativan is wearing off. LFG. 051
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It’s kind of gloomy tunes outside and instead of putting away piles of laundry I can’t stop watching reels of the dregs of society getting kicked off commercial flights. I need those parental controls only I am the parent. 030
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Just got to our Ashland, OR VRBO only to find they cancelled on us BC the AC broke and it’s 98 degrees LOLOLOL fuuuck 120
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Oregon, I am in you! Spreading this salient message while driving down the coast to meet my 20 mostly Midwestern relatives. To whom I will NOT correct their pronunciation of Oregon, I will NOT correct their pronunciation of Oregon, I will NOT…  1110
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Been puzzled that my Insta algo shows SO many makeup vids since I have zero interest and scroll right by. Lately though it’s been giving me ASMR reels of people floating in small but inventive backyard pools. Finally, you robot fucks! Thaaat’s the stuff. 010
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026My 19 year-old has been at Lollapalooza since Wednesday, staying downtown at a friend’s apartment. I was fully on GD tour by 19, but still, I keep texting for proof of life.  180
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The Odyssey was so good! I thought I was gonna be super bored, because I’m like that, but it was epic! And Anne Hathaway, who usually bugs, didn’t bug at all! 150
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Listening to Joni rn, and remembering I once wrote an unrequited love letter to a boy and included “You’re in my blood like holy wine so bitter and so sweet. I could drink a case of you and still be on my feet” ASSUMING he’d get the reference. He responded, “Wut?” Reader, it wasn’t meant to be.  060
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Oh my God the Highway to Hell looks so fuuun I’m so jelly 000
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Morning Joe with a healthy helping of Makisupa FOMO. 000
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My town hosts a watercolor contest every year where artists paint depictions of local shops and buildings. This cool lady did my wine shop – – guess I’m gonna have to buy some art. 060
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Phish #pick5, Raleigh My Sweet One Jibboo Funky Bitch Bug Golgi 030
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Putting it into the universe early: when Phish plays Mexico, Fishman invites Fred Armisen to play bongos on Manteca. #LetItBeSo #phish 2120
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Just a top notch week. 2 nights Phish Madison; friends in town, floating in Poolette; Richard Kind>Buddy Guy>Fred Armison>David Letterman>John Mulaney at Wrigley last night; this morning’s news; and a full day of nothin’ to do but float and listen to Jerry, nary a cloud in the sky. 10/10, no notes. 0150
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Which ever one of you posted the Lindsey/Carini mashup lyric, you got me singing it 010
Reposted by Ms. Delilah J⭕️nesHELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 12/07/2026Do it @stephencolbert.bsky.social 1027633
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 09/07/2026A veritable Martin Scorceez over here! #phish 000
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Bug Twist Possum Bowie Jim #pick5 #phish 091
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Phish Madison, N1: delightfully tiiight right out of the gates. In your face, Phish tour opener scrunchy faces! Vacillated between 1.0 fun (CDT, Mike’s, Weekapaug), ethereal beauty (MWSIY, Slave), and ponderous, take-your-time trip (Fuego, Gun). And Suzy for old broads like me! Pretty, pretty good! 180
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Madison, Spotted Cows and impeccable vibes 080
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Annie's Goddess dressing discontinued. End of an era at Chez Nous. Blergh. 110
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 23/06/2026First morning back from an epic 17 day trip through France, Portugal and Spain. The opposite of a morning person, I love these first jet lagged mornings when I wake up at 5 am and see how the other half lives! 380
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The Douro Valley also super doesn’t suck, nor does vineyard dog Estrella. 080
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Seafood is pretty, pretty good when you’re 20 feet from the sea, too 080
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 09/06/2026On a wine tour of France, Portugal and Spain. Here are the top two vineyard dogs this far: Suzette and Bello, Gigondas and Chateauneuf du Pape, respectively. 2140
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My Lyft driver smells and is blasting Foreigner 110
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I feel slightly less shitty posting about my kid here since most of you don't know him IRL. He came back from college year 1 with a Chalomet stache and...interesting fashion. Lots of thrifting, where he picked up these. This morning I caught the dog eating one of them AND PEOPLE I DID NOTHING 5140
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 27/05/2026In the Midwest, there is exactly one week out of the year that you can both lounge lazily outside at night without a coat or a blanket, and not get eaten alive by mosquitoes. This is that week. 180
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I cannot, in any shape or form, be trusted to turn the sprinkler off. 150
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I’m just a girl, once again, standing in front of her closet, wondering which four summery items she can compile atop one another because it’s friggin’ FORTY degrees in late May. 020
Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes @msdelilahjones.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Jesus Mary and Joseph. The Martin Short doc. My heart. A staggering fuck-ton of loss, and yet. 010